I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY DUCKS YOU FUCK IN THE DUCK MUCK. FUCK A DUCK, FUCK TEN DUCKS, FUCK ALL OF THE FUCKING DUCKS, CAUSE I DONT GIVE ROSY FUCKING TOADS LAST FUCKING FUCK HOW MANY FUCKING DUCKS YOU FUCK!!!!
Animal behavior scientists are very careful never to use the word ‘Rape’ when describing animal mating… except with ducks. Ducks rape and sexually assault other ducks. A group of male ducks who’ve missed out on mating season will sometimes attempt to gang-rape a lone female. They’ll peck at their victim’s head and if the victim runs, they’ll give furious chase.
The lesson we can take away from all this is that ducks are about as belligerent as your typical drunken frat-boy. Pulling this kind of shit is just a normal Tuesday for them.
I saw a duck once chase another duck for ten minutes until it was able to climb onto the other’s back, bite its neck, then go about its business like nothing happened. Ducks, man. I just don’t understand them.
I WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
Fuck is allowed on Memebase AfterDark, that is the only reason why comic are on here, only to use the work “fuck” once, because a majority of the comics do.
im am first
FUCK THE POLICE
DUCK THE POLICE!
FUCK THE DUCK
DUCK THE FUCK
WHAT THE DUCK?????
DUCK THE WHAT?????
DUCK THE FUCK, DUCK IS MUCH BETTER! FTW!!
BETTER DRINK MY OWN CHILDREN !
DRINK BETTER MY OWN CHILDREN!
I think we should police the duck fuckers, personally.
I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY DUCKS YOU FUCK IN THE DUCK MUCK. FUCK A DUCK, FUCK TEN DUCKS, FUCK ALL OF THE FUCKING DUCKS, CAUSE I DONT GIVE ROSY FUCKING TOADS LAST FUCKING FUCK HOW MANY FUCKING DUCKS YOU FUCK!!!!
Fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo 69 a porcupine orgy at the zoo lolol has anyone seen that vid?
^^This
^^ Is
^^ 17 dollars!
^^ No, this is Patrick!
lol – brown duck is kind of a dick.
lol – brown duck is kind of a duck.
Makes sense
*duck the police
Fuck you, Photoshop !
not shopped. either that or it’s a very good shop.
There is a shadow on the water; no shopper would even think that such thing could exist.
those words… what do they even mean…
Last time I checked it was called a reflection…
In the middle on the bottom, underneath the text.
i can see it by the pixels, it’s real.
If it was real there would be a shadow on the white duck.
Good call!
There IS a shadow on the White Duck – or should i say Donald Duck, cause White Duck is just racist, or am i racist?
And not a single duck was given that day.
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this!
YES!
This is shoped I can tell by some of the pixels and by seing a few shops before
Mate what would you know you can’t even spell shopped or seeing
Duckception?
Ride ma bitch, like a boss
duckception
Animal behavior scientists are very careful never to use the word ‘Rape’ when describing animal mating… except with ducks. Ducks rape and sexually assault other ducks. A group of male ducks who’ve missed out on mating season will sometimes attempt to gang-rape a lone female. They’ll peck at their victim’s head and if the victim runs, they’ll give furious chase.
The lesson we can take away from all this is that ducks are about as belligerent as your typical drunken frat-boy. Pulling this kind of shit is just a normal Tuesday for them.
I saw a duck once chase another duck for ten minutes until it was able to climb onto the other’s back, bite its neck, then go about its business like nothing happened. Ducks, man. I just don’t understand them.
Once, I wasted ten minutes of my life.
Hey, that was company time, not personal time. It doesn’t count.
I understand ducks. Don’t f**k with me!
hier in berlin, hipsters dress like that, and east berliners still dress like that…. definitely a trasversal trend…
Duckception!!!
Anybody above this line is jelly…not including me
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they see me rollin’, they hatin’
they see me duckin’, they hatin’
because everyone uses the word “duck” where f-u-c-k is not allowed.
example.
I WANT TO DUCK YOUR MOTHER
I WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
Fuck is allowed on Memebase AfterDark, that is the only reason why comic are on here, only to use the work “fuck” once, because a majority of the comics do.
Aaaahhhh! This is the best picture I’ve ever seen! hahaahahah
THEN WHO WAS SWIM?!
racism done the right way!
A single duck was ridden that day.