I mean honestly, if someone is going to post pony-related lolz on a non-pony area, they should at least make sure its actually funny, especially if you haven’t seen the show.
When it comes to afterdark, the mods have the cultural taste of any fucking justin bieber fan. (for all those bieberfags, that means they have bad taste.) ill bet the mods are snorting likehell while they try to figure out what 2+2 is.
Unfunny pony meme on a non-pony section of memebase with 250+ comments…and its NOT A FLAME WAR?
To anyone whos about to read the comments, its just a few people roleplaying about random scenarios, not worth reading, so scroll back up and find some more funnies.
You are basically a hamster-alligator hybrid, you said that your mother was a hamster and since Lolligator is your father we’ve come to that conclusion, also now we know what Epiclulz is, an hydralisk. Apparently, Bendy is the only human. To resume:
Lolligator – an alligator
Captain L – a hamstergator
Epiclulz – an hydralisk
Bendy – a human
Jozée (me) – a worm.
You don’t get it do you. Memebase after dark is linked to memebase so of theres any cuss words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc… it goes directly here. So you can’t stop the ponies from “taking over”. So whether you like it or not the ponies will be on Memebase after dark.
Attention, customers, today’s special is a Lolligating Krabby Patty served with in a greasy Lolligating sauce and grilled to Lolligating perfection. And don’t forget to us to Lolligate the Lolligating fries. It’ll be our Lolligating pleasure.
*teleports back to 4th dimension*
Yes, I can hear and see you in different dimensions.
And fine, I’ll teach you. Here’s the letters Q, W, O, and P. Basically, once you’ve walked 100 meters using these letters to control your legs, without falling down, you’ll gain the ability to travel through dimensions.
I’m gonna be late soon, my leader needs me. Have fun.
*teleports back to 8th dimension*
Also, that ain’t my son. That’s an imposter, a spy or a doppleganger of some sort. The real Captain must be sending them as diversion. We require your elephant to sway through them…
*relays a message to Lolligator the Lolligator*
Oh, my bad. I said 100 meters! That’s not right. That’d be silly if it was 100 meters.
It’s actually 1,000 meters. Sorry for misleading you. (Being able to travel through dimensions is a big Lolligating deal, you know.)
The problem, my son, is that once we have the elephant we can use it’s holy powers to make your army no more. Also, how the Lolligate did you manage to communicate with us while we are in an other dimension.
Bendy, the trail of Epiclulz-droppings (what a bab@rian, by the way) stops here. However, the last bits of droppings are rainbows, which are evidence of dimensiontravelling. How’s the search for the elephant going?
The gnome said he indeed dimensionwarped out of here, and that the warp looked purple. According to this book, he must have gone to the 25th dimension.
…Oh, and I stole the gnome´s beard (it just looked so Lolligating epic, coulnd´t help myself)
Men, arm the sentries! They will be coming to our fortress with a giant elephant. Your mission is to shoot them down. Do not fear them. The fate you will meet at my hands if you fail is far worse. If all else fails, I am ready to use my saucer that makes the horrible noise to weaken them.
Do not fear for an attack just yet, imposter and doppleganger of my son. We are first going to find Epiclulz to punish him for stealing the elephant with a punishment that Bendy sees fit, to them let him join our cause to stop the real you.
*starts shitting rainbows*
DIMENSION-WARP!
*warps with Bendy and the elephant clinging to moustache, stache alsmot ripping off*
You know, it is possible for me to relinquish your powers, and I can just teleport to another unknown dimension.
I’ll decide when I take your powers. It’ll be when you least expect it…
*drops a smoke bomb and vanishes, leaving no traces*
Epiclulz, your threats are empty, for the magical holy elephant has just undone all YOUR power. You cannot hide from punishment. Elephant, pin him down!
*elephant leaps upon epiclulz. Yes, he lept. He can do that. He’s magical and holy*
The backtrunk is it’s @rse. It will be hard to fit him in there, but seeing as he passed out during his punishment, Epiclulz won’t struggle. The idea is that he can be easily transported, while also dy!ng of suff0cation and the smell so that I can preform the ressurection spell that will provide energy to destroy your 8 Robot Masters. It will also power up the holyness of the elephant.
*tracks down Lolligator and Bendyrulz*
That was my friend, Epiclols!
We have the same scent and appearance. Confusing, I know.
You’ll pay for this.
*absorbs Lolligator’s powers*
Good luck in the 25th dimension. Lolligators.
Oh, yeah. One last thing.
*Uses secret ninja training and stabs the elephant’s eyes with 2 Sai Knives*
Alright, enjoy yourselves. Fortunately for me, I also have time travel.
*teleports back to 4th dimension, in an unknown place and time*
Actually, you can’t k!ll the magical holy elephant, for he is magical and holy.
Aside from that, the magical holy elephant switched the two of you, so what is now in the unk!llable elephant’s @rse is the actual Epiclulz.
Oh, and I loaded a portion of my powers in the elephant, which multiplies there every second and can’t be taken from him. Only I can draw some power back from it.
*warps back to 4th dimension in front of Captain’s castle*
Ok, we’re here. I’ll start the ressurection ritual of Epiclulz. Bendy, try luring the 8 Robot Masters here. Elephant, get ready to absorb the leftover power of the ritual to power up. Epiclulz….. just lay dead there while I ressurect you.
Wait…
I’m Epiclulz. I’m not dead. I’m sure of it…
Either I’m a clone or you’re crazy…
No matter. I could just be a clone.
Anywho, I fed the Holy Elephant some Unholy Peanuts when you 2 weren’t looking.
Epiclulz, why are you helping me? I didn’t hire you.
But no worries about the Robot Masters. I won’t be an idiot like Wily. I’m just going to send them all out at once to fight you.
Epiclulz, doesn’t matter if it’s a clone we have here or not, we just need a fresh corps for the spell so it’s k. Also, quit helping my son, you called him your enemy. As for the peanuts, they would have effect if you fed them to a HOLY elephant, not to a MAGICAL HOLY elephant. They’re diffrent.
Give me a sec to look up which Robot Master isn’t weak to rainbow lazors. *Googling* Ring Man is fine. Prepare to face the wrath of his…Ring Boomerang. Don’t knock it, it’s a useful weapon.
Did it ever come to your mind that I wasn’t the only dimension-traveler?
If you must know, after your first attempt at defeating Captain L with a C4-nuke, I saw someone (he looked a little orange) run off with an elephant that looked magical. It caught my eye, I pursued him out of sight, and I saw signs of a fresh rainbow at his last known location. I followed the rainbow, and it led to the 8th dimension. I continued to follow him in the 8th dimension, still out of sight. I lost track of him, and the elephant.
I found rainbow-droppings in the 8th dimension, it smelled like 25th dimension rainbows. Unable to find the elephant, as he may have left it somewhere in the 8th dimension (turns out he did), I warped to the 25th dimension. I found him. I caught him, not caring about the elephant, wondering what he was doing, interrogated him, he said he worked for Captain L. I was like, “Who the lolligator is that? Whatever. Go back to your ‘Captain L.’” In retrospect, I should’ve asked about his objectives.
He went back to his leader, I left him alone, not knowing anything about Captain L at the time. I went and researched, and it turns out Captain L is Captain Lolligator.
And so, I went back to the 4th dimension, looked into the past, saw you guys trying to defeat Captain L, told you guys about Captain L’s identity a while after the nuke, blah blah blah.
And about my trip to my leader, first of all, his name is… Alfred. Alfred the gnome. I told him, “There’s a possibly magical elephant roaming this dimension. I’m gonna go look for it.” So I went looking around, I finally found the elephant, and I returned it to Alfred. I let him decide what to do with it(guess he freed it), and I was like, “I’m just gonna chill in the 25th dimension now.” He was like “Fine, just leave me here, by myself. :foreveralone:” So I went to the 25th dimension, then you guys showed up a few minutes later.
(Inb4 TL;DR, m*der@ti0n, or confusion because of my terrible writing)
Oh… my bad. Sorry that your cl0ne had to s|_|ffer Bendy’s ways.
As for the gnome, he’s a gnome. Gnome-beards grow back to the preffered style in merely 2 seconds.
But okay, son, go use your dimension-travelling escape pod to escape your castle while we are destroying it and fight that gnome. We’ll get rid of your Army of Darkness in the meantime by sh!tting pure light.
It won’t, it warped to that dimension on my rainbowsh!t, and is tied to my ent!ty. I can call him back whenever I want. See? This unbreakable rainbow c0ming 0ut of my beh!nd links me to him.
Well, not completely, but enough to know that he wouldn’t die from a nuke.
As for those Mets, they aren’t actually Mets. I have the Mets with me, they’re all tied up. If they can’t be hurt, then hey can at least be captured.
Those are really just a bunch of hobos I found.
I think you guys need to look up what a Met is. You can’t tie them up, and they are way smaller than a hobo (note to self: get Chester A. Bum on your side).
As for those Mets, if they can’t be killed with their helmets down we’ll just walk around them. If they put their helmets up they’ll get an @ss-rainbow barrage.
And why should I help you?
You nearly lolligating killed me.
Oh, look! The Mets broke free from the restraints! Good thing I also threw them in a diamond-reinforced cell made of titanium. Because the Mets don’t deserve less than that. Those are in fact hobos. They have that stench.
The ones at the castle, of course.
Now, if you all don’t mind, I’m gonna sit here next to the Mets, playing Pokémon HeartGold. You have fun with the castle raid.
I’ve been too busy preparing my new castle. It’s huge and made of diamond. There’s a portal to the Nether in my closet, an ice-skating rink in the basement, and a fallout shelter. Outside there’s a petting zoo, with cows, sheep, pigs, wolves, zombies, and skeletons.
Don’t even try it. First off, it’s Creative Mode, so you won’t get anything by destroying the blocks. Second, the entire castle is laced with TNT. If you get in, the entire place is going up in a giant explosion. Don’t worry about me, I’ll be able to get to my fallout shelter in time.
You see, the thread has started to decrease in activity, which is why I decided to play Pokémon while I wait for something good to happen.
I don’t like helping people who tried to kill me, but what kind of lollipop?
But this is a long sequel. I suggest we do something to pass the time.
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This side of the internet, | This side of the internet,
sing Row Row Row Your Boat | sing Tiny Little Lifeforms
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Wait, weren’t you supposed to wait outside? Meh, whatever. If you’re here anyway, throw some of your disturbing r34 around the corner to distract, and maybe kill, the guards there.
no grenades? ah well, go flying super sheep! *baaaaaahh, baaaaaahh* now, fly and teach him a lesson! *baaaaah* *the sheep flies towards Captain L and hits him, creating a motherlolligating explosion of the size of epiclulz’ mom* well that was unexpected… Afortunatelly, I have more sheeps
(Jozée, how do you do that quote thing? -_-)
I do happen to have a stash of C4-Nukes. I just don’t tell anyone about it.
Fine, I’ll fight. Who’s my opponent?
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dude, are you sure that was the max revive? It tasted like shit @_@… any way… write this: [blockquote]your text[/blockquote] but instead of “[]” use “less-than” and “greater-than signs”, for moar information, hover your mouse over the “?” sign
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*is waiting*
tip: if the comment isn’t too long, use this —> weirdgenerator.com and the use the last “font” that way you don’t get m0d3r4t3d. If too long… tell me the brand of the pill you used lol joking xD, you may break the comment wall.
^FALSE. (possibry)
1. Own Tempo is an ABILITY, not a move. Abilities cannot be discovered/announced in battle.
2. Captain L was supposed to make a move, as is the rules of a battle. He could’ve hit himself in confusion, or he could’ve attacked. It’s a 50/50 chance.
(For Lolligators sake, this has gone on too long…)
Congrats Lolligator, for saving the memebase(afterdark) ,and saving the magical holy elephant, by defeating L (and nuking the world), you are now awarded the rank of “Lol Captain” in Meme Imperial Lol-Guard.
One more thing…
Meme Imperial Lol-Guard will be interested in learning more about your dimensional- and time-travel abilities as well, please return to HQ asap. By QWOPing. Backwards.
…Anyway, now what? Captain L fainted, he’s fired and all.
Maybe when he wakes up, he’ll be right in the head.
If I may quote: “But I don’t even work here!
Would you like a job, starting now?
Boy, would I!
You’re fired.”
Random minion: Oh great dimensionlord Lolligator! Captain L has escaped his magnet prison! He has banded together with the dimension police and has tipped them about our location! They are already on their way here!
- Mother of god! Bendy, put your cannons in position! We must defend the base at all cost.
*Meanwhile, in the 25th dimension*
*sigh* With Alfred dead and all, it sure feels weird around here.
Though it’s nice that I am Alfred’s successor. *licks lollipop*
*spits* OH GOD I FORGOT IT’S 4 YEARS OLD! *incinerates lollipop*
Hmm, I wonder what Lolligator’s up to, being the new lord of the 4th dimension.
Eh, he’s fine, I’m sure. Hope he hasn’t been caught by the existence-deleting squad yet. That’d be a shame. *leans back in chair*
*starts watching Lolligator & co. from 25th dimension*
Hmm, I wonder what’s happening. They seem to be preparing for an attack. This’ll be fun to watch.
Also, I just looked up, and apparantly someone got his 2 comments m0dded. According to him, I’ve been awarded the rank of “Lol Captain” in Meme Imperial Lol-Guard.
Hmm, no wonder Captain L looks awful. His parents are an alligator and a hamster.
But, how does a hamstergator(?) lolligate a pony? And why would it? What’d make it attracted to one?
So many questions… I’ll have to do some research.
and unfortunately for you, you gave me enough time to plant holy hand grenades on the backs of your dimensional police *ignites the holy hand grenades* there we go… hey, what happened to your shields? seems that the holiness of the grenades somehow affect the shields….
Now surrender so we can redeem you from your sins with the power of the magical holy elephant, if you don’t surrender, then Lolligator will have no choice…
Do they know what they’re capable of?
Whatever they do, the dimension army can do twice as good. They don’t stand a chance…
What can I do? I warned Lolligator about this.
(Epiclulz, if you are still seeing this from your dimension, you better put glasses or something, because some serious rule 34 is about to happen)
Man… the cannon it’s really stuffed with pictures, I hope it doesn’t blows up in front of us, ok let’s do this! *fires the cannon*
wow look them pictures go, it’s like a fireworks show!
and look at the cops! they are retreating and some are like… fapping?
wait… what? that can’t be… I mean, it’s impossible!
a 200 dollar billet! cool! now I can has monocle, and a hat!
Ugh, that was one lolligator of a party.
Let’s go through the time-logs, see what lolligator and crew were up to…
Oh, for the love of…
What kind of r34 is that?! Absolutely horrifying.
Captain L seems to have lost his DeLorean. Wonder where that went.
Oh, what has Captain L done? He seems to have fooled them into thinking I was there.
I’ve missed out on so much, I shouldn’t have gone to that party. Though it was pretty flukin’ awesome. I should take some time to go investigate the history of Capt. I may be able to help Lolligator.
*warps to 9001st dimension*
Man. It’s nice to be able to access this place. Alfred told me so much about this, and how awesome it was.
TO THE LIBRARY!
well you better hurry up in finding that mysterious thief, bad things could happen if the DeLorean ends up in bad hands…
Man, what a waste of pictures… anyway… Bendy, cover me, I’m going to end with the remaining cops that are still fapping (now where I left that thing… o yeah, here it is) go my flying super sheep! *baaaaaaaah*
What are they up to? They have no idea what library I’m at. This library is the gnomes’ library. Alfred was the last gnome to ever come here. Sadly, this place was abandoned. It’s full of well, everything, still…
…And I’m the first being that isn’t a gnome to come here. Truly an honor…
That pathetic pony’s library is garbage compared to this one. But whatever floats their boat, I guess.
This place has everything! Alright, now, to search for Captain L…
…Lolligator. (THIS PLACE IS EFFIN’ HUGE)
Well, there’s a more urgent matter: ponies disturbing Lolligator in his own dimension.
*contacts home-base* Albert. Dispose of those ponies. Assist Lolligator, if possible. Unless of course, he’s already taken care of it. If so, feel free to treat yourself to a lollipop when you get back.
(wow, I didn’t even try and I seem to have trolled on that first GCEK post)
wowowo wait… I did that… again? what is going on? I’m sure ponies can do time travel, or at least Twilight Sparkle can (It’s true, it happens in one episode) but dimension traveling? I can’t do that (or can I?), only you, the elephant, Epiclu… wait, where’s the elephant? WHERE’S THE ELEPHANT?
Wha- Oh, sorry. Have a tendency to do that.
…This is awkward. Anyway, good luck finding your DeLorean. I have no clue where that or the elephant went. They just, disappeared.
*snaps fingers, taking him to the gnome library*
ok ok you got me… but I don’t see what’s wrong in having ponies for company, I have a sheep after all, oh! talking about sheeps…
hey sheep!
*baaah?*
come here!
*baaaah!*
no sheep, I don’t have food…
*BAAAH!*
aw c’mon!
*bah…!*
…
sheeps… anyway I have to be sure Pinkie Pie isn’t in this dimension, so I’ll look for her, that crazy pony can go beyond the laws of physics!
Idea! I’ll go to Equestria to buy a cupcake or something for my sheep, then hopefully she (or he, I don’t know what gender is) will listen and then she’ll help me to find Pinkie Pie, also I need to tell something to Captain L…
TO GET HIS HANDS THE LOLLIGATE OUT OF FLUTTERSHY!
ok then… PONY!
*a portal to Equestria opens*
ponies, here I come! (again)
*jumps to the portal*
Truth is, the holy elephant doesn’t give a lolligator. He does what he wants. I’ve learned that.
Albert should take care of that pony on the loose. He is Alfred’s second-best student.
Now, to search for info. on Captain L…
weeeeeeeeeee! *bump* ouch! that hurt… so here we are, Equestria, a place full of joy and joyness, I should move here… no I can’t, my mind could corrupt them *gasp* the things that could happen if Bendy were here, anyway, let’s go…
five minutes later
One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy… and suddenly! you find yourself sucking down apple cider with Applejack… and her little sister, hehe… ok enough booze, disregard Pinkie Pie, fat Albert will take care of her, I’mma go to Fluttershy’s place instead to make sure she’s okay *trips* … lolligate…
*knock, knock, knock* Fluttershy, open the door! aunt Fanny is here!
Fluttershy:
aunt Fanny?
me: yes!
Fluttershy:
no, go away! I don't wan't anymore visits!
me: aw cowmon!
Fluttershy:
...
me: ready or not, here I come! *smashes through Fluttershy’s door*
Fluttershy: AAAH!
me: Oh! sorry about that *a bunny starts biting me* not now Angel! *kicks bunny away*
Fluttershy:
are you going to...?
me: mmmmm… *le suden realization* no! nnononono, hemm… uh, have you seen a hamstergator around here?
Fluttershy:
he just left...
me: he just left?! great… are you okay?
Fluttershy:
yes, I guess...
me: …
Fluttershy:
...
me: sounds fine by me! take care, Fluttershy *takes Fluttershy’s door, puts it in place and leaves*
To Sugarcube corner!
You were fapping to our ammonution and I need you to come and help me locate the elephant again.
My son can apparantly r@pe while being tied down, and Jozée apparantly went into the portal to dimension 1740 for some reason. That portal should be locked down but apparantly he’s been kidnapping ponies from there for a while now.
(Kidnapping is a bad word, I prefer the term “borrow”, with Celestia’s permission of course.)
(in Morgan Freeman’s voice) After leaving Fluttershy’s house, Jozée went to Sugarcube Corner to buy a cupcake for his sheep, as he walked down the streets of Ponyville, constantly tripping over and over, he was singing a very peculiar song that said: “My little pony, my little pony, I used to wonder what time traveling could be, my little pony, until you all shared the DeLorean with me, big elephants, tons of rule 34, a beautiful hamstergator, faithful Lolligator, trolling Epiclulz it’s an easy feat and Jozée singing this all no sense you have: my little pony, cause you know I’ve seen enough hentai, but I don’t know where this is going…” and so, our little buddy finally arrived to Sugarcube Corner…
Man, I drank a lot of apple cider, I think I’m going to have a headache, the only thing I remember is a bunny biting me… weird…
aw great!… Sugarcube Corner is closed, wait a sec… why Ponyville is so desertic? *gasp* they have discovered me! lolligate the police! *breaks into Sugarcube Corner, then steals a lot of cupcakes and runs the lolligate out of there*
Random pony: It’s the pony thief, seize him!
me: Haha, are you kidding me? you’ll never catch me, I’m fast like a worm! *jumps to the portal that leads to the 9001th dimension*
weeeeeeeee *bump* ouch! I always forget that… hey guys I’m here!
…
guys?
Hey, why did you stole my cupcakes? I stole them… and they were mine! what kind of timelord does that and doesn’t look me in the eyes?
bah… nevermind, you can keep them, hey sheep!
*baaaaah?*
we have food!
*baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!*
*sheep breaks trough the DeLorean’s window and starts eating*
oh, sheep you so crazy… oh sorry about that Lolligator, I’ll pay you, uhm… do you accept 200 “epicluls”?
(as for the “black magic” I’ll send you a message if you really wanna know, those secrets are not for everyone)
Jozée, I am a DIMENSIONAL timelord. That’s the diffrence.
And no, I don’t accept random currency named after other dimensional lords. I only accept the wool of a sheep.
oh… sheep?
*baaah?*
you broke the DeLorean’s window…
*baah*
sheep…
*ba… baaah?*
prepare your an… I mean, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TELL ME TO GET THE LOLLIGATE OUT AND GET SOME FOOD!
*starts shearing the sheep until it looks like a poor bald chihuaha dog*
there, fresh wool directly from the sheep, will this be enough?
I hope you have instaled Mr. Fusion on this thing, otherwise we’ll need plutonium to get back.
By the way, Captain L. I need to tell you something
GET YOUR HANDS THE LOLLIGATE OUT OF FLUTTERSHY!
‘kay, we are cool now…
Oh wait… so Captain L. isn’t coming with us? then who’s in charge to keep an eye on him? the minions? they couldn’t even close a portal.
I hope Epiclulz’s research could give us a clue about the nature of Captain L. and how he can lolligate ponies while being tied down.
oh sorry, I forgot, it must be the effects of the apple cider. As for the world record I wouldn’t be surprised if Bendy already holds that record, so It depends now of how much time you lasted.
wait… I shouldn’t be talking with you, Lolligator doesn’t like logic being smashed, let’s talk to… Bendy! yeah, Bendy is here with us in the DeLorean, that would be more logical, so… Bendy, what’s your world record?
(trolling bronies is an easy feat, not me. Just saiyan)
Lolligate this. Too many books, not enough time. I at least know that he is a logic-smasher.
What are they doing in the 2222nd dimension?! The dangerous and feared pink taco lives there. It doesn’t like visitors either…
*contacts Albert*
Albert, go assist Lolligator and his crew. They’re over in the 2222nd dimension.
No worries, you can clone yourself if anything bad happens, like me.
*static, turning off communication thing*
Gah, I’m worn out. Too much searching for intel.
I’m sure Lolligator knows about Captain L’s ability to break logic.
*yawns* Lolligate this, I’m sleeping RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
*falls down, asleep*
(lolwut? it’s only 3 pictures! It’s just that I like those creatures, also my brother has 9 tarantulas, anyway…)
What is this place? I looks so diferent…
This, my friend, is tacoland. The tacoland from the past, that is, back when the mexicans hadn’t gone extinct yet, ruled the world and had the most delicious tacos.
After many wars, the mexicans were all killed and removed from their tyranny. This, however, led to the loss of the best taco recipes. After that, the other nations could only attempt to make tacos. They were delicious, but could never hope to reach the great taste of the mexican’s.
In time the other nations made a monstrosity: a taco that was self-aware. These tacos reproduced, and slaughtered their creators, remaining as the only living being. They also went through evolution and eventually learned how to fly, not with wings, but by hovering.
The elephant has gone here in search of the most succulent tacos. They taste better here because they are made by mexicans, but also because they aren’t self aware and won’t protest or try to kill him while being eten.
Beware the mexicans, though. They don’t like strange creatures like huge, talking worms and monstrious overlord alligators with the body of men.
(also, we must now direct any leaked pony-related post to Epiclulz. They just aren’t the same without his rants)
(In case you wondered what exactly I am:
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Mexicans, extinct? I feel lonely now…
ok, we’ll need costumes or something to remain unnoticed, mmm… we need to send someone to get some costumes, someone who doesn’t look like a giant worm or a deadly alligator…
*looks at Bendy*
hey! where’s Lolligator? he was here a just second ago…
ohai, random stranger! nice glasses you got there, have you seen Lolligator?
*notices the stranger is looking me weird*
oh yeah, you don’t talk english, right? *ahem* me preguntaba si habras visto a Lolligator, se parece a un cocodrilo gigante que puede viajar por el espacio y tiempo, lo habras visto? oh por cierto tus lentes me recuerdan a cierto pony…
*shows the stranger a picture*
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It’s because the Captain L tied down is a Dead Ringer decoy. The living me is roaming around as a spooky ghost. So just look for a floating British outfit.
(I was just telling the stranger that your glasses reminded me that pony)
I don’t tend to visit GCEK so I can’t tell, that and “Derp” barely have any comments but when something pony-related is posted, bam! suddenly comments… I think that’s a m0d strategy to get more visitors, that or they don’t like Epiclulz XD
Yea, I’ve seen about 2 leaked ponies on derp, and I don’t even visit that site.
I only saw there were ponies all down on the page where you see links to the other sites + a new post. In those cases, ponies.
Naturally, I go there and see if there is some succulent b!tchfights to feast upon.
so Epiclulz is a pony now, hm? then I shall make a pony of him, rule 34b and 35b demands it (aka 34p and 35p, If exists, there’s pony of it, no exceptions and If no pony can be found, it must be made)
This is Epiclulz. He is the biggest hater of bronies, and the most feared troll. His very EXISTANCE has trolled countless bronies (literallly).
Now let us look at the rest of this group. You´ve got me, and then you got 3 bronies, of which 2 are cloppers of which one is the most disgusting clopper roaming the earth, whoes folder fended off armies.
Epiclulz has actually said he ´hated Bendy the least of all bronies´. Bendy is the most hatable brony around for haters. And ´hating the least´ is like being friends for Epiclulz.
If he didn´t discover frwendship yet, he wouldn´t be here anymore.
Now you all scroll up. Oh hey, it´s a ponything picture. We are commenting on the comment section of a ponything. This whole, huge thread started because of ponies too.
Conclusion: we all became frwends because of the magical frwendship of ponies.
(good guy Jozée replies to this comment to create another thread and avoid the scrolling)
a lamppost? not bad *obama face*
*puts on lamppost costume*
I’m unrecognizable!
*grabs map out of the pockets he doesn’t really have*
*rolls map out*
Okay, north of us is Taco City. To the west lies the Barren Wastelands, and to the south-east there’s some war territory. I suspect the elephant went to the north, as there are quite some Taco Restaurants in Taco City. I doubt he’s found in one of the restaurants, though. They would probably capture such a beast that is strange and unknown to them, and if that isn’t the case, they’d arrest him because he didn’t pay the bill of one of the restaurants.
*wakes up, finally*
Ugh, that was one hell of a nap. How long was I asleep?
*looks at date* 4 DAYS?!? Must have been really tired. ._.
*looks at hands* Are these… Hooves?
I’m a horse? What happened? Did I turn myself into SJP in the middle of my sleep?
This is Epiclulz. He is the biggest hater of bronies, and the most feared troll. His very EXISTANCE has trolled countless bronies (literallly).
Now let us look at the rest of this group. You´ve got me, and then you got 3 bronies, of which 2 are cloppers of which one is the most disgusting clopper roaming the earth, whoes folder fended off armies.
Epiclulz has actually said he ´hated Bendy the least of all bronies´. Bendy is the most hatable brony around for haters. And ´hating the least´ is like being friends for Epiclulz.
If he didn´t discover frwendship yet, he wouldn´t be here anymore.
Now you all scroll up. Oh hey, it´s a ponything picture. We are commenting on the comment section of a ponything. This whole, huge thread started because of ponies too.
Conclusion: we all became frwends because of the magical frwendship of ponies.
Mind = blown
(also, I accidently posted this exact comment on the part before Jozée started a new reply.spot.
wow that was so deep, by the way Epiclulz you are not a horse, you are a pony, BEST pony actually, it’s not the same thing, they are different species, the more you know…
also Epiclulz isn’t the biggest brony hater, the biggest brony hater I know is “clxxxiv” but he is not even a troll he is just plain stupid (Epiclulz it’s not like that) for what I know he got banned for posting offensive comments in MLB, still, he has a cheezburger account and befriends bronies claiming that in that way he will find evidence of pedophilia in the bronies… what? xD I lol’d actually when I saw that.
(don’t get me wrong, I despise bendy. Just not as much as other bronies) (also, I’m no longer a pony, but if I must, I’ll revert back to one)
Alright, here in the 2222nd dimension. Now to look for Lolligator…
Tacos, tacos everywhere. It’s nice.
I’m now in charge, bwahaha!
…
mmmkay now, we must go to the north, hopefully the elephant will be there in Taco City, It’s like… *checks the map* 10 miles away from here… that’s 16 kilometers… lolligate… anyway, let’s move, oh and we sure gonna find a lot of Mexicans there, so act naturally and don’t talk, only I should talk because I know how to speak perfectly the taco languaje, so if you need something tell me first, let’s go!
Info? oh, yeah… “Tacos Cesar” is at 2×1 and “Paco’s” is opening a new local! but that’s not all, there are this sweeeeeet tacos at “El Borracho”, man they are good, you gotta try them out…
…
oh and I heard in the radio that a big elephant is causing terror in “Mis 3 Tequilas”
Hey tu, ven aca!
mexiican: quien, yo?
me: si, tu!
mexican: jaja un farol parlante!
me: porque estas corriendo, de casualidad viste a un elefante?
mexican: si vengo de “mis 3 tequilas”, el maldito se robo todo mi tequila
me: pero por que estas corriendo?
mexican: esque no pagué la cuenta, jaja
me: Y donde queda “mis 3 tequilas”?
mexican: a 3 cuadras de aqui sobre esta avenida
me: esta, bien, gracias
mexican: un farol parlante… ahora si lo he visto todo!
We are close, “Mis 3 Tequilas” is 3 blocks away from here, in this avenue, he said that the elephant stole all his tequila and he was fleeing because he didn’t paid the bill, so the elephant may be still there.
*opens wallet*
*goes through computer shortcut to Bendy’s folder inside of his wallet*
*blindly picks a picture*
*throws*
*Police start running away, 2 of them start fapping*
That’ll keep them busy. Jozée! Tie them up! Bendy! Get the interrogration material!
*throws a ninja rope and ties them up like a baws*
well, well, well… look what we’ve got here, I don’t know how and why you are here, but I suppose it’s part of a mischevious plan by the logic-breaking Captain L.
Anyway, Bendy’s gonna have fun asking you some… “questions”.
(anyone else think this meme madness bullshít is just a bunch of garbage?)
You know, for a city in 250 or so B.C., this place is pretty nice.
Alright, let’s follow these strange footsteps. They look like Lolligator’s. Also, a lamppost?
*thinks to self* (man, I should stop talking to myself. A hydralisk in this time is peculiar enough.)
(I mean, seriously. Bronies in meme madness? It’s a subculture or something like that, it isn’t even a forced meme. And with their cooperation and brony sites, of course they’d win. It’s just stupid.)
(I agree with the meme madness stuff. They should NEVER have put ponies in there. They risk memebase dieing by doing so, as more will leave due to the flood of ponies on Memebase Home. And yea, neither are ponies themselves a meme, or any pony meme forced. Ponies are ponies, pony memes are memes with ponies. Learn the diffrence, m0ds…)
(Yeah, putting us in there is completely unfair. Still, if it lets people know that we can’t be beat, then it’s good.)
So I have physics breaking powers now, huh? Learned from the best.
tsh… lolligate this!
*grabs Bendy and the cops and throws it in the DeLorean’s back trunk*
You’ll do the interrogatory there, where nobody can hear you… and it’s dark… and tight… and…
*jumps to the DeLorean’s back trunk*
…
*jumps back outside the DeLorean’s back trunk*
NO! I can’t do this… It’s not the same like when I’m underground…
*closes the back trunk’s door*
k’, let’s get the hell out of here.
Hey, that’s their DeLorean!
Is that a lamppost? What’re they doing with a lamppost? And where’s Jozée?
Hey, Lolligator, where’s Bendy and Jozée? And what’re you doing with a walking lamppost?
ohai Epiclulz, I’m here inside this costume, and *struggles* well you see *struggles* your money worths nothing and *struggles* LOLLIGATE! I’m trapped in this thing, I can’t find the zipper… anyway, the dimensional police tried to arrest the elephant but we came on time and captured them instead, now Bendy is with them in the DeLorean’s back trunk and *we hear a “bump” sound coming from the back trunk* well… he’s taking care of them, we want to know what were they doing here, who send them? did they know the elephant was lost? I hope Bendy can make them talk.
*sad violin music starts playing
when suddenly…*
puff!!
*respawns*
what happened? did I died?
where’s my sheep? why is this tomato looking at me so excited?
wait… is this…?
Gah, lolligating lag!
Fortunately, I realized everything that happened during my mindless-state.
Is this Xzibit’s car Lolligator stole? Why would he put a second car in here?
Whatever. *busts trunk open*
Alright, why is Jozée in a hole? Nice place by the way, Lolligator. Since I’m such a scumbag, I never saw it.
Epiclulz, you should really go visit the leaked ponyposts more often. They are not as much fun without you (even though everyone keeps referring to you without you being there)
(I thought you guys were linking those posts on this thread? Or are you talking about ones you’ve already linked?)
You had a kids’ show stuffed in there? It was too dark, I couldn’t see.
Guys, I have good news and I have bad news.
In truth, it’s the same news. There is, apparantly, a facebook ‘language’ for bronies, where you can ‘brohoof’ instead of ‘like’ and all that.
Jozée, just add someone who smiles creepily, has majonaise rubbed over his body and holds some kind of creepy sex toy, and is naked (do censor that, please).
Unless of coarse you can make the pony look really creepy, his belly covered in mayonaise. Also, if you can, put a cucumber with a c0ndom on it next to him.
(enough parentheses)
Actually I’ve been making some drawings of ponies, so challenge accepted, It’ll take some time, though. I’ll use this as inspiration:
(enough parentheses)
Actually I’ve been making some drawings of ponies, so challenge accepted, It’ll take some time, though. I’ll use this as inspiration:
-Yes, I’ve uploaded it to ponibooru.
-Yes, my artist name is “worm”.
-You may not check my other drawings or content. (explicit content is disabled for default, though)
-I didn’t mentioned nor tagged Bendy in ponibooru.
-Confound these ponies, they drive me to make drawings.
-I shall take now another picture with the actual camera that I didn’t knew I had, but once we’ve arrived the third Egypt from the sun
This damn lag. *sigh*
Uhh, isn’t it part 6? Whatever, lolligate this logic. So, Bendy and Captain L are brothers? This just keeps getting crazy. Oh, and don’t mind how I got out of the bactrunk. Since we haven’t appeared to leave, I’ll just *snaps fingers, turning into a pony again* get into the backseat. Sadly, Hydralisk me is too big for the back seat, it seems. Ok, ready to go.
lol, I knew people wouldn’t believe that that was mayonnaise, so I added the tag for the lulz, I should have added a mayo jar, anyway, Egypt awaits.
*climbs and enters the stache*
I just saw the “Itz Fweidae, Fweidae” again, I didn’t stole your beard, I only worship The Great Concrete Donkey, when its fury is released, it falls from the sky and splits the earth in two.
Nonsense. The DeLorean has no swimming pool, skyview, minibar and dancefloor.
Plus, we don’t have to go back in time this time, so we just need to teleport.
Okay, so….
Bendy…. check
Jozée….. check
Epiclulz…check
Countdown…
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
Ready for take-off
*rainbows start bursting out of ass, like flames from a rocket that’s being launched into space*
*slowly, dramatically taking off*
*music from Apocalypse Now in the choppah scene*
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Nonsense. The DeLorean has no swimming pool, skyview, minibar and dancefloor.
Plus, we don’t have to go back in time this time, so we just need to teleport.
Okay, so….
Bendy…. check
Jozée….. check
Epiclulz…check
Countdown…
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
Ready for take-off
*rainbows start bursting out of ass, like flames from a rocket that’s being launched into space*
*slowly, dramatically taking off*
*music from Apocalypse Now in the choppah scene*
Hello Lolligator, Bendy, Epiclulz, Captain L, and Tomato… I’d like to play a game with you…
It has come to my attention that Captain L is the son of Lolligator… You try to kill your son, Lolligator, but you have not succeeded. I’d like to prove to you that the gratefulness you have toward finding your son should be much greater than it already is…
As for you other four, you’re here for my entertainment.
The Five of you are each attached to a Reverse-Bear Trap. This device will rip your jaws open once the time on your timer runs out. Here’s the catch:
There is key hidden within the heart of one of you…
*tomato has an obvious bulge in it*
Can you risk the life of a teammate to save your lives? Who will you choose to sacrifice?
Live or die, everyone. Live or die.
*tv transforms into a giraffe with a party hat and large genitalia*
CAPTAIN L. IS BREAKING LOGIC AGAIN! anyway….
LAWL! I’m free xD, also the tomato is no longer a tomato, Is a dragon-sheep hybrid whose wool makes the best armor.
meanwhile, in Lolligator’s moustache
who the lolligator attends this minibar?! I want my tequila, NAOH!
…
uhm, Bendy? keep that cucumber away from meooOOH LOOK A PONY!
…
oh, it’s you Epiclulz, *sigh* you better stay away from Bendy, eh?
Jigsaw, please.
*turns into Hydralisk*
*spits out device*
Thanks for getting rid of this device, Lolligator. *sigh*
Feels better to be a Hydralisk. Anyway, I’ll just chill with my Hydralisk-swag on, over here.
Oh, we’ve arrived. So, what’re we doing in Egypt again?
(a wild post with slight referance to MLP + bronies on it appears!
http://
gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/04/18/emo-scene-hipster-funny-she-doesnt-look-like-a-pony/
)
lolwut? I thought you were the vehicle, you brought us here after all… anyway, I has jetpack (in fact, I have over 65 different weapons and utilities), you may use the dragon sheep…
*baaaaROOARRRRH*
…If… that’s okay with you.
well… given the circumstances and the fact that nobody seems to have another medium of transportation…
…
TO THE JETPACKS!
*gives the pony, the hydralisk and the daedroth a jetpack*
The controls are here, here and there.
To initiate the jetpack just press the “space” key
You can control the direction of the jetpack with the arrow keys.
We have each one approximately 25 minutes of fuel, don’t waste it.
Any doubts? no? kthxletsgo.
*and so, our heroes travelled 4 hours in the heat in the stache-mobile through the desert, untill they arrived to the sphix. Well… sort of*
Random vote-to-chose-destiny-moment!
“Well… sort of”
The heroes arrived at the site of the sphix, but something is amiss! But what is it?
Vote and decide! Choose your option!
A. There is no sphix (I dunno)
B. The sphix is a giant stone taco (portal problems)
C. The sphix has been replaced with a giant stone elephant that is three times the size of the original sphix.
(so many TL;DR comments on that post, Jozée, but I still ‘trolled’ a bit.)
Uhh, an ‘Elesphix?’ Did the holy elephant go in the past and pose as a god and tell the Egyptians to make big sculptures out of it?
o- k…
hm? where’s the handle of this thing? I guess I’ll just grab it here and see what happens…
*backtrunk opens*
oh that was easy, ok lets see… *starts digging in Lolligator’s backtrunk*
a DeLorean, another DeLorean, nope… mmmnope… what is this thing?!
hm… spare parts… oh! a little girls show (I’ll probably watch that later) mmm… AHA! binoculars…
wait… I think I’m stuck here… aggh!!
sheep, halp!
*baaahWROAARRR*
uh… nevermind sheep… (I forgot about your dragon part)
*closes backtrunk*
*gives Lolligator the binoculars*
there
Hmmm….. I can see a few agents of the army. They are protecting some kind of entrance to underneath the elesphix… I don’t think there’s any sign of timetravel, though. If time was changed the entire course of history would have. The thing doesn’t seem old either. I’d say it was built recently.
What, it’s not like an army of overly pro-american rednecks will notice on their ‘merica-flag detector that we are burning one and then go find us to tell us about how great their country is…
Oh, look over here! it is a picture, lets see… “The Little Engine That Said Fuck It” by WATTY PIPER
wait a sec… this… I’ve seen it before…
*GASP* lolligating DorkMasterFresh was right! This picture is as old as the Egyptians!
Bendy, are you sleeping again? You need to fend off the redneckzombies before they go nomnom on your flesh while ranting about g@y people’s sins, how great ‘merica is and stuff like that.
(Dafuq is with that post, Jozée? I posted 4 comments, the 4th one simply an ellipsis. All were set for m0dding. )
What caused them to be zombies anyway?
(If it’s the first time you leave a comment in the superheroes section, it’s normal, if not, then I dunno lol.)
Zombies, eh?… mmm
…
…
maybe because…
…
mmm
because of this!:
(laziness level: Hydralisk)
Eww, zombie heads. All rotten and lolligator. That reminds me, I’m hungry. I guess I’ll just snack on an arm.
*takes random severed arm, then eats it*
Ah, much better.
…What’re we doing again?
“They are 20-30 year old lonely men who buy colourfull toy ponies to fduck and cum on them. They then switch their toys with other bronies and lick eachother’s sperm from them. They also are fat and have no social skills.”
*still forever alone, I have 0 friends* (Where the lolligator did your brother meet these bronies, I wonder, Lolligator.)
Alright, we’re here, now what? (hydralisks seem to have god-awful memory)
My comments sometimes completely disappear aswell.
It’s either that the langauge is too vulgar (highly doubt it), or a site error. Many report this problem.
Use another email or something ¯\(°_o)/¯, I’ve posted a comment for the m0ds Bendy, the comment disappeared, but I’ve found they still appear after a few days, so the comments are actually sent to m0deration, when this happens to me I delete my website link and if that doesn’t work I put a diaeresis in the vowels.
He never mocked the show (at least not in that comment). He said ponies should go back to mylittlebrony so that non-bronies don’t constantly have to see it.
For Christ’s sake, leave the My Little Pony bullshit on the Bronies site where the rest of us, who don’t care about it, don’t have to waste our time with it.
Now don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against this whole brony thing, I really don’t, so when I say what I am about to say, do not assume that I’m just hating. This is not funny. It’s just adding “fuck” to a joke from the show. In fact, I’m pretty sure that the joke, even with pony-love and context, would’ve still been mediocre at best.
As for the people who bitch about bronies liking their show; stop it. I haven’t seen a single complaint about them that wasn’t rooted in some form of ignorance or insecurity (though I will admit, there is a minority, as there is in any group, that is just annoying. Have a field day with them).
P.S. If anyone DOES find a legitimate reason to hate bronies, please do tell me. I’m all for hating on things that deserve it.
Well actualy isn’t a joke from the show, as you said they just added the word “fuck” and posted it here, but that happens always with any meme or captioned image or whatever. I don’t find it funny too, actually i think it’s funnier the fact that m0ds probably posted it here just for the rage.
That’s no big news, really.
But I don’t mind. It means random sh!tty MLP things appear here (meaning the hate has doubled) which often is the start of a great unrelated commentthread that’s unrelated.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll have to go back up there in that one commenthread there to fight Epiclulz in the 25th dimension because he stole Bendy’s elephant.
Attention, customers, today’s special is a Lolligating Krabby Patty served with in a greasy Lolligating sauce and grilled to Lolligating perfection. And don’t forget to us to Lolligate the Lolligating fries. It’ll be our Lolligating pleasure.
Is it bad that the best part of this picture are the plots in the background?
Nope, well not for me :p . I hadn’t noticed the plots lol.
This is pretty crap…
The plots make up for it, though.
I mean honestly, if someone is going to post pony-related lolz on a non-pony area, they should at least make sure its actually funny, especially if you haven’t seen the show.
No.
Non-funny posts on after dark are normal. If the image is better than the joke, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Wow, thats reaaallly funny (internet sarcasm). Why do the mods even let crap like this get on the front page.
When it comes to afterdark, the mods have the cultural taste of any fucking justin bieber fan. (for all those bieberfags, that means they have bad taste.) ill bet the mods are snorting likehell while they try to figure out what 2+2 is.
Comment WIN.
Inb4 pony-hating rage
Well, or maybe not. The last one here had a great lack of hate on it.
Due to the huge thread of comments below, people are gonna think, “Wow! 256 comments! It must be a flame war.”
Unfunny pony meme on a non-pony section of memebase with 250+ comments…and its NOT A FLAME WAR?
To anyone whos about to read the comments, its just a few people roleplaying about random scenarios, not worth reading, so scroll back up and find some more funnies.
This is based on a true story, you have no idea what you’re talking about.
we are not people, I’m a worm, Lolligator is an alligator and i don’t know what the lolligate the others are
I’m apparently a hamstergator. Google gave me no helpful suggestions on what that actually is.
You are basically a hamster-alligator hybrid, you said that your mother was a hamster and since Lolligator is your father we’ve come to that conclusion, also now we know what Epiclulz is, an hydralisk. Apparently, Bendy is the only human. To resume:
Lolligator – an alligator
Captain L – a hamstergator
Epiclulz – an hydralisk
Bendy – a human
Jozée (me) – a worm.
I’m originally a Hydralisk, but I can turn into other things.
Lolligator – an
alligatordaedrothoh and Bendy –
a humanbest pony (or a creepy pony covered in mayonaisse which has a cucumber with a condom)IM GOING TO KILL THAT NURSE
CALM DOWN PINKIE!!!!
A scene from the show that isn’t changed at all and there is just a curse word? GENIUS!
Couldn’t this easily have been “Get the buck out”, and thus not needed to be on After Dark?
Seeing as ponies are taking over, ‘buck’ now probably counts as a swearword on memebase.
BUCK YOU
I am deeply hurt by this. How could you…
D:
What the fuck? When I put my curser over your text, it turns into a weird question mark.
No. Buck is not as fun to use as Fuck. You haven’t seen the show yet.
lol I never thought this would made it to the frontpage
Yay, another crap pony meme that is, in no way, funny…
Surprisingly common on After Dark, minus the pony. And, tbh these posts don’t deserve to be called memes.
Well, if the pink one is breaking wind hard enough to levitate, I can understand someone telling it to leave.
Get the fuck out? I agree! Get the fuck out and go back to bronies!
You don’t get it do you. Memebase after dark is linked to memebase so of theres any cuss words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc… it goes directly here. So you can’t stop the ponies from “taking over”. So whether you like it or not the ponies will be on Memebase after dark.
Exactly.
What you said.
I don’t understand how this is front page worthy, or remotely funny in any way.
It’s not. The mods are messing with us.
But…. b-but it has a s-swearword in it!
NO U
I’m a swearword…?
…
…
…
…Excellent…
There are now 14 bad wordsThe above after dark post Lolligating sucks.
Don’t be such a Lolligator about it, Epiclulz.
Lolligate you, man!
No, Lolligate you!
I’m already a n@sty little Lolligator.
Just Lolligate off then!
HA! Lolligate no! I was here Lolligating AGES before you arrived. YOU go!
You’d Lolligating like that, you Lolligator.
You better get the Lolligate out here before I call the Lolligating cops, Bendy.
Lolligate the police!
People should start saying Lolligate on their posts instead of Lolligate, so that it won’t end up on afterdark.
Lolligating totally.
Attention, customers, today’s special is a Lolligating Krabby Patty served with in a greasy Lolligating sauce and grilled to Lolligating perfection. And don’t forget to us to Lolligate the Lolligating fries. It’ll be our Lolligating pleasure.
Captain L, I’m sorry, but we’ll have to fire you.
Your Lolligating swearing really got out of hand and offended many costumers.
But I don’t even work here!
Would you like a job, starting now?
Boy, would I!
You’re fired.
You seem to be talking to yourself. Are you ok?
He’s gone off the Lolligating deep end.
Poor boy….
Well, it’s time to put ol’ Captain down. Bendy, get my Lolligating gun.
You can’t Lolligating put me down! Are you Lolligating daft?
I’m sorry, but you’ve gone Lolligating crazy. *hands gun to Lolligator*
What the lolligator is going on in this thread?!
What the lolligator is g0ing on in this thread?!
I’m sorry boy, we can’t let you suffer like this.
*loads gun*
I can’t watch ; -; *turns away*
Sorry, Ol’ Capt’n….
*fires*
*Lolligating dodges*
That’s it! You Lolligating asked for it! *pulls out BLG*
*Ignites the C4 on Ol’ Cpt’s back*
*notices the diffrent gravatar*
Waitaminute, you’re not ol’ Capt’n!
*C4 goes off, and you look at the corpse*
…Lolligating red spy…
*meanwhile, I’m dancing on a faraway hill*
Lolligate this, get the nuke ready.
*Countdown, launching nuke in 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0
Nuke has been Lolligating launced.*
Oh Lolligator!
*nuke hits Capt’n*
And you just blew yourselves up with it too. Nice job, hero.
Lolligator to the Lolligating rescue!
Good thing I set up an anti-nuke shield.
On the other side… all live but me and Bendy is dead…
OH WELL!
*respawns*
I had another life
You didn’t even die. How the Lolligate did you manage to respawn when alive?
Doesn’t matter, I’m not truly dead. I’ll be back for 12 more Lolligating sequels.
-The End-
*credits + creditsong*
*new movie starts*
~-THE LOLLIGATION-~
Part 2
Lolligator yeah!
Shut the Lolligate up! I have a hangover….
What are you so happy about anyway.
The Lolligating second part!
Quit breaking the fourth wall! We´re in character.
So…. what´s the second part about anyway? What are we going to do, hunt the apparantly still alive Capt. down in the world that I accidently nuked?
Sure, sounds fun.
Okay, now we just have to wait for Capt´n to get back as he said he would.
…
…
…
…This is boring…
How must we pass the time…
well that was lolligating hilarious
I don’t know how you two can pass the time, but I’m spending my time watching your every move on my giant computer stroking a cat in my lap.
Bendy, you really need to cut down on pr0n.
Don’t worry Capt’n L, since the world is no more there’s no pr0n for Bendy to watch.
Waitaminute, how did you manage to contact us? I SHALL BACKTRACE YOU!
:motherofgod: So many Lolligating comments!
I tend to be a Lolligator about things, btw. That’s just my Lolligated up nature.
Epiclulz…? You… survived?
*gasp*
How’d you do that?!
You guys know that the L stands for Lolligator, right?
Oh, I have my ways.
Wait, so you imply that Ol’ Captain L actually stands for Captain Lolligator?
But… I’m Lolligator?
Mother of god, we just reached a whole new level of supspence…
You’re either a double agent, or related to Captain L!
No….
I…
…am Captain’s father….
Holy Lolligator, Batman!
Wait, Batman? GET THE LOLLIGATOR OUT OF HERE!
*Batman then spontaneously teleports into another dimension*
So that’s your secret, Epiclulz? Teleporting to other dimensions?
…
You should learn me that someday.
Why should I?
You’re the father of the enemy! What are we to do with you?
Yes, I am the father, and I’m responcible for his actions…
…that’s why I must hunt him down for redemption…
*cl!max of the story*
Ok, have fun with that. I have business with my leader over in the 8th dimension. Bye!
*teleports into 8th dimension*
NOOO!
I need you to learn me your dimensional ways!
*teleports back to 4th dimension*
Yes, I can hear and see you in different dimensions.
And fine, I’ll teach you. Here’s the letters Q, W, O, and P. Basically, once you’ve walked 100 meters using these letters to control your legs, without falling down, you’ll gain the ability to travel through dimensions.
I’m gonna be late soon, my leader needs me. Have fun.
*teleports back to 8th dimension*
But….. that’s IMPOSSIBRU!
Ah fck it, I’ll try.
*fail*
*fail*
*fail*
*ect.*
Where’s my Lolligating elephant?!
You have an elephant!?
Yes, and I can’t find him!
Epiclulz probably stole him and brought him into an other dimension.
According to Epiclulz theory, I can travel through dimensions. This’ll make a great story for part 3! The fight will move to Equestria!
But I already knew you were my father. I’ve read the script.
YOU! GO AWAY!
You’re not Captain L! You’re an imposter!
*again ignites the C4 to k!ll the red spy*
Captain! Quit sending your dopplegangers and face me like a real man!
*whacks Captain with the script* You’re not supposed to say that!
Oh please, Bendy. It’s not like you broke the 4th wall some time ago…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, that ain’t my son. That’s an imposter, a spy or a doppleganger of some sort. The real Captain must be sending them as diversion. We require your elephant to sway through them…
That means we must find Epiclulz.
That, or I must learn his ways…
…which is rather impossible
*Lolligating trips again QWOPing*
Oh, that’s right…
This is gonna be a long day.
-90 meters-
C’mon….
-99 meters-
YES! I DID IT!
*trips*
-Your score: 99.99 meters-
…
…
…
…ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFF
*tilts head up from magazine*
You keep at it.
I did it!
Bendy, grab my Lolligating moustache!
These aren’t dopplegangers. If they were, they’d all have goatees.
In order to get into my fortress, you must defeat my 8 Robot Masters. Good luck.
*relays a message to Lolligator the Lolligator*
Oh, my bad. I said 100 meters! That’s not right. That’d be silly if it was 100 meters.
It’s actually 1,000 meters. Sorry for misleading you. (Being able to travel through dimensions is a big Lolligating deal, you know.)
~20 days later~
Well, I finally flipping did it. Now, Bendy, grab my moustache!
And you said it was impossibru. :iamdisappoint:
You are disappointed in me because I managed to do something impossibru? That doesn’t make any Lolligating sense…
*yawns*
Here you go.
*hands Lolligator the Lolligating moustache*
No, you must GRAB my moustache!
…
wait, how’d you manage to get my moustache off to return it like that?
Oh, sorry :@
*glues moustache back on and holds onto it*
*sh!ts rainbow*
DIMENSION-WARP!
*flies off with Bendy clinging to moustache*
WEEEEEEEEEEE
*warps to the 8th dimension*
Ok, this is where Epiclulz is supposed to be. Bendy, scout the area and see if you can find any traces of your elephant.
*notices dropping on the ground*
Still warm… he’s not far.
Wait, did you just touch the droppings? You never fail to amaze me, Bendy.
Go track him down and see which way he went. I’ll keep an eye out for Epiclulz.
Okay.
*follows trail of droppings*
Wait, these droppings are diffrent… and still warm aswell…
I think I’ve found a trail leading to Epiclulz.
(Laughs at the fact that he’s in an unknown dimension, and lied, for the lulz.)
I understand you need to find your elephant, but you’re only giving me more time to prepare my Army of Darkness.
The problem, my son, is that once we have the elephant we can use it’s holy powers to make your army no more. Also, how the Lolligate did you manage to communicate with us while we are in an other dimension.
Bendy, the trail of Epiclulz-droppings (what a bab@rian, by the way) stops here. However, the last bits of droppings are rainbows, which are evidence of dimensiontravelling. How’s the search for the elephant going?
Bendy, I have obtained photographic evidence of Epiclulz being here from a gnome with an epic beard. Take a look.
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The gnome said he indeed dimensionwarped out of here, and that the warp looked purple. According to this book, he must have gone to the 25th dimension.
…Oh, and I stole the gnome´s beard (it just looked so Lolligating epic, coulnd´t help myself)
I have located the elephant and we’re ready to travel.
*jumps on elephant*
Alright, Magical-Holy-Elephant, grab my moustache.
*Elephant grabs stache*
Bendy, hop on and hold onto the other end of my stache!
OK
*does so*
Men, arm the sentries! They will be coming to our fortress with a giant elephant. Your mission is to shoot them down. Do not fear them. The fate you will meet at my hands if you fail is far worse. If all else fails, I am ready to use my saucer that makes the horrible noise to weaken them.
Do not fear for an attack just yet, imposter and doppleganger of my son. We are first going to find Epiclulz to punish him for stealing the elephant with a punishment that Bendy sees fit, to them let him join our cause to stop the real you.
*starts shitting rainbows*
DIMENSION-WARP!
*warps with Bendy and the elephant clinging to moustache, stache alsmot ripping off*
*lands safely in the 25th dimension*
*sees Epiclulz*
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIM!NAL SC|_|M!
You must pay for the crime of stealing elephants. Bendy shall decide your punishment.
Bendy, have your way with him. Leave him alive, though, I require him to battle my son.
You probably thought I was Epiclulz.
NOPE.
You probably thought I was Ep!clulz.
Nope. (possibly repeating myself)
Never say “Have your way with him” when you are talking to Bendy. It won’t end well.
But why would you send Epiclulz to fight me? He’s just a B-Class Hunter! (man, I’m really making a lot of Mega Man references)
Son, I know Bendy well enough to know where this is probably going. Epiclulz should be glad there are no costumes to make it more to Bendy’s liking.
As for needing Epiclulz, I don’t need him to fight you, but I require him for something you shall soon see.
You know, it is possible for me to relinquish your powers, and I can just teleport to another unknown dimension.
I’ll decide when I take your powers. It’ll be when you least expect it…
*drops a smoke bomb and vanishes, leaving no traces*
It’s a good thing elephants never forget. He shall be able to remember Epiclulz’s scent and track him through dimensions.
Indeed he can.
Epiclulz, your threats are empty, for the magical holy elephant has just undone all YOUR power. You cannot hide from punishment. Elephant, pin him down!
*elephant leaps upon epiclulz. Yes, he lept. He can do that. He’s magical and holy*
Bendy, now is your chance to m0lest or do whatever you want with him!
Can’t we just cuddle?
Wait… of all the people here YOU just want to cuddle…? WtL is this sh!t?
But yea, you can, if that’s what you see fit as punishment…
I suggest you torture him Spanish Inquisition style. With the comfy chair! And the pillows!
Okay, I’ll sodomise him instead
Just cuddle or r@pe him, that’s much more quick so we can get over with this and continue our way to defeat Capt’n.
OK, OK
*brutally sodomises Epiclulz*
No rush. Take your time. I’ve got all the time in the world. Literally. *hops into DeLorean*
*looks at the clock*
Okay, that’s about enough. You can throw him in the backtrunk of the elephant, and we’ll be off back to the 4th dimension.
Backtruck of the elephant? I was only aware of the trunk on the front.
The backtrunk is it’s @rse. It will be hard to fit him in there, but seeing as he passed out during his punishment, Epiclulz won’t struggle. The idea is that he can be easily transported, while also dy!ng of suff0cation and the smell so that I can preform the ressurection spell that will provide energy to destroy your 8 Robot Masters. It will also power up the holyness of the elephant.
*tracks down Lolligator and Bendyrulz*
That was my friend, Epiclols!
We have the same scent and appearance. Confusing, I know.
You’ll pay for this.
*absorbs Lolligator’s powers*
Good luck in the 25th dimension. Lolligators.
Oh, yeah. One last thing.
*Uses secret ninja training and stabs the elephant’s eyes with 2 Sai Knives*
Alright, enjoy yourselves. Fortunately for me, I also have time travel.
*teleports back to 4th dimension, in an unknown place and time*
Actually, you can’t k!ll the magical holy elephant, for he is magical and holy.
Aside from that, the magical holy elephant switched the two of you, so what is now in the unk!llable elephant’s @rse is the actual Epiclulz.
Oh, and I loaded a portion of my powers in the elephant, which multiplies there every second and can’t be taken from him. Only I can draw some power back from it.
*draws power back*
Ok. Bendy, elephant, cling to my stache!
Let’s do this.
*grabs moustache*
*warps back to 4th dimension in front of Captain’s castle*
Ok, we’re here. I’ll start the ressurection ritual of Epiclulz. Bendy, try luring the 8 Robot Masters here. Elephant, get ready to absorb the leftover power of the ritual to power up. Epiclulz….. just lay dead there while I ressurect you.
Wait…
I’m Epiclulz. I’m not dead. I’m sure of it…
Either I’m a clone or you’re crazy…
No matter. I could just be a clone.
Anywho, I fed the Holy Elephant some Unholy Peanuts when you 2 weren’t looking.
Epiclulz, why are you helping me? I didn’t hire you.
But no worries about the Robot Masters. I won’t be an idiot like Wily. I’m just going to send them all out at once to fight you.
Epiclulz, doesn’t matter if it’s a clone we have here or not, we just need a fresh corps for the spell so it’s k. Also, quit helping my son, you called him your enemy. As for the peanuts, they would have effect if you fed them to a HOLY elephant, not to a MAGICAL HOLY elephant. They’re diffrent.
Elephant, attack!
*finishes ritual*
*elephant absorbs power*
*elephant sh00ts raindbow laz0r to the Robot Masters*
*explosions*
Give me a sec to look up which Robot Master isn’t weak to rainbow lazors. *Googling* Ring Man is fine. Prepare to face the wrath of his…Ring Boomerang. Don’t knock it, it’s a useful weapon.
To bad I planted a c4-esque miniature-nuke on it’s back.
*ignites c4-esque miniature-nuke
Captain L is my enemy, but you betrayed me when I taught you how to dimension-warp, and I didn’t even steal the elephant.
Anyway, I may just be able to clone myself when I die, without even knowing it.
:motherofgod:
Where did you get all of these C4s? And how do you keep getting behind people?
But a C4 esque miniature nuke…remind me to try that in Scribblenauts.
Epiclulz, if you didn’t steal the elephant, explain to us how it ended up in the 8th dimension were you went to.
As for Capt’n, we shall now proceed to vanquish your Army of Darkness.
Did it ever come to your mind that I wasn’t the only dimension-traveler?
If you must know, after your first attempt at defeating Captain L with a C4-nuke, I saw someone (he looked a little orange) run off with an elephant that looked magical. It caught my eye, I pursued him out of sight, and I saw signs of a fresh rainbow at his last known location. I followed the rainbow, and it led to the 8th dimension. I continued to follow him in the 8th dimension, still out of sight. I lost track of him, and the elephant.
I found rainbow-droppings in the 8th dimension, it smelled like 25th dimension rainbows. Unable to find the elephant, as he may have left it somewhere in the 8th dimension (turns out he did), I warped to the 25th dimension. I found him. I caught him, not caring about the elephant, wondering what he was doing, interrogated him, he said he worked for Captain L. I was like, “Who the lolligator is that? Whatever. Go back to your ‘Captain L.’” In retrospect, I should’ve asked about his objectives.
He went back to his leader, I left him alone, not knowing anything about Captain L at the time. I went and researched, and it turns out Captain L is Captain Lolligator.
And so, I went back to the 4th dimension, looked into the past, saw you guys trying to defeat Captain L, told you guys about Captain L’s identity a while after the nuke, blah blah blah.
And about my trip to my leader, first of all, his name is… Alfred. Alfred the gnome. I told him, “There’s a possibly magical elephant roaming this dimension. I’m gonna go look for it.” So I went looking around, I finally found the elephant, and I returned it to Alfred. I let him decide what to do with it(guess he freed it), and I was like, “I’m just gonna chill in the 25th dimension now.” He was like “Fine, just leave me here, by myself. :foreveralone:” So I went to the 25th dimension, then you guys showed up a few minutes later.
(Inb4 TL;DR, m*der@ti0n, or confusion because of my terrible writing)
Alfred! My old nemesis! Bendy, Lolligator, you two will have to wait. I’ve got a score to settle with that gnome.
Your father probably has that covered.
Lolligator had this beard with him that looked a lot like Alfred’s.
Oh… my bad. Sorry that your cl0ne had to s|_|ffer Bendy’s ways.
As for the gnome, he’s a gnome. Gnome-beards grow back to the preffered style in merely 2 seconds.
But okay, son, go use your dimension-travelling escape pod to escape your castle while we are destroying it and fight that gnome. We’ll get rid of your Army of Darkness in the meantime by sh!tting pure light.
I see. I don’t know much about gnomes. Alfred’s the secret type.
I had to take a Gnomes-for-Dummies guide to learn how to steal it’s beard, so yea, I know.
Here, have my copy!
*warps book to Epiclulz’s secret location*
Alfred can’t compare to Glilus Thunderhead, who’s on my side. I’ve sent him onwards to deal with the matter, while I go see a man about a pony.
The thing is, our elephant is currently injecting Alfred with rainbow magic, making him 10 times stronger then Thunderbeard.
Perfect!
Bendy’s elephant is in the 8th dimension?
What’re your doing? It could get lost.
*clears throat*
You*
It won’t, it warped to that dimension on my rainbowsh!t, and is tied to my ent!ty. I can call him back whenever I want. See? This unbreakable rainbow c0ming 0ut of my beh!nd links me to him.
You shit rainbows?
Peculiar…
I don’t.
I sh!t rainbows when I dimensionwarp. You appear to be sh!tting l@zerbeams.
For your information, Captain L, I have placed a miniature nuke-c4 on Glilus Thunderhead’s back.
*ignites*
Now where were we?
I feel lonely…
Lucky for me, Gilius was in the same dimension as Alfred at the time, so he died too.
Unfortunately for you, you have one final defense to get into my fortress. METS! And these ones are too lazy to lift their helmets. You can’t win.
Oh, don’t worry about Alfred, fake-son. It was a miniature-nuke after all, and Alfred wasn’t harmed.
Now as for those METS…
*bows over and lowers pants*
*sh!ts ra!nb0wl@z0rz*
Clearly, you have no idea how Mets work. If their helmet is down, nothing can hurt them. NOTHING.
You seem not to realise I am sh!tting rainbows, and rainbows dont give one Lolligate about their helmets.
I know Alfred. He wouldn’t die that easily.
Well, not completely, but enough to know that he wouldn’t die from a nuke.
As for those Mets, they aren’t actually Mets. I have the Mets with me, they’re all tied up. If they can’t be hurt, then hey can at least be captured.
Those are really just a bunch of hobos I found.
I think you guys need to look up what a Met is. You can’t tie them up, and they are way smaller than a hobo (note to self: get Chester A. Bum on your side).
Epiclulz, it’s not Alfred we’re talking about.
As for those Mets, if they can’t be killed with their helmets down we’ll just walk around them. If they put their helmets up they’ll get an @ss-rainbow barrage.
*walks around them*
Stiney! Get over here! We seem to be dealing with geniuses invading the castle. I need to think of a new plan. Keep flushing those toilets!
TOILET-FLUSHING!? THAT’S MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
Quick, Bendy, do something really creepy and distract Stiney!
Epiclulz, get me your secret Rebbeca Black album! It’s the only way to crush those toilets!
What should I do?
I dunno, do the same you did to the Epiclulz-clonething. That’ll do. Maybe add creepy custumes to it… or r0leplay… Do whatever the feck you want.
Stop, toilets! Stop or I’ll post pony Rule 34 at you!
NO! YOU must distract STINEY!
Show him the fleshl!ght one.
That’s not going to work. He already owns all of them.
…Hey, he just works for me. I don’t judge him.
Well.. it WILL keep him distracted.
And he’ll probably run off to start using them…
SUCCES!
*throws a pinecone at Stiney, hitting him square in the head*
Not even Bendy allows pony fleshl!ghts.
And THAT says something about it.
Throwing a pinecone? He’s not Trixie.
But you lucked out again. I had to fire him. Kept talking about “Unions” or some Lolligate like that.
He sure must love dem unions.
And why should I help you?
You nearly lolligating killed me.
Oh, look! The Mets broke free from the restraints! Good thing I also threw them in a diamond-reinforced cell made of titanium. Because the Mets don’t deserve less than that. Those are in fact hobos. They have that stench.
The ones at the castle, of course.
Now, if you all don’t mind, I’m gonna sit here next to the Mets, playing Pokémon HeartGold. You have fun with the castle raid.
Because:
-You said it yourself that Captain L is your enemy.
-We did that because you stole elephant.
Plus, you get a lolly if you be nice.
Oh, and those Mets will still die if they raise their helmets, for my rainbows devour everything since I upgraded them.
It is silent here…. too silent…
I’ve been too busy preparing my new castle. It’s huge and made of diamond. There’s a portal to the Nether in my closet, an ice-skating rink in the basement, and a fallout shelter. Outside there’s a petting zoo, with cows, sheep, pigs, wolves, zombies, and skeletons.
So wait, this is a Minecraft world now? K, I’ll mine all those diamond blocks out of your castle then and craft some good armor and weapons with it.
Don’t even try it. First off, it’s Creative Mode, so you won’t get anything by destroying the blocks. Second, the entire castle is laced with TNT. If you get in, the entire place is going up in a giant explosion. Don’t worry about me, I’ll be able to get to my fallout shelter in time.
You see, the thread has started to decrease in activity, which is why I decided to play Pokémon while I wait for something good to happen.
I don’t like helping people who tried to kill me, but what kind of lollipop?
The non-pen!s one, in whatever flavour you wish.
Ugh, fine. I was in the middle of trying to catch Lugia, but Lollipop > Pokémon.
What do you need from me?
(this is a lolligating long sequel)
You didn’t specify your preferred lollipop flavour!
Comment, Y U NO come out of moderation?
But this is a long sequel. I suggest we do something to pass the time.
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Get me an army of Creepers for air support. We’re going to get Captain L….
…In the sequal
*credits + nice background song*
THE LOLLIGATION PART MOTHER-LOLLIGATING THREE
Bendy, get the giant wooden horse in position, right infront of the castle doors. Leave a note on it saying that we surrender. I’ll be in the horse.
Epiclulz, load the ships and sail just out of sight. When night falls, return. Ready the men. I’ll have the gates open for you.
What lollipop will I choose, hmmm….
Lolligate it. *takes a cherry lollipop whilst sailing loaded ships*
*wooden trojan horse is in position and is being taken into the castle*
*night falls*
*I Lolligating break out of the trojan horse*
*sneaks through castle assassinating guards like a ninja*
PS. Epiclulz, you forgot to capitalize ‘Lolligate’.
*sits on Lolligator’s Lolligating shoulders LIKE A BOSS*
Wait, weren’t you supposed to wait outside? Meh, whatever. If you’re here anyway, throw some of your disturbing r34 around the corner to distract, and maybe kill, the guards there.
*throws naked pictures of Lolligator at the guards*
Well I guess alligator pen!ses will work. *sneaks past the guards while they are distracted*
*guards start fapping*
Lolligate this
*ignites minii-c4′s applied to the backs of the guards*
You just let me know when to attack.
…
…
…Man, this is boring, waiting.
*pulls out DS and continues to play Pokémon Heartgold*
I actually did comment before, they’re still in m0deration.
But you failed in your trojan horse plan. All you succeeded in was re-enacting the trojan rabbit from Monty Python. Good work.
But I’m bored too. Except I don’t have a DS. *starts playing Pokemon Blue on an emulator*
LOLLIGATE THIS! THIS SH!T HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG!
RAINB0WZ!
*warps everyone to a pokémon arena*
*pokémon fighting tune starts playing*
Trainer CAPTAIN L wants to battle!
CAPTAIN L sent out ROBOT MASTER!
Go! BENDYMON!
*a wild Jozée appears*
Jozée! You’re supposed to be in your pokéball! Wait untill I send you out.
*sits back on a leather seat, playing Pokémon Heartgold*
*looks around*
Ooo, nice place!
*throws 15th Ultra Ball at Lugia*
*catches Lugia on DS*
Lolligate yeah.
*thinks about what to do next*
*saves game, quits*
I’ll sit and watch this epic battle!
ROBOT MASTER used METAL BLADE.
It’s Super Effective!
What will BENDYMON do?
BENDYMON IS FIRIN’ HIS LAZAR!
BENDYMON uses DISTURBING R34!
ROBOT MASTER is confused…
ROBOT MASTER flinched!
BENDYMON uses BRONY PROPAGANDA!
ROBOT MASTER is busy writing hate… (aka sleep)
BENDYMON uses TOUCH!
It’s super effective!
ROBOT MASTER is busy writing hate…
ROBOT MASTER realised that the posted ponies was an attempt at trolling and stops writing hate!
What will ROBOT MASTER do?
You have to catch me first, problem? Hint: I’m inmune to rule34
But how do you ‘appear as wild’ when I’m in the middle of a fight?
Oh well
*throws masterball*
*masterballs hits Jozée’s head*
There we go.
….How’d you do that quotething?
*holds up Magic Conch*
Black magic, I say.
Oh snap…
?
All right, Magic Conch, what should we do now? *pulls cord*
“Watch Ponies.”
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!
Hey, you are supposed to be fighting Lolligator, not watching ponies
Screw ponies (I should probably not say that while surrounded by bronies), we are fighting here!
BENDYMON uses TOUCH…!
… on CAPTAIN L!
CAPTAIN L is ar0used!
I have the weirdest boner right now. And for once, it has nothing to do with Fluttershy.
I think Captain L has gone nuts (again). Lolligator, send me, I’ll finish him with my holy hand grenade.
*note to self: Captain L is like Bendy: keep limited contact*
BENDYMON! Get back!
Go, JOZÉE!
Please use your flying super sheep.
no grenades? ah well, go flying super sheep! *baaaaaahh, baaaaaahh* now, fly and teach him a lesson! *baaaaah* *the sheep flies towards Captain L and hits him, creating a motherlolligating explosion of the size of epiclulz’ mom* well that was unexpected… Afortunatelly, I have more sheeps
CAPTAIN L retaliates with MUSH.
Enemy JOZEE fainted.
CAPTAIN L recieved 17 EXP.
“Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!”
Lolligator, do something! show him your little girl’s show or anything!
*drops pants and shows @ss to Captain*
*music starts playing*
My little pony, my little pony….
*occasional fart (it’s still an @ss, y’know*
Well that’ll keep him distracted!
Go, EPICLULZ!
Epiclulz used…
Wait, when did I become your slave?
Man, to think we were just firing Captain L from all his swearing…
Where did this go wrong?
Everything went to hell. Which reminds me…
SNIPER ROBOT, GO!
Not my slave, but you are one of my teampeople *shows Lollipop contract*. It was in the tiny-letter-paragraph.
Now go out there and be my pokémon.
EPICLULZ uses ASK LOLLIGATOR TO USE HIS TINY-C4 THAT IS SECRETLY PLANTED ON SNIPER ROBOT’S BACK!
Critical hit!
Its super effective!
SNIPER ROBOT fainted!
and this is only the 2nd part of the sequel…
oh wait… i’m supposed to be fainted, so I’m just going to lay here *thud* x_x
Not gonna give you a revive… You will have to wait untill we reach the pokécenter.
Okay, is there just a store that sells C4-esque nukes? I guess Davenport found something else random to sell. Quills and Sofas weren’t doing so well.
x_x
(Jozée, how do you do that quote thing? -_-)
I do happen to have a stash of C4-Nukes. I just don’t tell anyone about it.
Fine, I’ll fight. Who’s my opponent?
(why do i keep posting 2 comments)
Right, I almost forgot. *throws a Max Revive at Jozée* Try to eat that, you’ll feel better in a heartbeat.
(sorry, I can’t tell you because I fainted) x_x
(c0mm3nt got m0der@t3d out)
*throws a Max Revive straight into Jozée’s mouth* There. Jozée should feel better in a few seconds.
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dude, are you sure that was the max revive? It tasted like shit @_@… any way… write this: [blockquote]your text[/blockquote] but instead of “[]” use “less-than” and “greater-than signs”, for moar information, hover your mouse over the “?” sign
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(inb4 fail)
Interesting.
Anyway, I’m sure that was a Max Revive. I don’t think they’re known for their taste, but it’s better than dying.
(how do I even know the taste of shit? oh yeah, I’m a worm) Ok enough of this! now where’s the Captain?
CAPTAIN L sends out CAPTAIN L!
EPICLULZ, get back!
LOLLIGATOR send out LOLLIGATOR
It has come to this then…
CAPTAIN L used HADOUKEN.
HOT DAMN IT’S EFFECTIVE.
LOLLIGATOR uses SON-ARE-R-DISAPPOINT!
CAPTAIN L realises that his dad is disappointed, and is now in midlife-crisis-mode!
It’s super effective!
CAPTAIN L’s defence sharply fell.
CAPTAIN L’s attack sharply fell.
CAPTAIN L’s accurancy sharply fell.
CAPTAIN L became confused…
pika pikaaaaaaaaaaaa!! I mean… watch out!
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liek this:
̅̅r̅̅a̅̅n̅̅d̅̅o̅̅m̅̅ ̅̅t̅̅e̅̅x̅̅t̅̅ ̅̅r̅̅a̅̅n̅̅d̅̅o̅̅m̅̅ ̅̅t̅̅e̅̅x̅̅t̅̅ ̅̅r̅̅a̅̅n̅̅d̅̅o̅̅m̅̅ ̅̅t̅̅e̅̅x̅̅t̅̅ ̅̅r̅̅a̅̅n̅̅d̅̅o̅̅m̅̅ ̅̅t̅̅e̅̅x̅̅t̅̅ ̅̅m̅̅o̅̅a̅̅r̅̅ ̅̅r̅̅a̅̅n̅̅d̅̅o̅̅m̅̅ ̅̅t̅̅e̅̅x̅̅t̅̅ ̅̅t̅̅e̅̅x̅̅t̅̅,̅̅ ̅̅t̅̅e̅̅x̅̅t̅̅,̅̅ ̅̅t̅̅e̅̅x̅̅t̅̅ ̅̅w̅̅a̅̅a̅̅a̅̅a̅̅a̅̅a̅̅l̅̅a̅̅l̅̅a̅̅l̅̅a̅̅ ̅̅l̅̅o̅̅l̅̅o̅̅ ̅̅k̅̅d̅̅k̅̅s̅̅i̅̅j̅̅ ̅̅i̅̅j̅̅s̅̅i̅̅s̅̅j̅̅d̅̅i̅̅j̅̅a̅̅
Wjy the Lolligator did you send me out in the first place?
Suit yourself. *sits back down, continues watching the battle*
Why*
Are you lolligating kidding me?
*Scumbag Autocorrect*
(hopefully this works)
LOLLIGATOR uses SON I AM D!SAPPOINT
CAPTAIN L real!ses that his dad is d!sappointed, and is now in m!dlife-cr!s!s-m0de!
It’s super effective!
CAPTAIN L’s defence sharply fell.
CAPTAIN L’s attack sharply fell.
CAPTAIN L became c0nfused…
IT WORKED!
But what if Captain L has the ability Own Tempo?
He doesn’t. He only has FLAMETHROWER, CONFUSE RAY, HADOUKEN and SPLASH.
so… is it over? you defeated your son?
LOLLIGATOR used BARF RAINBOWS
Critical hit!
It´s super effective!
CAPTAIN L fainted!
^FALSE. (possibry)
1. Own Tempo is an ABILITY, not a move. Abilities cannot be discovered/announced in battle.
2. Captain L was supposed to make a move, as is the rules of a battle. He could’ve hit himself in confusion, or he could’ve attacked. It’s a 50/50 chance.
Well guess what, Epiclulz: Lolligate you.
This is my dimension, I decide the rules and I have the cheatcodes.
(For Lolligators sake, this has gone on too long…)
Congrats Lolligator, for saving the memebase(afterdark) ,and saving the magical holy elephant, by defeating L (and nuking the world), you are now awarded the rank of “Lol Captain” in Meme Imperial Lol-Guard.
Keep up the good work, Captain Lolligator.
One more thing…
Meme Imperial Lol-Guard will be interested in learning more about your dimensional- and time-travel abilities as well, please return to HQ asap. By QWOPing. Backwards.
They’ll be after you, Lolligator. They’ll delete your existence for changing the laws of physics. (yes, that is breaking the laws of physics)
…Anyway, now what? Captain L fainted, he’s fired and all.
Maybe when he wakes up, he’ll be right in the head.
If I may quote: “But I don’t even work here!
Would you like a job, starting now?
Boy, would I!
You’re fired.”
We’ll see.
—THE LOLLIGATION—
Part 4
~4 years later~
Random minion: Oh great dimensionlord Lolligator! Captain L has escaped his magnet prison! He has banded together with the dimension police and has tipped them about our location! They are already on their way here!
- Mother of god! Bendy, put your cannons in position! We must defend the base at all cost.
hey this was the second part, or is it?
4th part, actually.
I guess I woke up. I’ve actually been on vacation without internet for the weekend. Seems like you guys did just fine without me.
This thread shall never die, not on my watch!
BENDY GET THE LOLLIGATE TO THE CANNONS.
*Meanwhile, in the 25th dimension*
*sigh* With Alfred dead and all, it sure feels weird around here.
Though it’s nice that I am Alfred’s successor. *licks lollipop*
*spits* OH GOD I FORGOT IT’S 4 YEARS OLD! *incinerates lollipop*
Hmm, I wonder what Lolligator’s up to, being the new lord of the 4th dimension.
Eh, he’s fine, I’m sure. Hope he hasn’t been caught by the existence-deleting squad yet. That’d be a shame. *leans back in chair*
*readies cannons*
Oh no, cannons! There’s only one proper counter.
EESDESESESRDT, READY THE FANON!
Did you bring the right kind of cannon? The one loaded with ‘certain stuff’?
Yes, filled with poisonous tacos.
No, not that one. The one that has disturbing things in it, and is related to your very being.
Do you not recall that canon?
I know what will disturb him, a picture of his own parents having sex:
chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/naughty-memes-sexy-sundile.jpg
Bendy, load this picture in the cannon.
Oh, that cannon.
*loads picture into cannon along with many other pictures*
(ignore any confusing comments above, it’s possible that they finally passed m*der@tion.)
(Also, don’t forget we have 8 more sequels after this.)
Quote from Captain L.
That picture is for disturbing Lolligator, not me. My mother was a hamster, and my father smelt of elderberries.
*starts watching Lolligator & co. from 25th dimension*
Hmm, I wonder what’s happening. They seem to be preparing for an attack. This’ll be fun to watch.
Whatever, Captain L. It will surely work against your minions.
Bendy, don’t forget to load the cannon with ‘that certain folder on your pc’ aswell.
Yes, all those pictures are loaded into the cannon.
wait… if your mother was a hamster then *gasp* you are not Lolligator’s son or Lolligator has another son
Or I just fkced a hamster.
Then maybe you have another lost son
You fcked a hamster, I fcked a pony. We are of the same blood, you and I. We’re not so different after all.
*bad poker-face*
Hamsters are diffrent…
Also, I just looked up, and apparantly someone got his 2 comments m0dded. According to him, I’ve been awarded the rank of “Lol Captain” in Meme Imperial Lol-Guard.
Hmm, no wonder Captain L looks awful. His parents are an alligator and a hamster.
But, how does a hamstergator(?) lolligate a pony? And why would it? What’d make it attracted to one?
So many questions… I’ll have to do some research.
Epiclulz, you don’t want to research it. Trust me.
*grabs Bendy’s ‘certain folder’ from Bendy’s pc and puts it into the cannon*
FIRE!
W-wait, how’d Lolligator know I was planning to research that? Unless he just said that out of the blue…
I’ll have to do some research on this, too…
(so lonely, no posts recently)
I am awaiting Bendy to fire. I shall blow on the horn of summoning to get him here.
FIRE!
*fires cannon*
Unfortunately for you, you gave me enough time to power up my shields. Shot blocked.
and unfortunately for you, you gave me enough time to plant holy hand grenades on the backs of your dimensional police *ignites the holy hand grenades* there we go… hey, what happened to your shields? seems that the holiness of the grenades somehow affect the shields….
And Jozée gave ME enough time to plant c4 mini-nukes on your back, Captain L!
Surrender!
How’d you get me? I’m safely fortified inside the Castle Aaaarrrrgggghhhh.
Now surrender so we can redeem you from your sins with the power of the magical holy elephant, if you don’t surrender, then Lolligator will have no choice…
Is the Magical Holy Elephant your god? If that’s the case, maybe I’ll send out one of my gods for you.
Zoidberg!
Zoidberg is no match for my god…
Zharblog! I call upon thee! Vanquish your nemesis Zoidberg so the elephant shall be saveth!
“Who’s the tough guy now, Vinny?”
Dimensional police?
Oh lolligator, they’ve started the hunt for Lolligator.
I’m afraid they’ll be sending out an army soon.
Lolligate the police, we’ll be ready
Zharblog shall grant me infinite c4-mini-nukes. We shall be ready. Bring it on, Captain L, tell them to send out full force…
Do they know what they’re capable of?
Whatever they do, the dimension army can do twice as good. They don’t stand a chance…
What can I do? I warned Lolligator about this.
With Bendy’s “special” cannons, they don’t stand a chance.
(the cops) soooo… come at me bros! ̿’ ̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿
What are you waiting for, Captain L? Call your army…
I figured our comment thread had died for a while.
Armies, attack! For Kickassia!
This thread shall NEVER die!
Bendy, load the cannons and get ready to fire! Search for the most vulgar stuff your computer folder has!
I don’t think the cannon can handle my worst.
BEWLSH!T! It can handle it, and I’ll prove it! DOUBLE THE AMMO!
Oh great, you’ve got another disturbing gravatar…. I was just getting used to the last one…
huzza, the ammo has been doubled!
You’re a big fan of Rari-shy, aren’t you Bendy?
The only way to counter it is to fire my worst. Except I’m a decent person, so I don’t look at pictures like that. Have to use what I have.
Fire ALL the wet mane images!
There’s one problem, Captain L. We’ve got you captured right here, so it’s a bit hard to fire anything.
When did I get captured? So many things keep happening when I’m not aware. I think I’m drunk.
It was when you tried to arrest me with that petty little squad of yours.
BENDY! I said DUBBLE the ammo! Get it done already!
I’m giving it all I got! She can’t take no more!
(that’s what he said)
Here they come!
Bendy!
Jozée!
FIRE THE CANNONS!
(Epiclulz, if you are still seeing this from your dimension, you better put glasses or something, because some serious rule 34 is about to happen)
Man… the cannon it’s really stuffed with pictures, I hope it doesn’t blows up in front of us, ok let’s do this! *fires the cannon*
I have the weirdest boner right now
First Bendy, then my son… and now you too have fallen to pony r34, Jozée?
The select group of bronies I know seem to make a very bad example for their kin…
that’s the weird thing, I blame Bendy.
…. well okay…
Minion! Fetch me my filter glasses! On a silver platter!
*minion goes to fetch*
When did I fall to pony r34? I hate it. I just really like dem flanks.
But not to be outdone by your glasses, I put on my monocle. Why? Because I’m rich, that’s why.
I thought you said that one time….
You have one problem, Captain L… monocles only hide one eye from it.
*minion comes back with silver platter*
Plus, my ‘glasses’ are made of TWO MONOCLES SMELTED TOGETHER! Why? Because I’m a rich dimensional timelord, that’s why.
Plus, you’re my captive.
*steals Captain’s monocle*
You don’t deserve to wear a monocle.
*gives monocle to minion to wear*
You’re a timelord!? But, they all died in the Time War! Except for the Doctor, of course. Well, now the Daleks are after you too. Have fun!
They don’t know it, so it’s k.
Jozée, that makes me happy
I made you happy?
tinyurl.com/7vrsqfe
Anyway, I’m not going to wear monocles or anything, why? because I’m poor that’s why.
wow look them pictures go, it’s like a fireworks show!
and look at the cops! they are retreating and some are like… fapping?
wait… what? that can’t be… I mean, it’s impossible!
a 200 dollar billet! cool! now I can has monocle, and a hat!
Well… that’s… intresting.
It will keep them busy, so fair enough.
Meanwhile, has anyone seen Epiclulz? He hasn’t been around for a while, not even skulking around on pony posts that get dropped on the wrong sites.
I guess he’s busy investigating your past and Captain’s L. past, I wonder what he discovered…
He’s investigating our pasts? But he isn’t a timelord like us. Unless…
*checks garage*
He stole my DeLorean!
Your DeLorean was in my garage all the time?
…damn, that must’ve been around the time you moved out of my house…
You haven’t used that thing in ages! It’s in a terrible condition!
We must save Epiclulz, he’s probably lost somewhere in the flow of time!
wait a sec… *checks the billet* It’s… Epiclulz’ face!
…
what the hell is that “okay” face doing?
Why in the world would he leave only his face behind in the barracks? I don’t get it…
Ugh, that was one lolligator of a party.
Let’s go through the time-logs, see what lolligator and crew were up to…
Oh, for the love of…
What kind of r34 is that?! Absolutely horrifying.
Captain L seems to have lost his DeLorean. Wonder where that went.
Oh, what has Captain L done? He seems to have fooled them into thinking I was there.
I’ve missed out on so much, I shouldn’t have gone to that party. Though it was pretty flukin’ awesome. I should take some time to go investigate the history of Capt. I may be able to help Lolligator.
*warps to 9001st dimension*
Man. It’s nice to be able to access this place. Alfred told me so much about this, and how awesome it was.
TO THE LIBRARY!
(Apologies for killing part of this thread, I occasionally take huge breaks from memebase.)
I don’t think Twilight Sparkle has any useful information in her library.
You sure missed out on stuff, Epiclulz!
You missed 2 leaked pony posts on Go Cry Emo Kid!
Here they are.
http://gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/03/05
/emo-scene-hipster-cartoons-cant-love-you-back/comment-page-1/#comment-36582
http://gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/03/13
/emo-scene-hipster-from-tears-or-vomit/comment-page-1/#comment-37153
You can continue “being an @sshole”, as I quoted from you.
Thank me later.
…but wait, if Epiclulz didn’t take my DeLorean, then who did….?
*GASP* We’ve stubled upon an other mystery!
TO THE LIBRARY INDEED! I need to find back the guide of that thing….
Bendy, Jozée, keep firing those canons. And don’t worry about ammo, Bendy’s folder is big enough to keep this up for a year.
You sure missed out on stuff, Epiclulz!
You missed 2 leaked pony posts on Go Cry Emo Kid!
Here they are.
http://
gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/03/05/emo-scene-hipster-cartoons-cant-love-you-back/comment-page-1/#comment-36582
http://
gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/03/13/emo-scene-hipster-from-tears-or-vomit/comment-page-1/#comment-37153
You can continue “being an @sshole”, as I quoted from you.
Thank me later.
…but wait, if Epiclulz didn’t take my DeLorean, then who did….?
*GASP* We’ve stubled upon an other mystery!
TO THE LIBRARY INDEED! I need to find back the guide of that thing….
Bendy, Jozée, keep firing those canons. And don’t worry about ammo, Bendy’s folder is big enough to keep this up for a year.
well you better hurry up in finding that mysterious thief, bad things could happen if the DeLorean ends up in bad hands…
Man, what a waste of pictures… anyway… Bendy, cover me, I’m going to end with the remaining cops that are still fapping (now where I left that thing… o yeah, here it is) go my flying super sheep! *baaaaaaaah*
But wait… I thought Epiclulz took my DeLorean?
I’m getting confused…
TO THE LIBRARY INDEED!
Twilight! We’re coming for a visit!
Alright, you do the research, I’ll go visit Fluttershy. *if you know what I mean*
JOZÉE! Did you let ponies into my dimension again!? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LETTING PONIES INTO MY DIMENSION!
MINION! Remove that pony from this library at once! Throw her into the correct dimensional portal, then close it and give me the only key.
What are they up to? They have no idea what library I’m at. This library is the gnomes’ library. Alfred was the last gnome to ever come here. Sadly, this place was abandoned. It’s full of well, everything, still…
…And I’m the first being that isn’t a gnome to come here. Truly an honor…
That pathetic pony’s library is garbage compared to this one. But whatever floats their boat, I guess.
This place has everything! Alright, now, to search for Captain L…
…Lolligator. (THIS PLACE IS EFFIN’ HUGE)
Well, there’s a more urgent matter: ponies disturbing Lolligator in his own dimension.
*contacts home-base* Albert. Dispose of those ponies. Assist Lolligator, if possible. Unless of course, he’s already taken care of it. If so, feel free to treat yourself to a lollipop when you get back.
(wow, I didn’t even try and I seem to have trolled on that first GCEK post)
The 9001th dimension is MY dimension, Epiclulz. Now quit talking to yourself, I’m right infront of you.
wowowo wait… I did that… again? what is going on? I’m sure ponies can do time travel, or at least Twilight Sparkle can (It’s true, it happens in one episode) but dimension traveling? I can’t do that (or can I?), only you, the elephant, Epiclu… wait, where’s the elephant? WHERE’S THE ELEPHANT?
I can guarantee that Pinkie knows how to dimension travel. It is some form of an explanation.
We’ve got portals to all dimensions here. Now stop acting so surprised, I know that you keep sneaking into Equestria and kidnap ponies. for company.
…the elephant? Last time I checked he went into my garage where I stored my D-….
HE STOLE MY DELOREAN!
Wha- Oh, sorry. Have a tendency to do that.
…This is awkward. Anyway, good luck finding your DeLorean. I have no clue where that or the elephant went. They just, disappeared.
*snaps fingers, taking him to the gnome library*
You set him up to this, didn’t you Epiclulz….
Anyway, TO THE GARAGE-THAT-IS-SECRETLY-HIDDEN-UNDER-THE-ACTUAL-GARAGE!
ok ok you got me… but I don’t see what’s wrong in having ponies for company, I have a sheep after all, oh! talking about sheeps…
hey sheep!
*baaah?*
come here!
*baaaah!*
no sheep, I don’t have food…
*BAAAH!*
aw c’mon!
*bah…!*
…
sheeps… anyway I have to be sure Pinkie Pie isn’t in this dimension, so I’ll look for her, that crazy pony can go beyond the laws of physics!
I suppose that means we’ve got a problem. Make sure she doesn’t enter the room where we keep the ‘ammonution’. She will probably be scarred for life…
You mean that “special ammo”? the one that Bendyrulz provides? because, you know, we just fired the cannons and now It’s all over the place…
…
oh my… I need to hurry up!… man, if only that goddam sheep would listen to me…
Idea! I’ll go to Equestria to buy a cupcake or something for my sheep, then hopefully she (or he, I don’t know what gender is) will listen and then she’ll help me to find Pinkie Pie, also I need to tell something to Captain L…
TO GET HIS HANDS THE LOLLIGATE OUT OF FLUTTERSHY!
ok then… PONY!
*a portal to Equestria opens*
ponies, here I come! (again)
*jumps to the portal*
Truth is, the holy elephant doesn’t give a lolligator. He does what he wants. I’ve learned that.
Albert should take care of that pony on the loose. He is Alfred’s second-best student.
Now, to search for info. on Captain L…
DAMNIT MINION! I told you to close that portal!
BENDY! Come with me to my garage-under-garage. We need to retrieve the elephant again.
My hands aren’t in Fluttershy! Not to say some other part of my anatomy wasn’t at some point, but that’s currently irrelevant.
Good luck finding information on me. I would imagine my multiple biographies written by adoring fans (and Spike) would help you.
Ah, so you must be the Grand-Champion of the Imperial City’s Arena then.
Son, I’m NOT okay with sèxually h@rassing ponies, ESPECIALLY not in my citadel!
Now continue being tied down in the courtyard and stop being able to do anything while tied down, because I don’t want logic being smashed here.
meanwhile, in Equestria…
weeeeeeeeeee! *bump* ouch! that hurt… so here we are, Equestria, a place full of joy and joyness, I should move here… no I can’t, my mind could corrupt them *gasp* the things that could happen if Bendy were here, anyway, let’s go…
five minutes later
One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy… and suddenly! you find yourself sucking down apple cider with Applejack… and her little sister, hehe… ok enough booze, disregard Pinkie Pie, fat Albert will take care of her, I’mma go to Fluttershy’s place instead to make sure she’s okay *trips* … lolligate…
(I’m Commander Shepard[not really], and this is my favorite store on Lolligator’s Citadel.)
(missing scene, some random shit happens)
at Fluttershy’s place…
*knock, knock, knock* Fluttershy, open the door! aunt Fanny is here!
Fluttershy:
me: yes!
Fluttershy:
me: aw cowmon!
Fluttershy:
me: ready or not, here I come! *smashes through Fluttershy’s door*
Fluttershy: AAAH!
me: Oh! sorry about that *a bunny starts biting me* not now Angel! *kicks bunny away*
Fluttershy:
me: mmmmm… *le suden realization* no! nnononono, hemm… uh, have you seen a hamstergator around here?
Fluttershy:
me: he just left?! great… are you okay?
Fluttershy:
me: …
Fluttershy:
me: sounds fine by me! take care, Fluttershy *takes Fluttershy’s door, puts it in place and leaves*
To Sugarcube corner!
Meanwhile I still don’t understand how in the world Captain managed to to through that portal and… do things.
Bendy! Enough clopping! Get your Lolligating @ss here!
*gets out of sleeping bag*
*yawns*
*stretches*
Hey, what’s going on?
You were fapping to our ammonution and I need you to come and help me locate the elephant again.
My son can apparantly r@pe while being tied down, and Jozée apparantly went into the portal to dimension 1740 for some reason. That portal should be locked down but apparantly he’s been kidnapping ponies from there for a while now.
Well I know he likes to visit the land of the flying tacos in the 2222nd dimension.
Let’s try there.
One problem: he took my DeLorean and travelled through time.
Prehaps the taco’s were better in past times?
Good thing I have a second DeLorean. *opens garage-under-garage*
To wherever!
(Kidnapping is a bad word, I prefer the term “borrow”, with Celestia’s permission of course.)
(in Morgan Freeman’s voice) After leaving Fluttershy’s house, Jozée went to Sugarcube Corner to buy a cupcake for his sheep, as he walked down the streets of Ponyville, constantly tripping over and over, he was singing a very peculiar song that said: “My little pony, my little pony, I used to wonder what time traveling could be, my little pony, until you all shared the DeLorean with me, big elephants, tons of rule 34, a beautiful hamstergator, faithful Lolligator, trolling Epiclulz it’s an easy feat and Jozée singing this all no sense you have: my little pony, cause you know I’ve seen enough hentai, but I don’t know where this is going…” and so, our little buddy finally arrived to Sugarcube Corner…
Man, I drank a lot of apple cider, I think I’m going to have a headache, the only thing I remember is a bunny biting me… weird…
aw great!… Sugarcube Corner is closed, wait a sec… why Ponyville is so desertic? *gasp* they have discovered me! lolligate the police! *breaks into Sugarcube Corner, then steals a lot of cupcakes and runs the lolligate out of there*
Random pony: It’s the pony thief, seize him!
me: Haha, are you kidding me? you’ll never catch me, I’m fast like a worm! *jumps to the portal that leads to the 9001th dimension*
weeeeeeeee *bump* ouch! I always forget that… hey guys I’m here!
…
guys?
*grabs Jozée from behind into the DeLorean*
You brought snacks. Good.
*steals cupcakes*
Jozée! HOW ARE YOU DOING THOSE TINY LETTER THINGS AND THE OTHER LETTERSTYLETHING!
BLACK MAGIC I SAY!
Hey, why did you stole my cupcakes? I stole them… and they were mine! what kind of timelord does that and doesn’t look me in the eyes?
bah… nevermind, you can keep them, hey sheep!
*baaaaah?*
we have food!
*baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!*
*sheep breaks trough the DeLorean’s window and starts eating*
oh, sheep you so crazy… oh sorry about that Lolligator, I’ll pay you, uhm… do you accept 200 “epicluls”?
(as for the “black magic” I’ll send you a message if you really wanna know, those secrets are not for everyone)
Jozée, I am a DIMENSIONAL timelord. That’s the diffrence.
And no, I don’t accept random currency named after other dimensional lords. I only accept the wool of a sheep.
oh… sheep?
*baaah?*
you broke the DeLorean’s window…
*baah*
sheep…
*ba… baaah?*
prepare your an… I mean, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TELL ME TO GET THE LOLLIGATE OUT AND GET SOME FOOD!
*starts shearing the sheep until it looks like a poor bald chihuaha dog*
there, fresh wool directly from the sheep, will this be enough?
I NOW AM A DIMENSIONAL TIMELORD THAT PRACTICES BLACK MAGIC!
FEAR MY BLACK MAGIC
Excellent wool….
*glues wool to head*
I haz wig.
Alright. Luckly for the sheep, the DeLorean can function without the window.
*presses some buttons and stuff*
HERE WE GO
(Sergeant Jozée?
…
cooooool!
I shall use my new name, It will take time though, until the m0ds approve it)
(some random text for my new name to be approved for our beloved m0ds.. lol)
weeeeeee!
That explains our dimensional traveling abilities. Dimensional timelord.
But I don’t practice black magic. I’m a Red Mage.
*flashy light warp-thing occurs*
I hope you have instaled Mr. Fusion on this thing, otherwise we’ll need plutonium to get back.
By the way, Captain L. I need to tell you something
GET YOUR HANDS THE LOLLIGATE OUT OF FLUTTERSHY!
‘kay, we are cool now…
Seriously, HOW ARE YOU TOUCHING PONIES WHILE TIED DOWN ON THE COURTYARD OF MY BASTION, WHILE THE PONY IS IN ANOTHER DIMENSIONO!?
Come to think of it, Jozée… HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM WHILE WE ARE DRIFTING ON THE TIDES OF TIME!?
Oh wait… so Captain L. isn’t coming with us? then who’s in charge to keep an eye on him? the minions? they couldn’t even close a portal.
I hope Epiclulz’s research could give us a clue about the nature of Captain L. and how he can lolligate ponies while being tied down.
MY HANDS ARE NOT IN FLUTTERSHY!!!!! I HAVE STATED THIS ALREADY!!!!
But being able to Lolligate ponies while I am tied down…can I get in the World Records book for that?
oh sorry, I forgot, it must be the effects of the apple cider. As for the world record I wouldn’t be surprised if Bendy already holds that record, so It depends now of how much time you lasted.
wait… I shouldn’t be talking with you, Lolligator doesn’t like logic being smashed, let’s talk to… Bendy! yeah, Bendy is here with us in the DeLorean, that would be more logical, so… Bendy, what’s your world record?
(trolling bronies is an easy feat, not me. Just saiyan)
Lolligate this. Too many books, not enough time. I at least know that he is a logic-smasher.
What are they doing in the 2222nd dimension?! The dangerous and feared pink taco lives there. It doesn’t like visitors either…
*contacts Albert*
Albert, go assist Lolligator and his crew. They’re over in the 2222nd dimension.
No worries, you can clone yourself if anything bad happens, like me.
*static, turning off communication thing*
Gah, I’m worn out. Too much searching for intel.
I’m sure Lolligator knows about Captain L’s ability to break logic.
*yawns* Lolligate this, I’m sleeping RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
*falls down, asleep*
Meanwhile, in the 2222nd dimension, the year 250 b.c.
*random dimensionaltimewarp-flash*
*DeLorean falls to the ground*
*gator opens door*
Whoa Jozée, you sure just favorited a lot of spider pictures. New fet!sh of yours, hm?
(lolwut? it’s only 3 pictures! It’s just that I like those creatures, also my brother has 9 tarantulas, anyway…)
What is this place? I looks so diferent…
(by the way, Epiclulz, a pony video leaked in Music Fails:
music.failblog.org/2012/03/19/music-fails-today-you-learned-theres-a-brony-genre
enjoy…)
This, my friend, is tacoland. The tacoland from the past, that is, back when the mexicans hadn’t gone extinct yet, ruled the world and had the most delicious tacos.
After many wars, the mexicans were all killed and removed from their tyranny. This, however, led to the loss of the best taco recipes. After that, the other nations could only attempt to make tacos. They were delicious, but could never hope to reach the great taste of the mexican’s.
In time the other nations made a monstrosity: a taco that was self-aware. These tacos reproduced, and slaughtered their creators, remaining as the only living being. They also went through evolution and eventually learned how to fly, not with wings, but by hovering.
The elephant has gone here in search of the most succulent tacos. They taste better here because they are made by mexicans, but also because they aren’t self aware and won’t protest or try to kill him while being eten.
Beware the mexicans, though. They don’t like strange creatures like huge, talking worms and monstrious overlord alligators with the body of men.
(also, we must now direct any leaked pony-related post to Epiclulz. They just aren’t the same without his rants)
(In case you wondered what exactly I am:
http://
media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/17166/966040-_tes4daedroth_super.jpg
)
Mexicans, extinct? I feel lonely now…
ok, we’ll need costumes or something to remain unnoticed, mmm… we need to send someone to get some costumes, someone who doesn’t look like a giant worm or a deadly alligator…
*looks at Bendy*
Don’t worry. I got my disguise ready.
*puts on glasses with moustache, brows and silly nose*
I know people, I know. I’m a genious. No one will recognise me.
hey! where’s Lolligator? he was here a just second ago…
ohai, random stranger! nice glasses you got there, have you seen Lolligator?
*notices the stranger is looking me weird*
oh yeah, you don’t talk english, right? *ahem* me preguntaba si habras visto a Lolligator, se parece a un cocodrilo gigante que puede viajar por el espacio y tiempo, lo habras visto? oh por cierto tus lentes me recuerdan a cierto pony…
*shows the stranger a picture*
30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowzue1Wj11qmmaxzo1_250.gif
It’s probably not a good idea to dress as a Mexican. Rarity will put you to work in her dress making shop.
That’s why I dressed as a British Lord. Tux, monocle, top hat, cane, the whole disguise.
I hear… voices…
But son… YOU’RE NOT EVEN HERE!
And Jozée, I have no idea but quit asking people about ponies.
(btw captain, that must’ve been the first pony reference on this thread that I understood XD)
It’s because the Captain L tied down is a Dead Ringer decoy. The living me is roaming around as a spooky ghost. So just look for a floating British outfit.
EPICLULZ!
http://
gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/03/19/emo-scene-hipster-mcdonalds-has-ponies-their-cutie-marks-are-wrong/
This leaked pony-related thing hasn’t got your ok-face on it’s comment section yet. I am disappoint. You better get there RIGHT NOW.
By the way, has anyone else noticed that 95% of all the pony-related things on memebase that are not on MLB are on gocryemokid?
(I was just telling the stranger that your glasses reminded me that pony)
I don’t tend to visit GCEK so I can’t tell, that and “Derp” barely have any comments but when something pony-related is posted, bam! suddenly comments… I think that’s a m0d strategy to get more visitors, that or they don’t like Epiclulz XD
I still can’t has new name?
Yea, I’ve seen about 2 leaked ponies on derp, and I don’t even visit that site.
I only saw there were ponies all down on the page where you see links to the other sites + a new post. In those cases, ponies.
Naturally, I go there and see if there is some succulent b!tchfights to feast upon.
so Epiclulz is a pony now, hm? then I shall make a pony of him, rule 34b and 35b demands it (aka 34p and 35p, If exists, there’s pony of it, no exceptions and If no pony can be found, it must be made)
*then seconds flat latter*
done!
img338.imageshack.us/img338/6065/epiclulz.png
seems that he is in the gnome’s library xD
Definetly not my library. Mine has a darker, castle-ly atmosphere to it.
BENDY! Quit cl0pping and get Jozée a disguise.
Hang on… *reaches into hammerspace and pulls out a lamppost costume*
Put that on; you’ll fit right in.
(next poster start a new thread down there because I am fucking sick of scrolling all the way up here)
Why? Just leave a tab open. They should stick to the location you scrolled to.
It’s what I do.
Anyway, we’re ready. Let’s move.
Meanwhile Bendy, exactly from what country are you? It’d be good to know because mexicans hate some races specificly.
That one country that is down under.
Aboriginal or prison-person?
Scrolling to find the comments. First world problem indeed.
It’s really too bad Epiclulz hasn’t been around lately. No worries, though. You can’t get rid of ZOIDBERG!
If he used it I’d be slimey.
If he wore it it’d be all slimey.
ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
Silly son, do you not see it?
This is Epiclulz. He is the biggest hater of bronies, and the most feared troll. His very EXISTANCE has trolled countless bronies (literallly).
Now let us look at the rest of this group. You´ve got me, and then you got 3 bronies, of which 2 are cloppers of which one is the most disgusting clopper roaming the earth, whoes folder fended off armies.
Epiclulz has actually said he ´hated Bendy the least of all bronies´. Bendy is the most hatable brony around for haters. And ´hating the least´ is like being friends for Epiclulz.
If he didn´t discover frwendship yet, he wouldn´t be here anymore.
Now you all scroll up. Oh hey, it´s a ponything picture. We are commenting on the comment section of a ponything. This whole, huge thread started because of ponies too.
Conclusion: we all became frwends because of the magical frwendship of ponies.
Mind = blown
Don’t get me wrong, I despise bendy. Just not as much as some other bronies.
You guys are incredible. 5 stars. *applause* Please… Continue…
It has come to my attention that there has been a significant decrease on firsters ever since I started saying testicle to them.
Victory is near.
Anyway, climb in back and we’ll be off!
(good guy Jozée replies to this comment to create another thread and avoid the scrolling)
a lamppost? not bad *obama face*
*puts on lamppost costume*
I’m unrecognizable!
A walking lamppost? Seems legit.
It’s as legit as you’re ever going to get in this thread.
Flying Dominant Self Aware tacos, okay, but this goes to far.
Ok, we are set, let’s go
*grabs map out of the pockets he doesn’t really have*
*rolls map out*
Okay, north of us is Taco City. To the west lies the Barren Wastelands, and to the south-east there’s some war territory. I suspect the elephant went to the north, as there are quite some Taco Restaurants in Taco City. I doubt he’s found in one of the restaurants, though. They would probably capture such a beast that is strange and unknown to them, and if that isn’t the case, they’d arrest him because he didn’t pay the bill of one of the restaurants.
Anyway, TO THE NORTH
this thing itches, I hope Bendy haven’t used this before.
Jozée, go here and prove that you are no production of my imagination.
http://
gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/03/21/emo-scene-hipster-rainbow-hash/comment-page-1/#comment-37872
done
THE LOLLIGATING LOLLIGATION\
part Lolligating FIVE!
Now with extra black magic in the title.
Just read the whole thread again.
Conclusion: it takes about 40 minutes to read the entire Lolligating thing….
Also, Jozée sung that my son is a “beautiful hamstergator”…
…I guess the time has come that I have to tell Captain about the birds and the bees before things get bad with Jozée around him…
*wakes up, finally*
Ugh, that was one hell of a nap. How long was I asleep?
*looks at date* 4 DAYS?!? Must have been really tired. ._.
*looks at hands* Are these… Hooves?
I’m a horse? What happened? Did I turn myself into SJP in the middle of my sleep?
*facepalm*
Wrote a slightly-long comment, it doesn’t even post.
Basically, I’ve turned back into a hydralisk, and I’m on my way to you guys.
Epiclulz is best pony
Epiclulz, your duty calls.
http://
memebase.com/2012/03/22/internet-memes-meme-madness-bronies/
Epiclulz, you will learn what friendship is, no matter how hard you try to resist!
Silly son, do you not see it?
This is Epiclulz. He is the biggest hater of bronies, and the most feared troll. His very EXISTANCE has trolled countless bronies (literallly).
Now let us look at the rest of this group. You´ve got me, and then you got 3 bronies, of which 2 are cloppers of which one is the most disgusting clopper roaming the earth, whoes folder fended off armies.
Epiclulz has actually said he ´hated Bendy the least of all bronies´. Bendy is the most hatable brony around for haters. And ´hating the least´ is like being friends for Epiclulz.
If he didn´t discover frwendship yet, he wouldn´t be here anymore.
Now you all scroll up. Oh hey, it´s a ponything picture. We are commenting on the comment section of a ponything. This whole, huge thread started because of ponies too.
Conclusion: we all became frwends because of the magical frwendship of ponies.
Mind = blown
(also, I accidently posted this exact comment on the part before Jozée started a new reply.spot.
This thread is the exact reason Ponies need to advance on Meme Madness. Only Ponies could have made this possible, and we love it.
wow that was so deep, by the way Epiclulz you are not a horse, you are a pony, BEST pony actually, it’s not the same thing, they are different species, the more you know…
also Epiclulz isn’t the biggest brony hater, the biggest brony hater I know is “clxxxiv” but he is not even a troll he is just plain stupid (Epiclulz it’s not like that) for what I know he got banned for posting offensive comments in MLB, still, he has a cheezburger account and befriends bronies claiming that in that way he will find evidence of pedophilia in the bronies… what? xD I lol’d actually when I saw that.
I was under the effects of the cider so I… don’t know…
(don’t get me wrong, I despise bendy. Just not as much as other bronies) (also, I’m no longer a pony, but if I must, I’ll revert back to one)
Alright, here in the 2222nd dimension. Now to look for Lolligator…
Tacos, tacos everywhere. It’s nice.
(Oh please Epiclulz, we all know you love Bendy ever since he sodomised your clone. You which it wasn’t your clone, actually)
Alright, I’ll go to this restaurant and…. investigate… whoa, is that a all-you-can-eat-taco-buffet?
You guys go search around. I’ll be here.
(I will be off for 2/3 days. I’ll probably be back monday)
Jozée is a pretty lamppost.
Haha! I am immune to your tacos! I hate tacos! You can’t stop me!
don’t tease me Bendy, I’m shy!
stay outta my sheep!
I think I’m gonna eat some tacos too, as a mexican giant talking worm, I need it.
I’m now in charge, bwahaha!
…
mmmkay now, we must go to the north, hopefully the elephant will be there in Taco City, It’s like… *checks the map* 10 miles away from here… that’s 16 kilometers… lolligate… anyway, let’s move, oh and we sure gonna find a lot of Mexicans there, so act naturally and don’t talk, only I should talk because I know how to speak perfectly the taco languaje, so if you need something tell me first, let’s go!
and so their journey began…
I HAVE RETURNED!
Meanwhile, have you two found any proof of the elephant?
Who gave me this wacky weed?
Probably that shady mexican over there, with that long dark coat in that dark alley….. with no pants…
Anyway, did you gather any info, Bendy?
Info? oh, yeah… “Tacos Cesar” is at 2×1 and “Paco’s” is opening a new local! but that’s not all, there are this sweeeeeet tacos at “El Borracho”, man they are good, you gotta try them out…
…
oh and I heard in the radio that a big elephant is causing terror in “Mis 3 Tequilas”
Mis 3 Tequilas? Then that’s where we are going next!
Unfortunately, “Mis 3 Tequilas” isn’t listed on Google Maps. So I won’t be following you.
I’m seeing a drunk elephant right there
(also, seems that my new name has been finally aproved)
Why, look there! A random mexican fleeing! Jozée, ask him were the elephant is!
Hey tu, ven aca!
mexiican: quien, yo?
me: si, tu!
mexican: jaja un farol parlante!
me: porque estas corriendo, de casualidad viste a un elefante?
mexican: si vengo de “mis 3 tequilas”, el maldito se robo todo mi tequila
me: pero por que estas corriendo?
mexican: esque no pagué la cuenta, jaja
me: Y donde queda “mis 3 tequilas”?
mexican: a 3 cuadras de aqui sobre esta avenida
me: esta, bien, gracias
mexican: un farol parlante… ahora si lo he visto todo!
We are close, “Mis 3 Tequilas” is 3 blocks away from here, in this avenue, he said that the elephant stole all his tequila and he was fleeing because he didn’t paid the bill, so the elephant may be still there.
Ugh, I’m not having any luck. This place is too… … Taco-y?
I’ll just head to Taco City, they have to be there.
*and so, our heroes arrived at the wrecked taco restaurant*
D@mn, this place is a mess!
Oh, look! The mexican fbi… They probably arrested him because he’s a strange critter.
WE MUST SAVE HIM FROM THE DUNGEON!
wait a sec… that’s not the Mexican FBI, it is…
…
the Dimensional Police!
(stupid wordpress)
wait a sec… that’s not the Mexican FBI, it is…
…
the Dimensional Police!
*opens wallet*
*goes through computer shortcut to Bendy’s folder inside of his wallet*
*blindly picks a picture*
*throws*
*Police start running away, 2 of them start fapping*
That’ll keep them busy. Jozée! Tie them up! Bendy! Get the interrogration material!
*throws a ninja rope and ties them up like a baws*
well, well, well… look what we’ve got here, I don’t know how and why you are here, but I suppose it’s part of a mischevious plan by the logic-breaking Captain L.
Anyway, Bendy’s gonna have fun asking you some… “questions”.
Bendy, have your way with them! Just make them talk.
Oh you said the magical words, if Epiclulz were here he wouldn’t approve this method, anyway, I’ll check how’s the other DeLorean
(anyone else think this meme madness bullshít is just a bunch of garbage?)
You know, for a city in 250 or so B.C., this place is pretty nice.
Alright, let’s follow these strange footsteps. They look like Lolligator’s. Also, a lamppost?
*thinks to self* (man, I should stop talking to myself. A hydralisk in this time is peculiar enough.)
(I mean, seriously. Bronies in meme madness? It’s a subculture or something like that, it isn’t even a forced meme. And with their cooperation and brony sites, of course they’d win. It’s just stupid.)
(I agree with the meme madness stuff. They should NEVER have put ponies in there. They risk memebase dieing by doing so, as more will leave due to the flood of ponies on Memebase Home. And yea, neither are ponies themselves a meme, or any pony meme forced. Ponies are ponies, pony memes are memes with ponies. Learn the diffrence, m0ds…)
(Yeah, putting us in there is completely unfair. Still, if it lets people know that we can’t be beat, then it’s good.)
So I have physics breaking powers now, huh? Learned from the best.
So… Do you come here often?
You are right, I am a pretty lamppost:
img857.imageshack.us/img857/3701/prettylamppost.png
Damnit Bendy, quit changing Gravatars! Now I will notice the disturbance each time I see you AGAIN
K’, I’ve secured the DeLorean, we don’t have too much time, people is starting to get curious, we must go back before something happens.
NO! We must first interrograte these guys! Bendy! Hurry it up!
tsh… lolligate this!
*grabs Bendy and the cops and throws it in the DeLorean’s back trunk*
You’ll do the interrogatory there, where nobody can hear you… and it’s dark… and tight… and…
*jumps to the DeLorean’s back trunk*
…
*jumps back outside the DeLorean’s back trunk*
NO! I can’t do this… It’s not the same like when I’m underground…
*closes the back trunk’s door*
k’, let’s get the hell out of here.
Hey, that’s their DeLorean!
Is that a lamppost? What’re they doing with a lamppost? And where’s Jozée?
Hey, Lolligator, where’s Bendy and Jozée? And what’re you doing with a walking lamppost?
Bendy is inside of the DeLorean, causing those… sounds you hear.
Jozée is now a lamppost, working on batteries.
So what does that make me?
You are still a hamstergator that Lolligates ponies, son.
ohai Epiclulz, I’m here inside this costume, and *struggles* well you see *struggles* your money worths nothing and *struggles* LOLLIGATE! I’m trapped in this thing, I can’t find the zipper… anyway, the dimensional police tried to arrest the elephant but we came on time and captured them instead, now Bendy is with them in the DeLorean’s back trunk and *we hear a “bump” sound coming from the back trunk* well… he’s taking care of them, we want to know what were they doing here, who send them? did they know the elephant was lost? I hope Bendy can make them talk.
Bendy can always make people talk.
Also, D@MNIT QUIT CHANGING GRAVATARS! I HATE CHANGE!
But I’m also son of a time lord, so I got that going for me.
Not really. I became a timelord and dimensionlord AFTER you were born.
How do you become a time lord? You know what, I’m just not questioning it.
I’m wearing a deer stalker.
are you going to push little ponies with your fully automatic?
Jozée, is it just me or do you like ponies that stare creepily into your soul and hold kn!fes?
Yes, they look badass, but, staring creepily into my soul? I don’t feel it that way, this is creepier:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111115134640/mlp/images/7/7b/Scary_Twilight_bush_bird_S2E03.jpg
a little girl’s show they say
Yea, I saw that before. I had nightmares…
And as I had said before on some other thread, which caused my @ss to become a little girl’s show: Little girl’s show my ass.
Anyway, let’s get back to the 9001th.
Epiclulz, Jozée! Hop into the DeLorean!
don’t forget we have to retrieve the other DeLorean, the one we used to come here in first place
I have put that in my back-trunk, next to my little girl’s show. Don’t worry about it.
EPICLULZ! Hop in!
Oh, ok then.
(by the way, go to rage comics, when you see it…)
*strangles Jozée for being a brolan*
Wait, exactly how do I strangle a worm…?
Well nevermind. You have been demoted, Jozée. I cannot trust a brolan in my higher ranks.
Bronies I have no problems with. Brolans…. no… just no…
wa… t r.. u… doin! ack…
*sheep starts biting lolligator*
Bah, my scales are bite-proof!
*laz0rs shoot from eyes to the sheep*
*sheep temporally turns into a tomato*
*dies*
…did you just spontatiosly die? Is that some kind of natural defensive system for when you’re threathened?
*tomato starts crying*
*sad violin music starts playing
when suddenly…*
puff!!
*respawns*
what happened? did I died?
where’s my sheep? why is this tomato looking at me so excited?
wait… is this…?
I think Epiclulz suffers some lag
*grabs Epic and throws him into his back-trunk, next to the other DeLorean and the little girl’s show*
There, now we can go.
*random button pressing*
*flash of light*
*rainbows spit out of Lolligator’s ass while everyone, including the tomato, Bendy, the DeLorean, soldiers and the spies (wait, spies?)*
*another lightflash*
*opens door*
There we are. The fortress courtyard.
… wait, where’s Captain?
I’m here somewhere. You’ll just have to find me first.
No you’re not. You took the portal to equestria to molest again, didn’t you.
Damnit son, what did I tell you about molesting ponies!?
ack… stop strangling me, I only have two lives left!
I don’t molest them. There’s already someone there for that.
It was you who magically touched ponies while tied down in another dimension.
Don’t you lie to me, son! You’re grounded.
Fine! I’m just gonna stay in my room!
Wait a minute… we don’t even have a room for you here in the fortress…
Goddangit, son, you didn’t use my savings to build an estate in Equestria again, right?
I’m just going to dig a hole and I’ll stay there.
*digs a hole and stays there*
HEY! No hole-digging in my courtyard!
Gah, lolligating lag!
Fortunately, I realized everything that happened during my mindless-state.
Is this Xzibit’s car Lolligator stole? Why would he put a second car in here?
Whatever. *busts trunk open*
Alright, why is Jozée in a hole? Nice place by the way, Lolligator. Since I’m such a scumbag, I never saw it.
Hello again, Epiclulz. I hope you didn’t have too much trouble being cramped in there watching my little girl’s show?
Epiclulz, you should really go visit the leaked ponyposts more often. They are not as much fun without you (even though everyone keeps referring to you without you being there)
(I thought you guys were linking those posts on this thread? Or are you talking about ones you’ve already linked?)
You had a kids’ show stuffed in there? It was too dark, I couldn’t see.
No no, it is a little girl’s show.
*a worm head pops out of the hole*
There was this leaked post in GCEK, but it was… meh.
*throws link to Epiclulz*
gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/04/03/emo-scene-hipster-theres-always-tomorrow/
also, the reactions in Dolan threads are now more interesting to see.
oh lolligate, the spies!
*hides deeply into the hole*
I wonder if Bendy is already done interrograting….
*peeks into DeLorean*
*sees Bendy starting up the vibrator-machine*
I guess that’s a no. Give me a call when you’re done.
Guys, I have good news and I have bad news.
In truth, it’s the same news. There is, apparantly, a facebook ‘language’ for bronies, where you can ‘brohoof’ instead of ‘like’ and all that.
You saw that too? I would totally use it, if Facebook was useful.
*a worm head pops out of the hole*
That’s not all, there is this “iBrony”, wich is like a facebook for bronies only.
*Hides head in the hole*
“saw” it? All bronies were screaming on the facebook posts with it. Hard to miss.
*a worm head pops out of the hole*
Dimensional Time lords have Facebook? Interesting…
*Hides head in the hole*
I do not have facebook.
With ‘facebook posts’, I mean the LOLs here on cheezburger.
*a worm head pops out of the hole*
Oh, I didn’t saw anything.
on our way back to here, Lolligator mentioned “spies”, I don’t like to be spied. Better safe than sorry.
*Hides head in the hole*
The spies are currently being s0domised by Bendy.
*peeks into DeLorean*
*Bendy picks up the whip*
You know, Bendy, I think they have given you the info atleast twelve times over by now. You can stop.
Now where did they say they took the elephant and for what reasons?
They took him to the third Egypt from the sun… for “funsies”
I hope it’s not the same “funsies” as in your vocabulary, Bendy…
Ok, JOZÉE! BENDY! AND EPICLULZ IF YOU WANT TO COME ALONG! GRAB MAH STACHE!
*rips your moustache off*
Oops
Except that you he has the ability to instantly grow a mustache. Like Dennis.
Also, Epiclulz:
derp.memebase.com/2012/04/12/hurr-durr-derp-face-murrrrrrl-time
*a worm head pops out of the hole*
sounds fun, k’ let’s go.
*gets out of the worm hole and grabs the moustache that Bendy ripped off*
(also, I now have a dragon-sheep hybrid, “Lizardcomment The Dragon Champion” resurrected her.)
Actually, my moustache doesn’t grow back.
It REVIVES.
*lazors shoot from eyes to the stache*
*stache becomes zombie*
*goes back to stache-place*
K, now… BENDY! EPICLULZ! CLING ON TO IT!
Being a Hydralisk, I’ll try not to cut off your ‘stache.
*places ‘hand’ on Lolligator’s mustache*
before we go, I want to take a picture of this epic moment
*pulls out a camera that he doesn’t even knew he had*
*BOOM!*
oh wait, this isn’t the camera…
good thing nobody got hurt *bad pokerface*
*pulls out an actual camera that he doesn’t even knew he had*
say cheeze!
*click*
ack! I forgot to turn off the flash.
img827.imageshack.us/img827/9708/epicmoment.jpg
hey, Bendy is not in the picture, wait… are you…? dammit Bendy! this is not time to clop.
Nice smile, by the way, Epiclulz.
Wait, what happened to the gnomebeard I stole?!
Awesome photography skills, but yeah, Lolligator’s gnome beard disappeared! I bet it was Captain L, when it comes to physics, he’s a honey badger.
mmm, sounds like we’ve stumbled upon another mystery:
“who stole Lolligator’s beard?”
*dun dun duuuuun…*
It couldn’t have been cut off… gnome beards regrow to the preferred lenght in 3 seconds…
IT MUST’VE BEEN STOLEN!
Couldn’t have been me. I only steal goatees.
Aww
EPICLULZ! BENDY! CLING TO STACHE ALREADY!
I wanna be in the picture :’<
*grabs Lolligator's moustache*
You know, instead of just hanging there 12 meters in the sky, why not ENTER my stache? It now has a built-in minibar, swimming pool and skyview.
*enter stache*
*farts*
Sorry
EPICLULZ! CMON!
Okay, so apparantly Bendy is my son and I am his mother….
Congrats Captain L, you have a brother.
Now prepare for !ncest, which is probably something Bendy would enjoy.
(give me an Idea or picture of how you look like or what you are and I may take another picture)
Jozée, just add someone who smiles creepily, has majonaise rubbed over his body and holds some kind of creepy sex toy, and is naked (do censor that, please).
Damnit, Epiclulz is lagging again. Lolligate it.
*grabs Epiclulz and puts him in his backtrunk again*
Alright, we are ready to move.
—THE LOLLIGATION—
Part 5
(I’ll draw him as a pony, then, ponies are easier to draw)
(or perhaps he is a kangaroo?)
No, just draw him as a creepy human.
Unless of coarse you can make the pony look really creepy, his belly covered in mayonaise. Also, if you can, put a cucumber with a c0ndom on it next to him.
(enough parentheses)
Actually I’ve been making some drawings of ponies, so challenge accepted, It’ll take some time, though. I’ll use this as inspiration:
no worriez, that picture is safe.
(enough parentheses)
Actually I’ve been making some drawings of ponies, so challenge accepted, It’ll take some time, though. I’ll use this as inspiration:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120211211959/mlp/images/c/c3/Pony_strangely_obsessed_with_tubs_of_jelly_S2E17.png
no worriez, that picture is safe.
Bendy, my brother! It has been too long!
The face is ok. Just make sure he looks into your soul and tries to inception-ize the idea of Lolligating in your head.
Also: cucumber with a c0ndom. Don’t forget.
Done! Bendyrulz is now best pony.
behold my greatest masterpiece!:
ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/166828
-Yes, I’ve uploaded it to ponibooru.
-Yes, my artist name is “worm”.
-You may not check my other drawings or content. (explicit content is disabled for default, though)
-I didn’t mentioned nor tagged Bendy in ponibooru.
-Confound these ponies, they drive me to make drawings.
-I shall take now another picture with the actual camera that I didn’t knew I had, but once we’ve arrived the third Egypt from the sun
This damn lag. *sigh*
Uhh, isn’t it part 6? Whatever, lolligate this logic. So, Bendy and Captain L are brothers? This just keeps getting crazy. Oh, and don’t mind how I got out of the bactrunk. Since we haven’t appeared to leave, I’ll just *snaps fingers, turning into a pony again* get into the backseat. Sadly, Hydralisk me is too big for the back seat, it seems. Ok, ready to go.
(that awkward moment when you misspell back)
You pictured him perfectly. I also left a message as an Anonymous, though I signed with “Lolligator von Lawlz”, my full name.
Epiclulz, climb into my stache already. We are about to go.
lol, I knew people wouldn’t believe that that was mayonnaise, so I added the tag for the lulz, I should have added a mayo jar, anyway, Egypt awaits.
*climbs and enters the stache*
I just saw the “Itz Fweidae, Fweidae” again, I didn’t stole your beard, I only worship The Great Concrete Donkey, when its fury is released, it falls from the sky and splits the earth in two.
Oh, right. The DeLorean’s better, though!
*hops into Lolligator’s ‘stache*
Nonsense. The DeLorean has no swimming pool, skyview, minibar and dancefloor.
Plus, we don’t have to go back in time this time, so we just need to teleport.
Okay, so….
Bendy…. check
Jozée….. check
Epiclulz…check
Countdown…
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
Ready for take-off
*rainbows start bursting out of ass, like flames from a rocket that’s being launched into space*
*slowly, dramatically taking off*
*music from Apocalypse Now in the choppah scene*
http://
Nonsense. The DeLorean has no swimming pool, skyview, minibar and dancefloor.
Plus, we don’t have to go back in time this time, so we just need to teleport.
Okay, so….
Bendy…. check
Jozée….. check
Epiclulz…check
Countdown…
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
Ready for take-off
*rainbows start bursting out of ass, like flames from a rocket that’s being launched into space*
*slowly, dramatically taking off*
*music from Apocalypse Now in the choppah scene*
youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI
(the last post may come out as a repost. The first one got m0derated because of the link.)
Oh, yeah. I must be delirious.
*takes random PILLS HERE*
I feel better.
(Because lolligate your logic, I have pills for everything)
I cannot take the epic of this movie. *hits self-destruct button on the back of my head*
*mind blown*
*tv falls out of sky*
*on mode activate*
Hello Lolligator, Bendy, Epiclulz, Captain L, and Tomato… I’d like to play a game with you…
It has come to my attention that Captain L is the son of Lolligator… You try to kill your son, Lolligator, but you have not succeeded. I’d like to prove to you that the gratefulness you have toward finding your son should be much greater than it already is…
As for you other four, you’re here for my entertainment.
The Five of you are each attached to a Reverse-Bear Trap. This device will rip your jaws open once the time on your timer runs out. Here’s the catch:
There is key hidden within the heart of one of you…
*tomato has an obvious bulge in it*
Can you risk the life of a teammate to save your lives? Who will you choose to sacrifice?
Live or die, everyone. Live or die.
*tv transforms into a giraffe with a party hat and large genitalia*
*timers start*
*dimension warp*
Not so fast…
*warps you back*
You are wasting your time… Play the game by it’s rules, son…
(9 comments left)
CAPTAIN L. IS BREAKING LOGIC AGAIN! anyway….
LAWL! I’m free xD, also the tomato is no longer a tomato, Is a dragon-sheep hybrid whose wool makes the best armor.
One does not simply hold back a dimensional timelord.
Also, I AM the key. Problem solved.
Now off to Egypt
new leaked pony post:
derp.memebase.com/2012/04/18/hurr-durr-derp-face-apple-derp
meanwhile, in Lolligator’s moustache
who the lolligator attends this minibar?! I want my tequila, NAOH!
…
uhm, Bendy? keep that cucumber away from meooOOH LOOK A PONY!
…
oh, it’s you Epiclulz, *sigh* you better stay away from Bendy, eh?
(I enjoy how other, random people read this thread (wasting a full hour doing so))
Egypt… we have arrived.
CRUSH KILL DESTROY SWAG
Jigsaw, please.
*turns into Hydralisk*
*spits out device*
Thanks for getting rid of this device, Lolligator. *sigh*
Feels better to be a Hydralisk. Anyway, I’ll just chill with my Hydralisk-swag on, over here.
Oh, we’ve arrived. So, what’re we doing in Egypt again?
Yeah, why we are here? oh wait! before you answer, I wanna take a picture of this epic moment.
*pulls out the camera that he now knows he has*
say cheeze!
*click*
img12.imageshack.us/img12/7986/epicmoment2.png
no Bendy, I don’t want your freaking cucumber!
Wait, I don’t have a white afro…. or is that a cloud?
It’s your sheep wool wig
(a wild post with slight referance to MLP + bronies on it appears!
http://
gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/04/18/emo-scene-hipster-funny-she-doesnt-look-like-a-pony/
)
Anyway, let us continue….
….
*we are in the middle of a desert*
… anyone got some sort of a vehicle?
lolwut? I thought you were the vehicle, you brought us here after all… anyway, I has jetpack (in fact, I have over 65 different weapons and utilities), you may use the dragon sheep…
*baaaaROOARRRRH*
…If… that’s okay with you.
I is back. Week long church mission trip.
Captain L seems to be breaking logic. To the jetpack(s)?
well… given the circumstances and the fact that nobody seems to have another medium of transportation…
…
TO THE JETPACKS!
*gives the pony, the hydralisk and the daedroth a jetpack*
The controls are here, here and there.
To initiate the jetpack just press the “space” key
You can control the direction of the jetpack with the arrow keys.
We have each one approximately 25 minutes of fuel, don’t waste it.
Any doubts? no? kthxletsgo.
That jetpack is to small for me.
Ah Lolligate this…
(stache drops off and grows into a car)
Time to roll…
(puts on safari hat and sunglasses)
#swag
Put this in the wrong space before.
CRUSH KILL DESTROY SWAG
(and so, Captain L continued to rampage in Equestria, being a robot copy of a pony)
I can live with that.
Alright, my elephant-radar says we should go northward, towards the sphix. Let’s move.
Bendy, get into the stache-mobile
How exactly does your mustache work anyway, Lolligator?
BLACK MAGIC I SAY!!!
I think Lolligator’s moustache was forged by his logic-breaking son, Captain L (I had to especify because seems that Bendy is also Lolligator’s son).
It mutated when I first dimensionwarped.
(on a totally unrelated note: Jozée, read your messages)
*reads his messages*
um wut?
ok.
LOLLIGATOR FOR PRESIDENT!!
Epiclulz, duty calls:
http://
gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/04/25/emo-scene-hipster-brony-world-problems/
*and so, our heroes travelled 4 hours in the heat in the stache-mobile through the desert, untill they arrived to the sphix. Well… sort of*
Random vote-to-chose-destiny-moment!
The heroes arrived at the site of the sphix, but something is amiss! But what is it?
Vote and decide! Choose your option!
A. There is no sphix (I dunno)
B. The sphix is a giant stone taco (portal problems)
C. The sphix has been replaced with a giant stone elephant that is three times the size of the original sphix.
My vote: C
Now go vote yourself!
mmm…
I guess…
…
man this is hard…
tsh, *flips a coin*
…
B, B it is.
How can you decide between 3 choices with a coin?
For my answer,um…true. I’ll go true.
C?
One more vote to go. Bendy, go vote!
EPICLULZ!!!
EPICLULZ!!!
EPICLULZ!!!
memebase.com/2012/04/25/internet-memes-internets-the-soundtrack/
not a pony thread but a flamewar started because of ponies!
A and C with a dash of B
The votes have been placed!
Results:
A: 0.45 votes
B: 1.1 votes
C: 2.45 votes
true: 1 vote
Winner: C
*confetti*
Lolligate yeah!
(Jozée, amazing pictures by the way! I laughed hard)
He also made this for me:
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/97/lolligatorportals2.png
Lolligator for president.
(reposted comment: old one is in m0deration)
He also made this for me:
http://
img521.imageshack.us/img521/97/lolligatorportals2.png
Lolligator for president.
Private Jozée… *itssomething.jpg*
(glad you like it)
oh my god a giant elephant rock! I’s an elephant rock and it’s giant!
*looks at elesphix*
wat
Ok guys, get out of the stache mobile. I guess we have arrived at our destination.
(so many TL;DR comments on that post, Jozée, but I still ‘trolled’ a bit.)
Uhh, an ‘Elesphix?’ Did the holy elephant go in the past and pose as a god and tell the Egyptians to make big sculptures out of it?
Dunno.
Jozée, try and find my binoculars in my backtrunk.
o- k…
hm? where’s the handle of this thing? I guess I’ll just grab it here and see what happens…
*backtrunk opens*
oh that was easy, ok lets see… *starts digging in Lolligator’s backtrunk*
a DeLorean, another DeLorean, nope… mmmnope… what is this thing?!
hm… spare parts… oh! a little girls show (I’ll probably watch that later) mmm… AHA! binoculars…
wait… I think I’m stuck here… aggh!!
sheep, halp!
*baaahWROAARRR*
uh… nevermind sheep… (I forgot about your dragon part)
*closes backtrunk*
*gives Lolligator the binoculars*
there
*takes binoculars*
Thanks
*eats*
Never work with an empty stomach.
Alright, now let me see…
*uses built-in daedroth zoomvision*
Hmmm….. I can see a few agents of the army. They are protecting some kind of entrance to underneath the elesphix… I don’t think there’s any sign of timetravel, though. If time was changed the entire course of history would have. The thing doesn’t seem old either. I’d say it was built recently.
Epiclulz, what do you make of all this?
Let’s kill it
Well, I now think that I should eat this random potato.
*eats potato in 1 NOM*
I don’t even know what we’re doing here…
Kill the Elesphix? But it’s not even alive!
Whatever, let’s just get rid of those 2 agents and go into that tunnel.
Jozée. try and get rid of those 2 guards for me.
Stop right there, criminal scum!
…waitwhat…
Damnit son, get out of the way. I need the elephant.
*pours cleaning agents on the ground*
They’re gone now.
(Bendy removes Captain with cleaning agent. Lolligate logic)
Ok, let’s go.
Hmm, it’s dark in here. Anyone got a torch?
All I have is this burning American flag on a stick.
That’ll work.
Meanwhile, I must say that your name is unclickable. It disgusts me that your name is unclickable. Get it fixed, Bendy. A
*takes burning flag*
Onward!
And your name isn’t even capitalized! WTL!
(the first letter)
Not sure if a burning American Flag is good or bad…
…Anyway, onward to the Elesphix!
I don’t know how bad burning the flag is, but eating it is definitely a big problem.
What, it’s not like an army of overly pro-american rednecks will notice on their ‘merica-flag detector that we are burning one and then go find us to tell us about how great their country is…
*looks behind him*
Lolligate
*looks at the conversations and messages between Jozée and Bendyrulz*
I am very disappointed in the two of you.
Oh you!
s19.postimage.org/5q2nn11g3/oh_you_dog.png
still was a better love story than twatlight
Anyway, now we have 3 problems:
-Elephant missing (current objective is to retrieve)
-My beard is missing
-Rednecks. Rednecks everywhere
Bendy, you go fend the rednecks of. Here is a portal to the dimension I created to dump your endless flood of certain folder,
Have fun.
Jozée, Epiclulz, let’s go.
B-But I wanted to fend off the rednecks!
Whatever, let’s go.
And so, our heroes (and Jozée. He isn’t a hero) went off into the dark depths without Bendy, who they left to distract the zombiesrednecks
(damnit, there was meant to be a line through that ‘zombies’ part)
Suddenly the rednecks were redneckzombies. Have fun, Bendy
Redneck zombies are some of the worst kinds of zombies you’ll meet. Only behind Nazi Zombies.
shoo be doo
shoo shoo be doo
Epiclulz, duty calls
http://
senorgif.memebase.com/2012/05/04/funny-gifs-rainbow-
dash-vs-darth-pinkie/comment-page-1/#comment-131356
Or maybe it doesn’t.
But we don’t need any bloody sea ponies!
hey, what are those weird hieroglyphs? It looks like… a double rainbow!
hm… what does it mean?
Oh, look over here! it is a picture, lets see…
“The Little Engine That Said Fuck It”
by WATTY PIPER
wait a sec… this… I’ve seen it before…
*GASP* lolligating DorkMasterFresh was right! This picture is as old as the Egyptians!
I really think someone went back in time and changed Egypt.
Since when did they make hieroglyphs of double rainbows? Not that I hate it or anything.
Elesphixes, double rainbows, trains that say Lolligate…
I bet the dimensional police is behind this all….
Let’s continue, I see some light in the distance.
*brings flagtorch close to wall*
Oh look, they painted some ragefaces and memes on the wall aswell.
There are ponies too!
Ponies?
Perhaps it was Captain L?
OF COURSE!
Bendy, are you sleeping again? You need to fend off the redneckzombies before they go nomnom on your flesh while ranting about g@y people’s sins, how great ‘merica is and stuff like that.
I could do this in my sleep.
new pony post:
superheroes.memebase.com/2012/05/07/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-my-little-brony-my-little-avengers/
(Dafuq is with that post, Jozée? I posted 4 comments, the 4th one simply an ellipsis. All were set for m0dding.
)
What caused them to be zombies anyway?
(If it’s the first time you leave a comment in the superheroes section, it’s normal, if not, then I dunno lol.)
Zombies, eh?… mmm
…
…
maybe because…
…
mmm
because of this!:
i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/288/247/b55.jpg
I just hope we don’t get our kidneys stolen.
(There is not one other comment to be found there and you post 4? Lolwat)
The zombies were created by my failure to properly use the BLACK MAGIC
For some reason almost all my comments are getting m0dded… even if I censor or don’t use filtered words.
Wut
I killed them and brought you some souvenirs!
*holds up severed heads*
DAMNIT BENDY! What did I tell you about changing your Gravatar!? It will take me weeks to get used to this and be less disturbed!
RAGE
…
wait
Heads?
Bendy, good friend, you always think of everything, don’t you! I was already hoping for a nice snack!
*grabs picnick basket out of backtrunk*
*takes and puts the heads into the basket*
On the plus side, I don’t see anything wrong with his current Gravatar.
It’s 2 white (somehow I find it racist to say, dunno lol) unicorns kissing. It’s still something I wish not to see each day.
(laziness level: Hydralisk)
Eww, zombie heads. All rotten and lolligator. That reminds me, I’m hungry. I guess I’ll just snack on an arm.
*takes random severed arm, then eats it*
Ah, much better.
…What’re we doing again?
http:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKR-AKLM3HQ
Youtube doesn’t work for me for some reason. WHAT IS ON THE VIDEOH!
It’s Gir saying, “I don’t know”
Then he starts banging on his head yelling, “wwhhhheeeehuuhuhu! wwhhhheeeehuuhuhu!”
k
No potassium for you.
oh, k
Lolligator, you didn’t answer my question.
(I wonder how many disappointed people expecting a flamewar there are)
ask the magic conch shell, I think I saw one in Lolligator’s backtrunk
Yeah… What ARE we doing?
We need to figure out some sort of plan.
Wait, son?
…
Why are you following us, nemesis!
Look! In the distance! Lights!
the story timewarps to the moment we reach the lights*
Hmm…. some kind of hall…
There are a few agents of the Dimensional Army here…
And, oh hey! The elephant!
Wait… are they….
…praising it?
I’m Nemesis now?
STARS!!
stop abusing the black magic!
(ninja’d)
Where the fuck is my elephant?
*Lolligate
Don’t you dare make that mistake again, Bendy.
Oh, and there the Lolligate is your elephant
Bendy, Jozée, go get rid of those agents.
shouldn’t we wait till they finish?
Finish with what? Praising?
I doubt they’d leave him unguarded like that…
tsh lolligate this…
LEEEEROOOY JEEEEENKINNS!!!!one!!eleven
…Oh my God he just ran in.
Oh jeez, stick to the plan!
Stick to the plan, chums!
Lolligator demoted me again
#first world problems
Hey! You are not allowed to use the Pvt. title anymore!
*throws the Pvt. badge to Lolligator*
*I’m surrounded by cops*
is nobody going to come here and help me?
5426
wut?
My kitten wrote that. I though I should share.
Quit sharing the numbers your kitten has and go help Jozée.
Meanwhile I am going to bet who can beat the most enemies with Epiclulz.
*trollfacehydralisk.jpeg*
Well, since I wasn’t given any orders, I guess I’ll stay put.
Go cut me a switch!
>mfw
s19.postimage.org/3oa11ofwz/oopsworm.png
ok then… I guess… it’s only you and me, sheep
sheep: lolligate you, man.
*sheep flies away*
…
s19.postimage.org/66vq2d1n7/123456789.jpg
it talked!
*sigh*
ALRIGHT THEN!!
̿’ ̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿
Hasta la vista, babies!
(in Morgan Freeman’s voice) And so, our
herolittle buddy confronted the dimensional police, epically dodging the enemy fire in a matrix-esque…AAAGGGGH BASTARD!!!
…well, not so epically, anyway, he won, because I, Morgan Freeman, says so.
Bullets… bullets everywhere…
You done? K…
Wait… YOU LOLLIGATING SHOT THE ELEPHANT!
(on an unrelated note, I’ve seen some random people using my name to swear with! Soon…)
It’s your fault for not helping me, besides, the Elephant is magic and holy, I bet he can heal himself…
…
he can do that, right?
Lol, “heal himself”. Your stupidity impresses me each day.
*steals Bendy’s cucumber*
*sticks it into elephant’s bullet wound*
It’ll have to do…
NNNNGGGHH *pop*
damn bullet!
http://
tinyurl.com/7ls38fw
But you were the only one shooting!
someone shot me in the ass, If it wasn’t the dimensional police, then that means we are not alone
I blame Bendy.
Epiclulz, pack the Elephant and put him in my stachemobile.
We´re leavin´!
Ok… *confused face*
*snaps fingers, suddenly, everything is packed, and the elephant is standing by in Lolligator’s stache*
I hereby order you guys to reply with ‘testicle’ to any firster. We shall set a new trend to say testicle.
Sounds good to me!
It has come to my attention that there has been a significant decrease on firsters ever since I started saying testicle to them.
Victory is near.
Anyway, climb in back and we’ll be off!
K, Lolli.
On another note,
A LOL of mine got frontpaged after less then a day. M0ds must love me.
Also, 4 friend requests on a day. That’s a record for me… (only accepted 2. You must be of certain standard to be accepted, ofcoarse)
(my ego is growing, help)
*slaps Lolli in his big daedroth face*
Thank you, I needed that.
(was that a skyrim reference?)
*hops, somehow, into the stachemobile*
(I realised at was after posting the comment)
I wonder If…
Wow, 6 friends! You must be quite the popular one.
/condescending Wonka
I don’t have any, so he’s doing better than me.
>wakes up
>3 more friendrequests of people I do not even know or have ever heard of
>another one after getting back home from school
I am magnificent.
Jozée, you know what to do. Do it quickly
I’ve gotten like 10 in one day.
*slaps Lolli again*
(k I think I can comment again)
…I have -1 friends.
FOREVER ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE *cries*
4 more friendrequests. This is getting scary.
Anyway, let’s go!
*shits rainbows and warps away*
There, save and sound in the citadel.
Now we need to find my gnomebeard back….
Can I eat that?
Eat what?
you can haz my sheep
now you have 0 friends!
Are we there yet?
We were already there…
We should go to a new post.
Are you on drugs, Bendy? You are kind of talking random sh!t right now.
Yes Bendy, as I’ve been saying for the last 15 minutes, we are finally here.
Son? What are you doing in my backtrunk!? Weren’t you in equestria?
On other news, we have reached over 800 comments on this thread.
3 cheers for Zharblogch!
there
no…
this thread
will last
FOREVAH
^what Jozée said.
Also, 4 more friendrequests of random people I do not know. WHAT IS IT THAT THEY WANT!?
I accept all the friend requests, If they talk to me, fine, If they don’t, fine.
I only accept friend requests when I know the people from the comments
My brother on the topic of bronies:
“They are 20-30 year old lonely men who buy colourfull toy ponies to fduck and cum on them. They then switch their toys with other bronies and lick eachother’s sperm from them. They also are fat and have no social skills.”
wat
They want the cookie in your pocket. Also, your brother sounds like a pleasant person.
Your brother is more right than he knows…
I’m 19 his argument is invalid
And he was serious. He wasn’t just mocking bronies, he was serious.
The bronies he must’ve met are probably Bendy times 50.
If your brother was serious, I’m surprised he even remembers to breathe.
*still forever alone, I have 0 friends* (Where the lolligator did your brother meet these bronies, I wonder, Lolligator.)
Alright, we’re here, now what? (hydralisks seem to have god-awful memory)
we look for Lolli’s gnomebeard
pony/brony related post of the day:
http:/
/gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/05/10/emo-scene-hipster-c-is-for-creepy
Only after looking for 5 times and reading the comments twenty times I saw why it was pony-related :/
Seriously though, how can people be that observant.
(Yeah, wtf. I think we have too much time on our hands)
ONWARD, TO LOLLIGATOR’S BEARD, THEN.
And exactly where is my beard, Epiclulz?
uhm… The Lolligation Part 6?
(the 7th actually:
Lolligator lolligated the parts counting)
pony/brony related post of the day (sort of):
http:/
/gocryemokid.memebase.com/2012/05/19/emo-scene-hipster-may-may/
the ponies were not even necessary…
Eggplant, Lolligator.
Eggplant.
Where am I?
Eggplant dimension?
K. I will let you lead the expedition, Epiclulz.
Jozée, get the Elephant out of my stache and dump him in his room.
http://
artoftrolling.memebase.com/2012/05/19/internet-troll-i-try-to-get-one-thing-done-every-day/comment-page-1/#comment-232299
Someone posted an unrelated comment involving ponies. Have fun, Epiclulz
Another one.
Apparantly pony wants to be a tree in the comments (as multiple people are trying to tell me).
http://
artoftrolling.memebase.com/2012/05/18/internet-troll-can-i-cut-you-down-anyway/
*gets the Elephant out of Lolli’s stache and dumps him in his room.*
To the eggplant dimension, then?
another one!
http:/
/pictureisunrelated.memebase.com/2012/05/17/wtf-photos-videos-my-little-fascist/
well, I don’t know If this counts, is WTF after all…
Tell the mods to let me comment on Memebase.
are your comments disappearing? If so, try deleting your “website” link.
But I’m an awful leader! I don’t even know why I was made dimensional overlord.
THE dimensional overlord. My bad.
Well, at least I know my way around the eggplant dimension.
They’ve been eating my comments there since I beat their filter and swore those few times.
They’ve been eating my comments there since I beat their filter and sw0re those few times.
They’ve been eating my comments there since I béat their f1lter and sw0re those few times.
My comments sometimes completely disappear aswell.
It’s either that the langauge is too vulgar (highly doubt it), or a site error. Many report this problem.
I am positive that they have banned me. How can I share my witty comments there if they won’t let me post?!?!!
Use another email or something ¯\(°_o)/¯, I’ve posted a comment for the m0ds Bendy, the comment disappeared, but I’ve found they still appear after a few days, so the comments are actually sent to m0deration, when this happens to me I delete my website link and if that doesn’t work I put a diaeresis in the vowels.
Since when are you the Dimensional OVERlord, Epiclulz?
aaaaaaaaand another one, well It has the word “ponies” on it:
superheroes.memebase.com/2012/05/20/superheroes-batman-superman-doom-ponies/
too many pony/brony related posts, that’s odd… that doesn’t happens always.
Since Alfred, former Dimensional Overlord, spontaneously combusted.
And why would that make YOU the overlord?
There was not even a council called to elect the new one!
You don’t vote for a king
We do at the Dimension Lord Council.
I vote for Epiclulz
You’re no Dimensional Overlord, Bendy!
*Dimensional Lord
Bitch Please! Go watch the show. It is fun, amazing, cool, awsome, cute, and the ponies are the same as the words I said up there along with Beutiful.
He never mocked the show (at least not in that comment). He said ponies should go back to mylittlebrony so that non-bronies don’t constantly have to see it.
For Christ’s sake, leave the My Little Pony bullshit on the Bronies site where the rest of us, who don’t care about it, don’t have to waste our time with it.
mylittlefacewhen.com/f/60/
It would seem so, indeed.
How about fúck you? Whoops, seems like you already have a dick in your ass.
Actually, I think he has an ass in his dick.
Dick, he think ass actually an has in I his.
your comment confuses me so
Your confuses make me so I comment.
mIckeY mouse of monstrous menace.
….okay?
Comment confuses your I me so make.
“The twisted dimensions returned to normal!”
I feel better, now.
FOR FUCK SAKE, DO YOU SE THE FUCKIN LONG COMMENT BAR RIGHT ABOVE YOU? WELL LOOK AND READ THE SECOND COMMENT ON IT YOU DUMB SHIT!
EXACTLY!
You’ve seen My Little Pony N’ Friends, My Little Pony Tales, And Generation 3 and 3.5. Those are crap. You need to see Friendship is Magic.
lol @benji dont like it? dont comment on it just scroll down , its not hard
you do know that you can reply, right?
i do now , i do now
The more you know *rainbow*
Now don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against this whole brony thing, I really don’t, so when I say what I am about to say, do not assume that I’m just hating. This is not funny. It’s just adding “fuck” to a joke from the show. In fact, I’m pretty sure that the joke, even with pony-love and context, would’ve still been mediocre at best.
As for the people who bitch about bronies liking their show; stop it. I haven’t seen a single complaint about them that wasn’t rooted in some form of ignorance or insecurity (though I will admit, there is a minority, as there is in any group, that is just annoying. Have a field day with them).
P.S. If anyone DOES find a legitimate reason to hate bronies, please do tell me. I’m all for hating on things that deserve it.
Well actualy isn’t a joke from the show, as you said they just added the word “fuck” and posted it here, but that happens always with any meme or captioned image or whatever. I don’t find it funny too, actually i think it’s funnier the fact that m0ds probably posted it here just for the rage.
“for the rage”
Without doubt that’s what the m0ds think each time they put something pony-related on other websites.
That, or they are bronies themselves and attempt to convert others by using unfunny LOLs (which I find somewhat unlikely)
The latter seems doubtful.
If they were trying to convert memebase-ers, they’d use the best MLP posts. Unless monkeys run Cheezburger.
I’d say the last one is correct. Only monkeys would fr0ntpage the things you see on memebase home these days.
So that means memebase is lead by monkeys?
great.
That’s no big news, really.
But I don’t mind. It means random sh!tty MLP things appear here (meaning the hate has doubled) which often is the start of a great unrelated commentthread that’s unrelated.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll have to go back up there in that one commenthread there to fight Epiclulz in the 25th dimension because he stole Bendy’s elephant.
The truth is, I AM THE ELEPHANT.
Wait…
No you’re not. He pinned you down and absorbed your powers, now get back to the thread up there.
My gravatar. And that wasn’t me.
This might very well be the longest conversation on afterdark ever that doesn’t include the word ‘sauce’.
3 months and it’s still going on!
also:
Lol, nice, Jozée. Would you mind explaining to me why you’re in a hole now?
well, because that’s what worms do? you know, digging holes and staying there, doing nothing…
Oh and I’m hiding from the spies.
(should probably go back to the thread above)
What spies?
They’re all garbage so they just post the closest one they have and clap like a retard in front of their computer.
But…. that’s not even funny…
The whole commentthread above you that’s about my name turning into a swe@rword and sh!tting rainbows out of magical holy elephants is funnier.
Indeed
You’re still watching our lil’ chat aswell, Jozée?
…Why don’t you join in so I can use you as a pokemon to f!ght Captain L?
lol, okay and maybe my flying super sheep could help
So we have another magical animal… excellent…
Yeah, and that’s getting boring.
Ponies should gtfo
Can the alligators stay?
alls qur
Agreed
“Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
Should have known mods were protecting them…
Well, at least I tried to stop them.