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I Hate to Break it to You, Kid…That’s Not Weed

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He does know that right?

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  1. dsd says:

    lulz, poland again

  2. Laredon says:

    Have your mother ever showed you weed?

  3. theflyingdutchman says:

    those things don’t need much water so they’re awesome:D

  4. xPaulie says:

    I just laughed my brains out

  5. iknoweverything says:

    Let him enjoy his imaginary coolness while he can

  6. aut says:

    I wanna see the “ice cream headache” worthy thumper he gets when he tries to smoke those leaves. LOL

  7. Jester says:

    Why isn’t this on FailBlog?

  8. amozonesk says:

    i lol’d my face off

  9. Ali v. says:

    That’s a toxic variety of an umbrella tree, if he smokes that, he could shit his skeleton out. I know I am a botanist.

  10. corNholer says:

    Fail ! xD

  11. "God" says:

    Love to see that dumb fuck smoke it!

  12. troll says:

    17 dollars

  13. carnifex says:

    bwahahahahahaha!

  14. stingrayx00 says:

    Is he lying on the ground??

    • Dr.Random says:

      I don’t think so maybe he is just standing in front of a hanging rug or has horrid wallpaper….

      • raptras says:

        no retards on the ground can tell first pic the tree things angled think hes acting wat he thinks ppl are like high

  15. Julien says:

    I wonder what kind of plant it is though ?

    I guess he didn’t see enough picture of potleaf on the internet to notice it is absolutely not the same…

  16. BYRONIUS says:

    ALI…. SHIT HIS SKELETON OUT…. + 3.14 WEBZ FOR YOU!!!!

  17. I2wuzhere says:

    wow i bet his parents arnt much smarter

  18. brmbug says:

    Why is that plant flipping me off?

  19. Puddi says:

    Oh god, that looks JUST like me when I was a kid…

  20. blablah says:

    I didn’t know Scumbag Steve had a little brother! He’ll grow up to be a great gas station cashier one day!

  21. Nathan says:

    This guy is going to grow up to be the dopest,flyest,og,pimp,hustler, gangster player, hardcore mother fucker.

  22. killthemall.com says:

    17 dollars

  23. Rvrstyxx says:

    Piss weak wanna be dipshit.

  24. James says:

    WHA HA HA! I nominate this kid for the Biggest Douche in the Universe awards.

  25. Fastia Japonica.
    now put it back before the dracena comes after you.

  26. Kagamine Rin says:

    Wow, I remember seeing this on /b/.

  27. chris says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  28. zsfdgh says:

    if i ever find that kid….imma beat the shit outof him. i dont know why i just want to

  29. Sandy says:

    LOL I don’t know what its called but my mother has the same plant on her window sill XD

  30. yeah says:

    kid looks like he’s 9 -.-

  31. MR. whale says:

    I have a feeling OP is a facepunch member

  32. Stoner GUY says:

    this is a complete fail and i should know because even i know the difference between other leafs and a weed one XD dont judge me just because this kid disgraces all young non stoner kids for looking stupid anyways. Its funny too that i am fucking mind wiped for an entire day because smoking and i still get atleast a 3.0 XD i win

    • lol says:

      lol i’m a young stoner, go fuck yourself old fuckn faggot, you prolly would think thats weed to ya dumbshit

  33. i just hate it when little kids think they’re badasses

  34. KittyKatastrophik says:

    I love how the comments went from “lol that’s an umbrella tree” to “I’m a young stoner” “no you’re not, poser, I am” .. if you have to brag about being cool (or things you think make you look cool aka being a “stoner”) then you aren’t cool.
    It’s logic, children. You can’t argue with it.

  35. Kumi says:

    It kinda looks like plastic.

  36. Exsenile says:

    and suddenly, POTATOES!

  37. amurana says:

    aw no one went for the obvious!

    “I Hate to Break it to You, Kid…That’s Not Weed”
    “but it IS a POT PLANT!”

    LOLOLOLOL


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