Just “Type”? How about “Convidence”? “Wine”? Not that I don’t love a good Merlot, but I do not want it that close to ass kissing. I’m shocked he manages to get “you’re” correct.
lol… what do you want to bet that this was actually made by a pussy who keeps talking to girls who never reply… who now wants to have a cry about the imaginary scumbags all these girls MUST be blowing
Well they both look like 13 so this is really creepy… Especially since the guy switches from “him” to “me” in the second paragraph.. Im losing hope for humanity as i write this. This is just baaaaaad.
That is because he is not the guy in the FB message train. He is commenting that the reason the girl doesn’t unfriend the guy is because she secretly likes the attention because it makes her feel better about herself the day after she blows some asshole like the guy who made the comic.
See, in the first paragraph he is talking about the guy above. In the second he is talking to the girl as about himself.
You need to go back and take a reading comprehension course. And, I am losing hope for humanity because someone such as yourself thinks they are better than the poster.
Uhhh… you guys realize that the number of “friends” you have is pretty much the e-peen size meter now, right? She probably just kept you as a friend so her numbers are higher. Most girls want to have more “friends” than the rest of their actual friends. You should’ve taken the really obvious hint and gotten over her. Desperation is not attractive.
Oh my.. No.. You’ve butchered the entire English language, all of it. Dead. And you did it, all the while smiling about how clever you thought you were being. Please, no more.
Goal was cutting insight that exposes uncomfortable truths. Result was hackneyed psychobabble regurgitated by high school student with a grudge against the girl who turned him down.
that, or he isn’t on her friendlist and she just doesn’t know ho to block people.
you can message people who aren’t on your friendlist.
but nope. this is the internet. so that means every girl in existence is an attention seeking slut.
methinks whoever made the addition to this picture is one of those guys who thinks he’s got an amazing personality but isn’t all that attractive, and that’s why girls won’t date him. in reality, he’s an asshole who makes offensive jokes and probably creeps people out. but he’s been on the internet so long that he fully believes girls not dating him is completely because there’s something wrong with the girl.
By the way, let me help you out there my Pugsley lookin’ friend:
could have*
kiss you on* the ass and whine*
blowjobs*
Get rid of “and”, can’t start a sentence with a conjunction
net, who*
confidence*
type*
You were probably faping the whole time you wrote this, Pugsley, just like Phiip Seymour Hoffman in “Happiness”. Pathetic. That is to say you sound like one of the fat ugly ones.
Spanish 101:
1.- Está.
2.- In spanish, as in most latin languages, a question is writen between two question marks, like so: ¿Eres retrasado mental?
3.- If you wish to appeal your errors by ignorance or lack of an appropriate keyboard, f* you sideways with a poleaxe, don’t do it in the first place.
Truth is, you can’t spell or use proper grammar. I’m unsure of whether this is a clever troll or some pathetic fat kid attempting to exact revenge on this random girl. At any rate, please stop typing, you’re lowering the IQ of the entire internet.
If you can’t spell, given the fact that you can check it in friggin’ “WORD”, just show how “smart” you are… It can ruin your point even if it’s valid, which, in this case, isn’t anyway.
P.S. English is not my first language either, so no complaining…
It’d be slightly funny if the person who made this could spell.
whine not wine
confidence not convidence and
type not tipe.
If you’re going to insult someone spellcheck your shit.
the funny thing is the person who wrote the bottom half is probably in the same boat with the guy stalking the girl. and seeing how he was the same came on to the internet to insult her and make fun of her. its kinda sad really. i mean yeah she could of removed him but then he wouldn’t of had a reason to leave her alone. now he actually knows she doesn’t want to talk to him so he can move on with his life.
Or she just wants you as her neighbor on Farmville? I’ve entered plenty of FB friendships based only on the fact I need cheats on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader.
Random foreign guys pop up on Facebook chat to try and talk to me all the time but I wouldn’t say I’m a whore just because I don’t delete them. I’m just friendly to them until they start disregarding my relationship status and asking creepy personal questions, then I obviously delete them…someone is clearly shit at talking to women and puts it down to all women being “whores” instead of blaming it on their own ineptitude.
I can’t stand the fact that most people on the internet don’t actually know what the term “trolling” stands for. Trolling is misleading or tricking someone into doing something terrible, such as terrible websites (lemonparty, meatspin, etc.). THIS IS NOT TROLLING. This is simply making an argument. And quite frankly, you’re not doing a very good job.
This is so true!
Hasn’t anyone noticed this girl Taylor her eyes? They are so far apart.
I was too busy paying attention to the guy’s poor grammar. How the fuck do you misspell “type”?
because obvious troll is OBVIOUS AS HELL
lol, epic derp on your part
Just “Type”? How about “Convidence”? “Wine”? Not that I don’t love a good Merlot, but I do not want it that close to ass kissing. I’m shocked he manages to get “you’re” correct.
No, you’re wrong as well. They’ve used a back tick instead of apostrophe. Methinks they are from foreignlands where English is another language.
Shit! They are!
lol… what do you want to bet that this was actually made by a pussy who keeps talking to girls who never reply… who now wants to have a cry about the imaginary scumbags all these girls MUST be blowing
THANK you!
tipe… trololololol what a great troll!
it was brilliant. now the grammar nazis will get a hard on only to be shot down. cant wait to see who falls into this trolls trap
wine, excellent trollolol
Allow me:
could have*
whine*
you’re* (the bracket)
confidence*
the next day*
type*
Oh ya, feels much better
you do know he planted those typos to attract your sort…
Sure he did. Sure.
kiss you in the ass. lolz. That’s right, sir, LOLZ.
win. be my friend.
It is whine not wine and type not tipe, idiot.
Oh come on, just beer with him.
I can’t tell if you’re a fool who thinks he’s found every error, or trolling by only pointing out two.
He`s just tryin` to be another attention whore.
What language is this even written in?
He just accidentally the whole language.
And what the bloody hell is convidence?
Maybe she doesn’t want to talk to you because you can’t speak English.
TYPO
*Tipo
Tpyo!
Spyro.
Spearo.
Pidgey!
Not sure if trolling or no grasp of the English language…
I believe that the typos are part of the troll.
I have to believe that.
Otherwise, I may have to embark on some sort of rampage.
This is implying that the dude will ever get a blowjob. BAM!
Confidence tends to keep the trolls trolling
BITE MY ARM SO I CAN BE AS EPIC AS YOU!!!
oh wait no, im already epic
Wow, talk about some tipos.
I hope English isn’t your first language.
*fist
Meme submitted by: Malik.
Well they both look like 13 so this is really creepy… Especially since the guy switches from “him” to “me” in the second paragraph.. Im losing hope for humanity as i write this. This is just baaaaaad.
That is because he is not the guy in the FB message train. He is commenting that the reason the girl doesn’t unfriend the guy is because she secretly likes the attention because it makes her feel better about herself the day after she blows some asshole like the guy who made the comic.
See, in the first paragraph he is talking about the guy above. In the second he is talking to the girl as about himself.
You need to go back and take a reading comprehension course. And, I am losing hope for humanity because someone such as yourself thinks they are better than the poster.
So many spelling errors!
This ^^^^
took the words right out of my…brain
Grammer Nazi And Prowd.
u speel gud
Uhhh… you guys realize that the number of “friends” you have is pretty much the e-peen size meter now, right? She probably just kept you as a friend so her numbers are higher. Most girls want to have more “friends” than the rest of their actual friends. You should’ve taken the really obvious hint and gotten over her. Desperation is not attractive.
Alternatively, she just kept him on her facebook because to save face.
Poorly written sexism on the front page… even worse than all the stupid “how many fucks I give” shit.
STFU, crawl into a hole and die. This is not sexism, bitch.
Repost….only last month -___-
but… you don’t have to be someone’s friend to message them?
BAZINGA.
Chat box you fool!
Oh my.. No.. You’ve butchered the entire English language, all of it. Dead. And you did it, all the while smiling about how clever you thought you were being. Please, no more.
Goal was cutting insight that exposes uncomfortable truths. Result was hackneyed psychobabble regurgitated by high school student with a grudge against the girl who turned him down.
But… he used the correct “you’re”
re-re-post.
Feels like a sexually frustrated 14 year old posted this because his attempts at mating has failed so far.
that, or he isn’t on her friendlist and she just doesn’t know ho to block people.
you can message people who aren’t on your friendlist.
but nope. this is the internet. so that means every girl in existence is an attention seeking slut.
methinks whoever made the addition to this picture is one of those guys who thinks he’s got an amazing personality but isn’t all that attractive, and that’s why girls won’t date him. in reality, he’s an asshole who makes offensive jokes and probably creeps people out. but he’s been on the internet so long that he fully believes girls not dating him is completely because there’s something wrong with the girl.
am i in the ballpark there, bro?
*could have
*whine
*confidence
This shit is killing me.
Perfect. Nothing more to say.
I don’t think the poster’s original language is English.
The funny part is that the girl is actually not attractive.
The fat turd in the picture must have made this.
By the way, let me help you out there my Pugsley lookin’ friend:
could have*
kiss you on* the ass and whine*
blowjobs*
Get rid of “and”, can’t start a sentence with a conjunction
net, who*
confidence*
type*
You were probably faping the whole time you wrote this, Pugsley, just like Phiip Seymour Hoffman in “Happiness”. Pathetic. That is to say you sound like one of the fat ugly ones.
fapping*
fapping*
Philip*
Someone seems a little mad.
Esta usted enojado, hermana?
Spanish 101:
1.- Está.
2.- In spanish, as in most latin languages, a question is writen between two question marks, like so: ¿Eres retrasado mental?
3.- If you wish to appeal your errors by ignorance or lack of an appropriate keyboard, f* you sideways with a poleaxe, don’t do it in the first place.
¿Estás enojada, hermana?
Truth is, you can’t spell or use proper grammar. I’m unsure of whether this is a clever troll or some pathetic fat kid attempting to exact revenge on this random girl. At any rate, please stop typing, you’re lowering the IQ of the entire internet.
Who cares about the spelling, winning!
Of all the things to get mad at, spelling is the thing that seems to put people over the edge.
Pathetic.
Well, he accidentally the English language after all.
No no, he PURPOSELY the English language.
If you can’t spell, given the fact that you can check it in friggin’ “WORD”, just show how “smart” you are… It can ruin your point even if it’s valid, which, in this case, isn’t anyway.
P.S. English is not my first language either, so no complaining…
Would of been perfection if it wasn’t for the typos.
*would have
To the person who made this…. Pot, Kettle, Black.
An attention whore accusing someone else of being an attention whore…
Fail troll is fail.
Also, trolling is only effective if you leave no flaws for people to point out.
Learn some English, you fat, drunk, lazy redneck.
It’d be slightly funny if the person who made this could spell.
whine not wine
confidence not convidence and
type not tipe.
If you’re going to insult someone spellcheck your shit.
Troll Face and Like a Boss have joined forces to create pure awesomeness.
Nice message, but it’s too bad he can’t spell or use proper grammar to save his life!
If you dudes hate women so much, why don’t you just date each other?
You can message people who arent your friends.
the funny thing is the person who wrote the bottom half is probably in the same boat with the guy stalking the girl. and seeing how he was the same came on to the internet to insult her and make fun of her. its kinda sad really. i mean yeah she could of removed him but then he wouldn’t of had a reason to leave her alone. now he actually knows she doesn’t want to talk to him so he can move on with his life.
Wine? shouldn’t it be whine? can’t tell if a typo or just trolling.
type lol
How many people here complain about the troll’s spelling?
The guy who made this just hit two birds with one stone.
Or she just wants you as her neighbor on Farmville? I’ve entered plenty of FB friendships based only on the fact I need cheats on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader.
That’s a little bit harsh…
Random foreign guys pop up on Facebook chat to try and talk to me all the time but I wouldn’t say I’m a whore just because I don’t delete them. I’m just friendly to them until they start disregarding my relationship status and asking creepy personal questions, then I obviously delete them…someone is clearly shit at talking to women and puts it down to all women being “whores” instead of blaming it on their own ineptitude.
5 bux says “Malik” MADE this meme
Malik?
We have an assassin over here…
You don’t need to be friends with someone to exchange messages.
Ever think that maybe she was trying to be polite, something you obviously don’t know the meaning of.
I recognize this girl. She goes to my school…
-X
type*
I can’t stand the fact that most people on the internet don’t actually know what the term “trolling” stands for. Trolling is misleading or tricking someone into doing something terrible, such as terrible websites (lemonparty, meatspin, etc.). THIS IS NOT TROLLING. This is simply making an argument. And quite frankly, you’re not doing a very good job.
THANK YOU!
i am so sick of people posting any thing that happens on the internet which they find funny and going “wow, best troll ever!”
hundred and FIRST!
Argh…Grammar Nazi senses…tingling…must….shoot…computer screen…