Completely worth it. I know it seems long, but this is a tale of heroes.
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Readers Are Revolted
*starts a slow clap
*Extends to a standing ovation*
Bravo sir! I only wish I had thought of that!
I SUMMON THE POWER OF HIPSTER-NAZI!REPOOOOOOST!! this is not only a repost, it’s translated from a page called cuantocabron. com….
im really happy for you and Imma let you finish but memebase is one of the BEST meme sites of all time…. OF ALL TIME !!! (we know you love cuantocabron.com, so why dont you go there and leave us alone ?? please
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You all got trolled, I’m pretty sure the bank is retarded if they let you change your ping at their ATM.
They sadly do and you can also top your phone credit up as well.
my bank lets me, provided i know the old one
Well it’s a good thing he had a retarded bank then…
CC also translates some rage comics on englis, memebase and CC are both great pages
*Stands to attention, salutes
*stands up and starts clapping next to you.. a lone tear falls from my eye.
*starts slow clapping as well
*continues clapping (faster)
She didn’t see her name on the card? I smell an idea that this boy wish he had… I call bull on this.
when you use your debit card do you look at the name to make sure it’s yours?
^ this
I would if I had two identical debit cards in my wallet. :/
well it would be the LOGICAL thing to do, but as we all know logic slips the grasp of quite a few people.
Especially when you are trying to get revenge on someone. I imagine she would be all flustered and not check the name at all
Fucking n00b. Obv u never had a girl you shared $$ with, I just got my GF’s debit card & of course we both check every time. You think anybody’s gonna spend that kinda money — KNOWING you’re doing it to mess with them — without checking WHICH debit card it is?
Pure stick-figure fantasy.
I do this (keep my gf’s in one slot and mine in another slot), and I don’t have to check which is which.
The GIF he chose was of a Scotiabank card. Scotiabank (along with several other Canadian banks) doesn’t put names on their debit cards.
^This
Mine don’t even have any name, but a signature in the back. Some say’s it is for safety when someone steal the card, he can’t tell the name of the account user….
My bank doesnt print names on the card, for security purposes. Expects you to sign the back to identify.
*joins in on the clapping
*clap, clap…
Good, that’s still working
*clap *clap *clap
(anti Combo Breaker Barrier engaged)
C-C-C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!!
Your barrier is useless newfag
*clap *clap *clap *clap
Your Combo Breaker is useless newfag.
“God bless this man”
*slow claps as well*
*tear falls from eye*
*slowly speeds up clapping*
*begins whistling*
*joins in on the clapping*
my god so much win…. bravo good sir, bravo.
*joins in on the clapping*
C- C- C- CONTINUES CLAPPING!
S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S STARTS SNEEZING¡
Yessss!!! Because I’m a potato!!!
*Sets off day-light fireworks to kick off a parade in you’re honor*
RUDY!!
Clappity clap.
*Joins in on the applause*
“I speak for all of us when I say… she got what she deserved!”
Except there’s a flaw in this story : so what happened to the BF’s card ? If she handed it back, she would have seen they were misplaced. If she didn’t hand it back, she could use it on the net or whatever…
It was still in her wallet and he changed the pincode. If there are no names on the cards (as suggested by other people), she would have to use it as a debit card, using the PIN. She wouldn’t be allowed to make credit purchases on it.
That was epic.
Epic revenge is epic, oh and FIRST! My dose of internetz please…..
-10 internets for failing, now all of us shall make fun of you by loling.
LOL
+1 LOL
+2 LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I shall LOL twice: LOL, LOL
I see your double-LOL and raise you a LOL;
LOL, LOL, LOL
And while I’m at it, I’ll play my “Get out of Combo-Breaker Free” card. It counter-acts douchbaggery!
LOLs from me as well. LOL LOL LOL
ill raise another LOL.
LOL LOL LOL LOL
can I LOL in ??? +5 LOLs
lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol and a HA!
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lombo-breaker!!
-lol-
^now that desirved a real-life-LOL!
LOL(1/{[LOL^(LOL)]^[-(LOL)]})
THIS IS EQUAL TO MANY LOLs!
You morons have too much time on your hands
:yodawg:
That’s a great comment.
:ilied:
FIRST
And you, Sir, are my hero.
Bitch deserved it.
Last.
And you, Sir, are obviously easily distracted by nonsensical bullshit that is clearly the incoherent ramblings of a syphilitic brain.
Enjoy your STD.
^^
Isn’t it kind of petty to try and demote your ex-boyfriend’s meme?
Wow That was awesome 8D
FIRST!
That was one of the best rage comics recently
And so, great justice was done that day.
Great justice indeed.
Ummm…
Most banks that I know of don’t let you pick your own PIN…
Otherwise, cool story bro.
really? i did…
what? that is going to change my good sir..
we shall gather the rebel forces and advance immediately
Regions bank does, Bank of America does, First Tennessee does…
I did also O_o You need a better bank
I have used 2 banks and 2 debit cards in my lifetime and Ive been able to choose my own PINS for each of them. Are you sure you didn’t get your card out of a toy?
Does your bank give out cards carved from stone too? WTF
I have never ever EVER heard of a bank that doesn’t let you change your PIN. You know why I have never ever heard of such a bank? ‘Cause it doesn’t exist. If it did, no sensible person would do business there.
Except maybe you.
Huh… maybe in the U.S, but here in France, you don’t choose your pin, they give it to you, if you forget it you’re pretty f***ed
It’s just as easy to remember a random PIN of your choice as one assigned by the bank… unless you did pick 1234 like most morons do.
There is just one legitimate reason to change the PIN: after lending the card to someone you did trust in the past but don’t anymore, but as this story shows, it’s not really working.
Given the two alternatives, if I were the bank, I’d prefer no 1234 PINs.
Two banks I’m with here in the UK won’t allow PINS of number runs (1,2,3,4. 4,3,2,1.) or the same four numbers (0,0,0,0.).
Every bank and credit card I’ve ever had has allowed me the option of changing the PIN.
As someone who works in PIN security for a bank I can tell you that it is usually foreign banks with smaller operations that won’t let you change PIN. Usually when a bank doesn’t let you change the PIN on the card is because they outsource the PIN validation to a third party (usually schemes) and the PIN is encoded on the card itself where it is difficult to change.
It is expensive to build any system where PINs need to be handled, it’s much cheaper to outsource the task.
Same thing here in Finland, no bank (or credit card company) lets you choose or change your pin number.
Lies. Nordea lets you choose, and Im guessing so does every bank.
EVERY BANK LETS YOU HERE WUT R U IN CANADA???
I’m here in Canada, and my bank let’s me pick my own P.I.N.
So does suntrust. Do you even have a bank? Or know what one is?
You fail sir pretty much all banks do.
I chose my own…
With my bank, when you get a card you get given a PIN. However if you go to an ATM you have the option to change it.
Bro…I told you…the hobo on the corner of 17th and Harbach is NOT A BANK.
^THIS
Ummm…
Every bank I know of lets you pick your own pin…
Thats the point of a pin…
I know NO bank that assigns you a pin. The point of a pin is a number YOU will remember, how the f*** would you remember some pin someone gave you?
Every bank I know lets you choose your pin.
Way to go. You bank at bank of fail… or bank of Eden, which is God’s fail.
Typically, the card comes with a default pin, then they give you the option to change it.
BoA and Wells Fargo let you pick. In fact, it’s common practice for banks in the US to let you pick if for no other reason than you’ll have an easier time remembering what it is.
In New Zealand you have to chose your PIN when issued a card, in Australia they issue you the card with a PIN but you can change it at any time at the bank, or an ATM.
Every single bank I have ever worked with, been to, heard of, researched, or even thought about will let you change your original PIN to any number you desire.
you, sir, are an idiot.
So. Damn. True.
This is 50% true, most banks don’t let you change the pic at a ATM.
All of my bank let me change the pin but in with strict specific (like 6) digit limitation, no more, no less…..
this… is…. THE BEST THING EVAH!
too long; but worth it. I salute you
That’s what she said…
tldr
you should
this is fucken dumb & unfunny.
You’re the ex gf, aren’t you?
i actually lold at your comment, very good
i lold at the name… “NOT”
There is owner’s name written on the card and signature on the backside.
They didn’t sign their cards. And do you really check your name on your card every time you use it?
I do when I have two otherwise identical cards in my wallet, like I do now. I have two paypal debit cards, one for my business and one personal. To make matters worse, they have the same name (mine) on them. I use a felt pen to write a big C on the company card and I always double-check before using them even though I keep them on opposite sides of my wallet.
My wife has a card for her personal account and one for our joint account on the same bank. She double checks every time she uses one of the cards as well.
ANAL RETENTIVE MUCH
Stuck capslock much?
how interesting. You should use your personal card (the one with out the C on it) to find someone who can get that big stick out of your ass.
Someone’s bitter that even Kohl’s turned them down :[
I actually laughed at that. Good job Asha.
Yes, obviously someone must have a stick up their ass if they are being careful. :/
I don’t know what the hell is wrong with you, but this dude was simply explaining that he checked his cards. How does that make him have a stick up his ass? Are you just mad because he has a company card, or what?
did you not notice the “20 beers later” part? I highly doubt she’d check the card
^this man is wise
Salesman does it for me.
ya, but in this case it was in fact her card, so why should the salesman ask ..
All irrelevant. Remember the 20 beers?
And how the salesman is supposed to know the card is really yours without checking it? They always, I repeat: ALWAYS, check it with your ID card before you put your pin in, at least in Spain and this is from Spanish ragecomics site.
As a cashier my self, I can’t tell it because so many couple swap cards and let their partner hold their card, some even them sign it their self
No one really does check the name on his own cards, but then, every bank worth its salt sends you a SMS a few seconds after a transaction. This way you have a clue your card was stolen before the thief has a chance to completely empty it (unless your phone was stolen right together, of course).
Not all banks have owners name on the card. Mine doesn’t.
Here in Canada, most banks no longer put names on the front of new debit cards. Because most new debit cards are chip based, banks figure a name on the front isn’t necessary, and helps avoid theft.
Yup, and after a while the signature on the back rubs off… mine did.
You aren’t required to sign it and many stores don’t ask to see the card , especially if you opt for debit instead of credit
Technically, you are, but no one ever CHECKS.
awesome.
You are a mastermind of deception.
+9000 internetz for you Mr. Legend…….sir
*bows out of room*
What a legend! Worth reading
my debit cards do not have names on them. seems legit.
how to dump a bitch with style, nice…
Man, this is some serious Liar Game shit up in here.
saw this on 4chan before it was on memebase after dark
:hipsterkitty:
Cool story… but no. Too much could have gone wrong.
He change his own debit card with new secret password, nothing could be so bad…
I salute you sir. That was… Incredible.
softball?
A lot of men play softball, it’s called “men’s softball”.
You, sir, are a genious. I worship you as my god now!
Cool story, bro. Tell it again.
I think, your work here is done, sir! Congratulations to you! This is breaking up like a f***ing BOSS!
TL;DR
Extremely elaborate plan, I could’ve never made anything like this. I hope this is a true story! This is great!
that was legendary
This dude for President
I agree!
This is the bedtime story i shall tell my son. It shall inspire men everywhere.
This must be told to every son for all eternity.
giving your gf your bank card?
i hope no one seriously does this
Yeah, these two sound like idiots if this story even happened.
I work for a bank, and I can guarantee you that lots and lots and lots of people do this. And I want to slap each and every one of them.
How did you get a hold of your girlfriend’s phone to check the texts? Fair enough you had reason to believe she was cheating, but I’d never check my boyfriend’s phone…who does that!?
Someone who suspects their significant other of cheating, maybe?
A shit load of people.
Yeah but I’d hope people don’t do it without reason to believe they’re cheating, that’s just a total cunt move.
The first panel shows someone telling him that his girlfriend is cheating.
p.s. I do that for fun, read through my gf’s texts. It’s not to “catch” her doing something wrong, because I know she isn’t. We’re just friends with a lot of the same people, it’s kind of like reading her facebook. And it’s not a secret.
why would it matter if theres nothing to hide, my bf uses my phone all the time, i dont care cos i use his also, its not like we are actually checking, he may have just seen there was txts from her ex and wondered why shes even txting her ex, if someones an ex then the cunt move would be to be still txting them in the first place
Well, for one, you type like an 8th grader, so your experience with dating is hardly valid.
Secondly, using the other person’s phone isn’t the issue here–checking their text messages/email/facebook is the issue. It’s a violation of trust. I don’t have anything at all to hide, but I would be really insulted if I caught my fiance checking my text messages. This reveals that he doesn’t trust me, and those who have trouble trusting someone in a relationship are usually untrustworthy themselves. It would make me think that he must be cheating himself, or something.
It’s just not appropriate. If you can’t trust the person you are dating, talk to them about the issue. If it’s still not resolved and you still don’t trust them, break it off. That simple.
oh please Miss Riddle,
There is nothing wrong with checking your significant others texts. I mean it shows you care to check up on them and sure it sounds a bit psychotic but hey everyone is insecure and don’t say your not. Its better to know if your SO is cheating on you and for how long. Adultery is commonplace today and so as gold-diggers.
P.S a pre-up would be nice too.
You sir, are a legend.
You sir are boss. *claps in respect*
:likeaboss:
Too contrived.
Any plan that has more than three elements is too complicated; since only an idiot would make a plan that’s complex as possible, the real limit is two.
You could make an episode of Death Note out of this, though.
But the final bit was just in case it happened. If she didn’t go buy stuff with his card, he simply would’ve left with her paying for a bunch of beers she didn’t expect to. If she noticed the card was hers, she could’ve used his and the pin would be different than what it used to be.
I still say well done.
He really only turned her own nastiness against her with the card thing. The beer thing was the only for-sure revenge. I feel sad for a person that would date a girl he thought might do something like that, though.
good, but I’m not sure if I believe it. The whole credit card swap seems dubious.
The comic is long, but awesome.
In the time it took you to make the first panel, you could have just broken up with her and moved on with your life.
Where the hell’s the fun in that?
you should do a movie about this:D Epic fuckyeaH, pure awesomeness
Made up or not….
It’s so epic if true! Would love to see this happen to someone
I was going to say, this totally reminded me of Deathnote. What all the schemes Light thinks about. Except at the end SPOILER ALERT Near wins.
First!!
Top Percentage Revenge right there bro
LOL is this a true story?
if so, epic win, that bitch deserved it
why a bear is 22 dolers?
Some bears are better than others?
That, sir, is a super-villain-origin-story scale burn. Bravo.
I cried because of this meme, it is so awsome. Dat Bitch!
TL: Almost didn’t read, but so worth it
You sir are a freaking mastermind!
And what’s even better? All of this was 100% legal. Guy didn’t do a single thing that could land him in jail. THAT is the best revenge ever.
It’s a fool-proof tactic, and it can’t backfire, he IS a genius!
way to jack this rather old rage comic from reddit, you’ve just made memebase the new reddit and everyone is going to hate this site.
No, not everyone; just hipsters….
OWNED
Epic fucking win. All of my internetz to you good sir.
? Why would you two share debit cards?
Agreed. If you think your girlfriend is the type of person who would spend your money for dumping her, you definitely shouldn’t be sharing debit cards.
cool story bro ;]
you sir are a fucking genius
I truly hope this one was real. AWWWW YEAAHHH
People share debit cards in Serious relationships. Donno if some of you guys have been there yet. after a while and you got paid but your b/gf hasn’t and you need milk and your busy, you just hand the card over
Not every bank as a name of the card (TD and i think Scotiabank)
Yes, i would check my BF’s phone if i thought he was cheating and I wouldn’t feel bad. If you disagree with this you have/are probably cheating(ed) on someone and fear or have gotten caught this way. If my BF suddenly wouldn’t let me look at what is on his phone (ie, keeping it near him w/e i would immediately be suspicious.
to the TLDR, it serioulsy wasn’t that long.
To the comic, BEST REVENGE EVER. I bow before your ALMIGHTINESS! Only thing i wouldnt know how to do would be to change her pin. usually you have to do that in person at a bank.
Yes, because everyone out there is disloyal!
Sounds like you’re the one doing the cheating, KP. Do you know that people who have the hardest time trusting their partner are usually the untrustworthy ones themselves? They figure that since they do something untrustworthy, everyone else must do the same thing too.
I don’t think YOU’VE been in a serious relationship, bub. If you can’t trust your partner, you need to sit down with your partner and discuss the issue calmly. If you, say, think your partner is cheating, sit down with the partner, air your concerns and why you have said concerns (it better be a damn rational reason, though). Gage their reaction to your concerns. If they are overly defensive and angry, that’s probably not a good sign (however, if you accuse them of cheating all the time/for stupid reasons, this anger and defensiveness is appropriate).
If you still can’t trust your partner after this talk, don’t steal their damn phone–break up with them. You NEED to have trust in a relationship, and if you are with someone you can’t trust, you should get rid of them. It doesn’t matter if they are cheating or not if they are generally untrustworthy.
Also, I would be upset if my fiance started grabbing my phone without asking. That’s rude, for one (as it’s MY DAMN PHONE, not his), and for two, that indicates that he doesn’t trust ME. Since I haven’t done anything untrustworthy, that would be a concern for me. We also don’t share our damn credit cards (then again, I’m not a housewife, either). If one of us needs something and can’t pay for it, said partner can BORROW a credit card and GIVE IT BACK after purchase.
You shouldn’t have done that.
Though it’s really mean to cheat, that treatment is far too low.
You should be above that,
just love and tolerate.
But if I’d have to go off-brony:
Neat revenge. Very neat.
The magnitude of the treatment wasn’t caused by him, but by her — she wanted to spend all her BF’s money, but it backfired. It’s instant karma if you ask me.
And yes, very neat.
It’s really hard to make a judgment call like that line about loving and tolerating in situations like these.
* Receipts
Jesus, IRL this might have been cool if it actually happened, but don’t put it on Memebase because it’s not f*cking funny if you have to add footnotes in parenthesis so it makes sense, your rage comic skills don’t go past MS paint and Google images and you can’t write a story for sh*t.
Cool Story Bro!
What I like best about this is that the revenge only works if she’s a complete bitch. If she were NOT, then she wouldn’t have spent all the money. She fucked herself over. Aweeesoooome.
One problem, though: she still has your debit card. Good luck getting it back.
Simple tell the bank you lost it and show them enough ID and they will close the account switch over the money and and give you a new card.
Eh, not a problem really. Go to the banks, tell them your ex stole your card, cancel that one, and get a new one. No problem! =)
If I call my bank and tell them I lost my debit card, they cancel the old one, and send me a new one through the mail with a new card number and PIN code.
You are a true hero my friend, way to go…
This man is a gorram genius.
YOU ARE MY HERO!!!
Dude… Because of you, I want to stay on this planet. Thanks!
drunk driving for the fail
Well played bro! sure taught that bitch a lesson!
This is douchebaggery at its finest.
Cheating is a douchey thing to do. That does not mean that you should get revenge on this person–especially revenge that could get them KICKED OUT OF THEIR APARTMENT. Do you honestly think a girl deserves to live on the street because she CHEATED ON YOU? Please.
If you do, there’s something wrong with you and I suggest you don’t date until you get that fixed.
Dude. She did this to herself. She fucks another guy behind her boyfriend’s back and then tries to “get even” but is fooled.
She could have just stopped, but she didn’t.
You do realise that she was spending the money on what she thought was HIS card. And if it actually was, he would be left with no money and be kicked out of HIS apartment.
If she’s bitch enough to spend that much money (obviously a lot more than what 20 beers are worth), I say he’s just protecting his money.
The leaving-her-with-the-bar-bill part of it was douchey, yes, but everything else the girlfriend did of her own volition. It is not his fault that she spent all of her own money (beyond the bar tab).
Gotta say I agree with ^^ that guy. Making her pay for a bunch of beer isn’t so bad. That she definitely deserved. She was a big enough bitch though that SHE wanted to drain HIS bank account. And if she’s that much of a horrible bitch, then yeah, she deserved it. She could have just accepted that he got her good like she got him, but instead, she decided to be even more of a horrible person. So really, she got exactly what she had coming to her.
… How is he gonna get his Debit Card back? Guess he’ll just have to cancel it. Small price to pay for epic revenge. And if ^ doesn’t get why she had it coming for fucking some other guy (on HIS bed!!), then she’s probably cheated on her bf at some point.
Cool story bro.
this guy is the sherlock holmes of revenge
A tale of tales, and just detailed enough to be believable.
Well played, bro. Well played.
I’m 100% female, and I say DAMNED fine job, sir! I hope this IS real!
Bitches like the one in the story are the bane of every good woman’s existence. She got exactly what she deserved.
You sir just won the internets.
Marry Me.
That was awesome. Most incredible story ever. Wow. Love it.
I broke up with a girl once. I said, ‘I’m breaking up with you b*tch…” Boom. Now that’s a story.
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Had I given it some thought I woulda washed my dogs @$$ with her tooth brush. Oh well.
God bless you
Awesome
Too long. Didn’t read.
simply awesome, its pure latin american work without doubts
i read the whole thing and its awesome… great work there
Why would you ever date a woman who you knew was capable of this kind of revenge?
*man*
*woman. The man just played on her own douchebaggery.
You sir are a god among men!
Bitch had it coming, and now we all have a wonderful breakup idea
too long didnt read
(tears fall as I type)
this is the most genius break up ever, not sure if real or not, but now we can all use it if necessary, you sir just won a first class ticket to heaven…. or hell what ever… still EPIC…..
I’d invite her to go out and make her pass the best day of her life doing new things, something i know she would love to experience, then at the end of the day dump her and tell her what she just missed for being a cheating bitch
you sir, are a god among men. a mighty, vengeful god.
Well done and all that but seriously, don’t f*cking share funds ( I mean using the same WALLAET?) until you’re married. You’ve probably already sacrificed a fair few man cards in the relationship no need to be an idiot aswell.
They not sharing wallet, he just borrowed a debit card to her…
You are a god my friend…..
My god, that was fucking epic. I hate stupid bitches who decide they’re going to get some kind of convoluted revenge on their now-ex-BFs by spending all his money. Backstabbing cunts.
Are you fucking kidding me? Memebase ALWAYS steals shit from reddit. This was on the front page like yesterday. Not only the comic, but the fucking title of the page was stolen. Get some original fucking content memebase.
This site if full of faggots.
:umad:
Well fuck. im not reading all that shit
I KEEP THROWING MY MONEY AT THE SCREEN AND NOTHING HAPPENS
coolstorybro
Gonna put my old lady hat on here and say that this, while well-planned and executed, is a bit stupid. Why not grow up, get your card back, break up with the g/f for being a cheater and walk away knowing you’re better than her. The whole “revenge” thing just makes an unpleasant situation messier and sets you up for reprisals.
Just sayin’
well… why do all that? because it’s frickin GENIUS, THAT’S WHY!
imagirl and I still recognize this guy as my HERO.
She deserved it. GG
tl:dr
TL;DR
tl:rl
That was beautiful =’)
+1000000 internets for the autor.
Hot damn. Awesome.
Dear GOD, my man! I cannot EXPRESS my awe at this ownage! I find it true, for one. And even if it is not, it’s a great, great story. I really wish it to be true.
That bitch had it COMING!!!
Also, change your bed. Uhh.
I am a salute your work. Very great highly honorablr blashsha. Gud.
who are you, and how can i worship you?!?!?!
^ This and also
You sir are a hero among men *salute*
:True Story?:
This….was….excellent….
But my first question would be…did you get your debit card back?
fucking GENIUS . well done sir!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkT4vAJnJls&w=420&h=345
*brofist*
You, sir, are pure awesome.
Why didn’t I think of that when I caught my BF cheating? I have a lot to learn…
Fuck clapping. Start capping ;D
simpsons did it…
That is actually really smart.
*NOT BAD Obama Face*
I love you.
Sir you are my hero.
Bravo, sir. You deserve an award.
*creates new religion based on this man and worships him*
Kick ass. Teach women to stay in the kitchen.
This makes me wish my girlfriend would cheat on me… She’s kind of a bitch, and this would be very satisfying
God I hope this is real. The bitch got what she deserves