I had same thought. But top one could be macho-dyke with a light moustache… so maybe is just massive plastic surgerys and liposuctions and no gender reassignment.
Poorly Photoshopped blog on the monitor in the top picture. Why? I’m sure what was there was even more nerdy than that blog, no matter what the subject matter.
Hey now — that moustache sure as hell means business, and that cigarette only makes the man more dangerous and unpredictable. Couple that with the money an experienced tech job pays and assuming he has charm and grit, he can get laid ladies and gentlemen.
Well yeah, I assume you are a human being and that you live in the 3rd dimension. While this comic is on a computer screen and is therefore in the 2nd dimension.
Second picture is mind boggling. She clearly has a cactus shoved deep in her ass, because she’s using an apple. Somehow she’s still maintaining the sexy look on her face. It’s astounding.
also noticed the apple logo, so not a geek… but i suppose since ppl are getting so retarded that knowing any tech past your phone and how to run twitter and Facebook you are considered a geek…. so techniquely flashing her tits on a web cam would count i suppose
Wow, his surgery was super effective.
I had same thought. But top one could be macho-dyke with a light moustache… so maybe is just massive plastic surgerys and liposuctions and no gender reassignment.
Enquiring minds want to know.
That’s a slut, not a geek!
Slut, geek, she’s f***ing hot. That’s what really matters.
Paha I wish
Poorly Photoshopped blog on the monitor in the top picture. Why? I’m sure what was there was even more nerdy than that blog, no matter what the subject matter.
The only explanation I can think of is boobs, since we all know that those are way too obscene for afterdark.
she looks like a girl from Final Fantasy, not that there is anything wrong with that, id tap that
…Final Fantasy?
Have you ever actually seen the games?
He’s probably talking about Lightning because of that twirly strand of hair
have you ever seen final fantasy 13?
Other than the fact that Lightning’s hair is freaking pink, I don’t see much of a difference in hair. PS: I’d tap that too.
Evolution.
Creationism.
Sorry, dressing slutty and owning a Mac doesn’t make you a geek.
But it does make you sexy as hell and own a Mac.
She has an apple obviously she’s not techy-smart enough to be a geek
+1
“Hipster” < Geek.
Depends. Graphics freaks? We use Macs. Runs CS5 smoother than any Windows machine ever could.
Besides, don’t real hipsters use Linux………?
No. Real nerds use Linux. Hipsters aren’t smart enough to use Linux. Instead, they run whatever and have Opera as their main browser.
Geeks can run anything, as “geek” doesn’t mean that you’re into technology. That’s “nerd”.
+100500
Hipster != Geek
TRUTH.
Her body is contorted in a painful way >> I think I would break something trying to sit/crouch like that
Why is this on after dark?
Hey now — that moustache sure as hell means business, and that cigarette only makes the man more dangerous and unpredictable. Couple that with the money an experienced tech job pays and assuming he has charm and grit, he can get laid ladies and gentlemen.
Owning a computer =/= geek.
So she uses her webcam to flash her tits on the internet and that makes her a geek? Not that I’m against that.
you spelled “attention whore” wrong in the second picture…
I’m sorry what dimension is this comic based on? Definitely not the one I’m in.
Well yeah, I assume you are a human being and that you live in the 3rd dimension. While this comic is on a computer screen and is therefore in the 2nd dimension.
What if he has nVidia 3D?
The “Before Geek” looks like a young Ron Swanson.
Mac……doesnt not mean youre a geek….means youre a tool….
You accidentally the apostrophes.
So sitting in front of a computer makes you a geek now? Wow, the geeks really do run the world.
Second picture is mind boggling. She clearly has a cactus shoved deep in her ass, because she’s using an apple. Somehow she’s still maintaining the sexy look on her face. It’s astounding.
public function detectGeek(subject:Human):Boolean
{
if( subject.hasApple && (subject.type == “hot) || !subject.sociallyAwkward)
return false;
return true;
}
there, fixed it for you guys ^^
She’s not a geek. Some women just try to seem like a geek for attention.
are we really complaining about hot sluts on computers?
last time i checked that’s how a good chunk of the porn market is created
Name of the girl, Ne1 ?
Cristina Poetto
also noticed the apple logo, so not a geek… but i suppose since ppl are getting so retarded that knowing any tech past your phone and how to run twitter and Facebook you are considered a geek…. so techniquely flashing her tits on a web cam would count i suppose
You can be a geek and use a mac. You just can’t be a “computer geek” and use a mac.
Oy vey! Last Linux SysAdmin conference I went, like 80% were using MacBooks, and Androids…
But that might be because sysadmins prefer not to spend their free time fixing computers.
That guy is smoking. He’s obviously pretty cool. Much cooler than you ‘tards.
dafuq?
Is it just me or does he look like he has a lazy eye?
Who the fuck sits around their house on their laptop wearing a bra?
Seriously, I take that shit off as soon as I pass through the door. Fuck bras.
Pissing on the computer? That’s hot.
those who wanted to know, her name is cristina poetto
Hey you never know, she could be from MIT…
I actually own that printer…
How the fuck is she a geek? More like an attention seeking whore model, but not a geek.
bullshit like this taint the name of geek.
Oh yeah, because I always do my hair and make-up and pose like a slut when I get my geek on. Mmm hmm.
I bet she doesn’t know a thing about technology. With or without that Fisher-Price My First Computer sitting in front of her.