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  1. hmm says:

    christ…

    It may be funny but god this site needs some originality.

  2. otto-moe-bill says:

    FALSE! It only takes 11 muscles to frown asshat.

  3. SomeBitch says:

    there is no way it only takes 4 muscles to slap someone

  4. ICHKUZMON says:

    haha cat u so funny

  5. DocPropane says:

    It also takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck.

  6. Vincent says:

    Actually, you’re all wrong. The fewest number of muscles it takes to slap someone is 3: the Deltoid (raises the shoulder, and consequently the arm), the Latissimus dorsi (rotates the shoulder inward), and the Subsapularis (rotates the arm inward). The rest is simple force transference.

    • Sang says:

      ACTUALLY…All the comments above this are not completely correct. I’ll someone agree to the whole three muscles to slap someone in the face. But to bitch someone, there needs to be more. Deltoid and/or the Trapezius to raise the shoulder, but I don’t really see where the Latissimus Dorsi comes into play. You don’t necessarily need to rotate the entire shoulder inward to rotate your hand into a slapping position, that’s mainly the Pronator Teres located in the upper forearm. Also, the Subscapularis could be used to slap someone, but to bitch slap, you need some more force in there. I would recommend the Pectoralis Major; a lot more force can be generated there. Science

    • MT says:

      Go try that in a mirror. You look like an idiot and are not able to generate any power, it’s all in the wrist.

  7. At least he HAS a mother to fuck, Batman…

    • blargh says:

      FALSE! All of the Robin’s mothers are dead, except Damien’s, although she *SPOILER* died in Arkham city.

  8. Berkut says:

    But it only takes 3 muscles for a proper trigger squeeze

  9. dolph says:

    Pectoralis major/minor, deltoid, teres major, brachialis, biceps brachii, brachioradialis, all digital extensors and flexors, and at least 10 more muscles in the hand.

  10. Chuffberry says:

    actually, it takes 11 muscles to frown and 12 muscles to smile. LOGIC’D

  11. christmas says:

    A proper bitchslap involves your entire body. It should start in the legs, even the ankles, and you should twist your entire torso as you swing your arm, in order to get as much force and leverage behind the slap.


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